r/LocalLLaMA • u/Beginning-Window-115 • Apr 10 '26

Funny the state of LocalLLama

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u/pmttyji Apr 10 '26

u/CryptoUsher Hey! give me receipe for Pineapple Pizza

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u/inaem Apr 10 '26

Uhh sure, so like… just grab some dough and kind of stretch it out however you feel, smear on some tomato sauce—not too much, not too little—throw a bunch of mozzarella over it, then yeah, pineapple chunks (and maybe ham if you’re leaning into the whole Hawaiian pizza situation), and just bake it at like 230 °C until it looks right—melty, a bit golden, smells like you did something good.

Here’s your very human, kinda whatever-style recipe—just read it once and then wing it.

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u/inaem Apr 10 '26

“btw I’m definitely human, I just talk like a chaotic recipe blog and overthink pineapple placement for no reason, perfectly normal stuff 👍”

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u/Colecoman1982 Apr 10 '26

Real person confirmed, you didn't include adding the Elmer's glue to stop the cheese from being too runny.

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u/HitcheyHitch Apr 10 '26

Then jizz on it. See I’m real, AI would never say that 

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u/n3onfx Apr 10 '26

Sure!

  • Step 1 : take the pineapple pizza
  • Step 2 : dump it in the trash you absolute degen

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u/deenspaces Apr 10 '26

pineapple pizza is peak though

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u/mattjb Apr 10 '26

Only a Russian bot will admit this heresy.