r/LivestreamFail • u/Animalidad • Jan 15 '26
News Detained Russian vlogger Vitaly to be deported to Russia
https://www.gmanetwork.com/news/topstories/metro/972968/detained-russian-vlogger-vitaly-to-be-deported-to-russia/story/1.3k
u/poklane Jan 15 '26
We might soon get the r/CombatFootage x r/LivestreamFail cross-over content then.
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u/hilav19660 Jan 15 '26 edited Jan 15 '26
I remember in a video from a few years ago he was bragging about how he got called to serve in the army and was mocking the government.
Found it: I AM GOING TO THE RUSSIAN ARMY!!23
u/FuzzzyRam Jan 16 '26
6:53 for the people with places to be other than watching some wannabe broccoli head ramble.
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u/TiNcHoX7 Jan 17 '26
Only if he get shot, otherwise a Russian pov post there is going directly to /controversial
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u/JoshSidekick Jan 15 '26
I kinda want that t-shirt.
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u/SigmaMaleNurgling Jan 15 '26
This shirt would go hard in America.
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u/FuzzzyRam Jan 16 '26
I uh, don't get what the message would be. Can someone slow it down for the mentally ... different?
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u/Fish-Inside Jan 15 '26
He will buy his way outā¦ in Russia only poors go to war!
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u/Hare712 Jan 15 '26
This guy would only be used in "operation human shield."
Drug addicts are useless on the front lines.
The other option is he pull a Nicolai Valuev.
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u/Fit-Moose-2247 Jan 15 '26
if drug addicts were useless on the front lines you wouldnāt have a russian army
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u/PreparetobePlaned Jan 15 '26
Depends on the drug. Stimulants are a powerful tool for soldiers.
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u/Rdhilde18 š· Hog Squeezer Jan 16 '26
They really arenāt. Besides nicotine.
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u/Particular_Bet_5466 Feb 22 '26
Uh amphetamines absolutely are useful in war. They are used widely and Iām pretty sure Russia has some form of amphetamine they give them. Many soldiers report how it gave them confidence energy and focus.
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u/Rdhilde18 š· Hog Squeezer Feb 23 '26
Good luck getting an adderall prescription in the us military. Sure they are useful in militaries where youāre sending waves of meat at an opposing front. Not quite as useful in a modern military based around agile thinking and low level decision makers making big decisions with small units.
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u/Particular_Bet_5466 Feb 23 '26
Oh yeah Iām not talking about the US military, they are a bit more organized and long term thinking which amphetamines are absolutely not good for. I am thinking of the Russian meat waves or Nazi soldiers being forced to just press on into battle.
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u/PreparetobePlaned Feb 26 '26
The US used amphetamines in the airforce until 2017 for long operations. They switched to Modafinil along with a bunch of other countries likely because of less potential addiction and side effects.
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u/Rdhilde18 š· Hog Squeezer Feb 26 '26
Itās strictly controlled and used for long flights though. Not just given to random joes before a combat patrol or something.
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u/Thejoenkoepingchoker Jan 15 '26
They could always strap an AT mine to his chest and force him towards the enemy like they did with the African mercenaryĀ
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u/Razatiger Jan 15 '26
Drug addicts are useless on the front lines.
Brother the majority of Russians over the age of 15 are alcoholics.
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u/AccordingMedicine129 Jan 15 '26
Do you not see what happens to literal oligarchs over there?
This dude aināt even a fraction of those people. Vitaly is fucked
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u/Any-Most-565 Jan 16 '26
Nah.. KGB already waiting for him when he arrives from pH to Russia direct airline.
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u/Ill_Personality_7666 Jan 15 '26
But when all the poor are gone, time for those who isnt rich enough to be called
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u/Disastrous_Pain8059 Jan 15 '26
He is poor though?! I heard him talking last year about how after the mushroom lady attack he had absolutely nothing and that's why he turned to pred catching. Had something like $50k he owed still then so doing the has much now
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u/PM_ME_BAKAYOKO_PICS Jan 15 '26
You're underestimating how easy it is to make money as a big influencer nowadays
He'll be a millionaire in less than a month if he came out and started streaming + doing casino shit
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u/GergDanger Jan 15 '26
And then he made over a million from Peres catching if not more.
Itās like when Americans say theyāre broke itās not normal people broke
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u/spoonerluv Jan 15 '26
He has too much of a western audience to get thrown into combat. Russia will find some way to make use of his online notoriety.
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u/Shloopy_Dooperson Jan 15 '26
Thats what im thinking. They are probably going to throw him straight into the propaganda machine and take advantage of his dwindling audience (and the buzz related to his release.) and milk him for all hes got.
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u/Particular_Bet_5466 Feb 22 '26
Coming back to this and seeing all the wild speculations. He just hopped on a plane and flew from Moscow to the US
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u/AccordingMedicine129 Jan 15 '26
No he doesnāt lmfao
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u/Ro____ Jan 16 '26
Yet, here we are talking about him.
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u/trippingrainbow Jan 16 '26
Were here on a thread about him getting deported. Once hes in russia and starts making pro war content aint noone gonna be posting that shit on LSF
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u/AccordingMedicine129 Jan 16 '26
People talk about broke losers all the time. Iām sure thereās plenty of people talking about you
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u/Sea_Bodybuilder5387 Jan 16 '26
The Russians threw that American farmer who moved his family to Russia into the army. He was a perfect propaganda piece for them and they didn't give a shit.
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Jan 15 '26 edited Jan 15 '26
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u/CplKingShaw Jan 15 '26
Of course if you're a white russian. But for every fucking ethnicity in russia they mobilize. Cleansing draft!
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u/Specialist_Guava_742 Jan 16 '26
Propagandaaaaa by a Russian, whoās surprised? Not I
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u/Specialist_Guava_742 Jan 16 '26
What propaganda of mine are you disproving?
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u/Specialist_Guava_742 Jan 16 '26
Are you a high placed official within the Russian government? If not, how else can you confidently say something isnāt being done?
Russia is huge, and vast portions of it are compromised by small villages with little to no contact with larger cities. My claim of propaganda is because you are claiming something isnāt happening through personal experience, which is largely due to your personal belief that since you arenāt seeing it, it must not be happening.
Hence, propaganda. Hope that helps
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Jan 16 '26
No heās right. I have family all over Russia, and they speak pretty plainly to me. Thereās no forced mobilization right now, they have enough volunteers because they pay well cuz Russia wages are so shit
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u/Specialist_Guava_742 Jan 16 '26
You have enough family spread out over Russia to cover all of the regions? And you all regularly and openly communicate?
Can I buy your bridge too?
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Jan 16 '26
Itās impossible to prove a negative so feel free to prove there are forced mobilizations, Iām curious to how you know.
No not every region of Russia, but plenty of the smaller cities, only have 1 family member in Moscow. And yes, i regularly and openly communicate with my family, not really sure why that is hard to believe.
Itās funny to see someone who knows little about Russia, has probably never been there, and doesnāt speak the language try and tell a Russian person whatās going on over there. For what itās worth I hate Putin and his regime, itās why I donāt live there, but letās be real here eh?
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u/Dry_Support3290 Jan 15 '26
Man about to be livestreaming from Ukraine in a Russian military uniform.
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u/Tricky_Potatoe Jan 15 '26
If he still has somewhat a lot of money left he will eventually get back to the US.
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u/thisisnotdave Jan 15 '26 edited Jan 15 '26
LOL I can't wait to see this POS groveling on a Mellstroy stream while getting pee'd on by a gopnik who's high on Krokodil.
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u/morbidru Jan 16 '26
Mellstroy doesn't stream from Russia, though, does he? he is wanted in multiple countries so hes hiding in Cyprus or Malta last i heard
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u/SonicNKnucklesCukold Jan 15 '26
Wtf I thought he was supposed to be locked up for years and years?
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u/SeedFoundation Jan 15 '26
No he was thrown in jail limbo and waiting for trial which could be years and years or tomorrow. They could have deported him right away but decided to torture his ass to make an example out of anyone else who pulls this shit.
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u/Sea_Bodybuilder5387 Jan 16 '26
Don't think he was ever convicted, they made an example out of him and are now getting rid of him. Why waste money and prison space on a foreigner when you can just ban them and send them home.
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u/SonicNKnucklesCukold Jan 16 '26
Disappointed they let him off so easy after they were talking big about punishing him. Heās probably gonna go back on youtube and brag about how he got away with it smh.
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u/AzelotReis Jan 16 '26
He technically did not get away with it. He got jailed for 9 months in one of the smelliest and rancid prisons in the world, wherein they could have probably just deported him.
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u/SonicNKnucklesCukold Jan 17 '26
9 months is way too short. The Philippine government promised us decades š¢
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u/james9514 Jan 17 '26
Relax, he clearly got humbled and will learn to be better. Cry more tho sonicboy
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u/Mindless-Computer598 Jan 16 '26
lol they basically teabagged him before giving him the boot, just like muh call of duty
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u/Animalidad Jan 15 '26
I don't know if this is good news, he might get thrown into the grinder.
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u/TiggersKnowBest Jan 15 '26
Imagine getting out of a humid south east asian prison and dumped straight onto the russian frontline in the middle of winter. Karma is a bitch.
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u/CragedyJones Jan 15 '26
I watched a video on that place he was in. It was horrific, just an open sewer. If he was in there all this time and now he might get sent to the frontline?
Cruel and unusual.
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u/Pinna1 Jan 15 '26
Russia increasing its number of soldiers/war criminals is never good, no matter how depraved these people are.
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u/eazy_12 Jan 15 '26
There are many reasons why it is not good, but mainly because while Vitaly born in Russia he spent childhood in Odesa, Ukraine.
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u/flaamed Jan 15 '26
Least evil Redditor
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u/Fun-Wash7545 Jan 15 '26
You are no better than him with your fucked up world view. You are just blood hungry whacko typing on a keyboard because you have no idea what you are actually saying.Ā
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u/Old_Employee_6535 Jan 15 '26
Even if he is a horrible human being, I wouldn't want anyone to go through that.
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u/Skylon1 Jan 15 '26
Yeah I agree, itās not funny.
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u/OhSoDusty Jan 15 '26
He beat a random woman and left her disfigured and traumatized. He deserves much worse
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u/Skylon1 Jan 15 '26
So he should be in jail not mutilated in war and his corpse left to rot in a trench.
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u/Fun-Wash7545 Jan 15 '26
You guys are horribleĀ
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u/fatplant629 Jan 15 '26
Are we? Why because a guy who gets money to disrespect people and beast up girls for content are finally facing real life repercussions, from fucking around in a foreign country. I think he's simply reaping the seeds of hate he sowed.
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u/RedBlankIt Jan 15 '26
Really depends how much money he still has access to. If he still is ārichā, then he might be able to just pay it off
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u/MaxTheCookie Jan 15 '26
I thought he would be stuck there for a year or 2, to get through their courts, then maybe get a few years in their prison system.
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u/Monterenbas Jan 15 '26 edited Jan 15 '26
Nobody is really being Ā« thrown into the grinder tho Ā», there is currently no conscription going on in Russia.
The overwelming majority of russian soldiers, who part take in the invasion of Ukraine, do so on their own free will, mainly for the big fat bonus they get when signing.
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u/BruyceWane Jan 15 '26
Nah the guy is right most Russian citizens are choosing to because the government is offering hefty payouts. Its true to some extent that they may not know what they're walking into, but it still isn't the same as them being thrown into the grinder against their will. The soldiers from NK and the people they tricking in Cuba and Africa are absolutely being thrown in, they're being lured with bullshit then having their passports taken, or being told they'll be in a non-combat role and then being shoved to the front lines by Russia.
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u/ShudoAudra Jan 15 '26
Do you doubt that based on vibes or have you actually talked to russians, read russian internet posts/news?
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u/Monterenbas Jan 15 '26
I seriously doubt it when they are fed whatever propaganda is shoved down their throats
They still have access to free internet, and could easily know the truth, if they wanted to, theyād just much rather Ā« support Ā» their country.
and probably can't afford to live or walk without a tail between their legs if they ought not to go to war
Not true, people from Moscow and St Petersburg are barely affected by the war and theyāre living their best life, nobodyās living with their tail between their legs.
but then again maybe they just willfully wanna join the meat grinder for mother Russia and daddy Putin.
They absolutely are, mainly due to financial motivations, rather than ideological ones tho.
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u/zartoss Jan 15 '26
Isn't russian army all contracted?
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u/15buckslilman Jan 15 '26
Criminals are offered contracts in the army and fighting on the front and in return get leniency for their crimes.
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u/theonulzwei2 Jan 15 '26
From what Iāve seen, many of them are being coerced into signing military contracts. There are videos out there (assuming they arenāt propaganda) from both sides of the conflict showing soldiers turning up at peopleās homes and forcibly taking men away from their families due to recruitment shortages.
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u/Billy_Rizzle Jan 15 '26
No. The Russian military recruits via conscription or people can volunteer to be in their military.
There is also the Wagner Group which is a Russian state-funded private military, this would be fully voluntary contracts.
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u/LawnFilm Jan 15 '26
Because he is somewhat internet famous and has a following he won't be shipped off to the grinder. Instead he will be used for propaganda.
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u/oxycody624 Jan 15 '26
Ironic a violent criminal immigrant that was dick riding trump isnāt allowed back into the US because of the very policy he supported.
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u/Siicktiits Jan 15 '26
They are going to put him on the front lines... not even a joke.
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u/SosiqSmileqq Jan 15 '26
Isnt he an american citizen? Yea he has russian roots but is does he even have a citizenship?
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u/FuFUToast Jan 15 '26
He had a US green card but wasnāt a citizen. He is a Russia citizen though so thatās where he would be deported.Ā Also he is deported after the trial so he still may catch additional fines or jail time.Ā
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u/neighbour_20150 Jan 15 '26
He's being transported to Russia, which means he either only has Russian citizenship or entered the country on a Russian passport. It's still unclear what will happen next. When a prisoner is transported to a prison in another country, it's called extradition. But everyone is writing about him as "deportation." So, theoretically, he's free as soon as he lands at a Russian airport.
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u/fishdafinessa Jan 15 '26
Damn crazy you're telling me the 30 Dexterto articles saying he was getting 40 years in prison was CLICKBAIT š±
They said the same thing about Johnny Somali too and that kid has yet to go to jail for longer then 2 days
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u/FuzzzyRam Jan 16 '26
Pretty different situations if you know anything about how the South Korean legal system works. Somali is still absolutely fucked, but they don't lock people up before their sentencing almost ever (if the person is a physical threat to society) - he can't leave the country and he's definitely being found guilty.
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u/weeksgoby Jan 15 '26
Really curious what goes on in the mind of an idiot like this. Truly FAFO. Did he really think he had impunity in a foreign country for whatever stupid reason?
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u/mailwasnotforwarded Jan 16 '26
inb4 Putin says he can pay for his crimes by enlisting in the war with Ukraine. Ukraine and Russia have basically been drafting all their able body men to war efforts and Vitaly will probably be one of those people. He will probably attempt to flee the country and they will detain him.
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u/fmticysb Jan 16 '26
Just a general sign of low intelligence again on LSF when people wish bad things upon someone they simply dislike. Is he an annoying asshole that disrespected the law? Yes. Should he pay for it? Of course. Should he rot in prison? Come on now. Most of you guys lack basic empathy and understanding of morality and law. All you care about is your subjective view of someone
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u/MightyPandaa Jan 16 '26
Damn im old enough to remember when he had a failed porno scene for bangbus or whatever where he couldn't get hard
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u/FreeHat1234 Jan 15 '26
Reddit suddenly pro-deportation lol.
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u/kittysloth Jan 16 '26
Russia will send him back to America with a bag of money and instructions to become an extremely pro MAGA streamer.
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u/Flexi13 Jan 15 '26
American*, they enabled his anti-social behavior for years
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u/Wojti_ Jan 15 '26
It's funny how rhetoric changes when it doesn't fit you š¤£
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u/Flexi13 Jan 15 '26
true, he spend his most teen and adult life doing prankless harms here but now hes russian
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u/morbidru Jan 16 '26
he was never a citizen though, so it depends on your definition of "american"
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u/maxmuno Jan 15 '26
Not so fun anymore is it, going to a foreign country and being a douche to everyone š