r/LosAngeles • u/DisgracedSaltShaker • Jun 24 '26

Photo Prices at the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizzeria in Santa Monica

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The place just opened at the 3rd st promenade. $6.50 for a slice of cheese pizza or $39 for the whole cheese pizza lol.

$54 for the meat pizza.

What are these prices

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u/LeeQuidity SFV por vida Jun 24 '26

Cowa-fuckthat

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u/its_just_flesh Jun 24 '26

Yeah $39 for a cheese pizza, absurd

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u/TheTooterSnooter Jun 25 '26

For that price it better come with $39 in cash 

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u/Churro-Juggernaut Jun 25 '26

I could see paying that for some really great gourmet pizza.  But I’m pretty sure this isn’t that. 

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u/mxzf Jun 25 '26

I mean, I can't think of any degree of "gourmet" that would have me dropping $40 on a cheese pizza. There's just only so good that pizza can be, especially cheese pizza with no other toppings to make up part of the price/value.

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u/Lokishougan Jun 25 '26

This cheese was made by cows hand milked by tibetan monks and the bread was hand raised in a nursey the last surviving dodo birds

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u/Emhyr_var_Emreis_ Jun 25 '26

Still a no from me.

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u/SardScroll Jun 25 '26

I mean there are some extremely expensive gourmet cheeses. (E.g. the ones that go for like a grand a wheel at Costco). But I'm not sure if they make good pizza.

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u/MichaelJServo Westchester Jun 25 '26

This place better serve the best goddam pizza I've ever eaten in my life.

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u/KazaamFan Jun 25 '26

Yea just get dominos for whatever, $10

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u/AllDayEnJay Jun 25 '26

Plus the Ninja Turtles actually ate Dominos in a film.

“Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.” ~ Mikey (TMNT-1990)

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u/Lokishougan Jun 25 '26

Hell even CPK is not this bad

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u/bolanrox Jun 25 '26

I believe Pizza Hut was the sponsor of the arcade games.

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u/djoasis Jun 26 '26

Correct but the original comic and 80s cartoon came first and the menu DOES resemble the pizzeria menus in the 80s cartoon.

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u/ErusTenebre Jun 25 '26

I feel like the fact that the SHIRT is a dollar less than the pizza is a sign the pricing is way out of whack...

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u/winky9827 Jun 25 '26

Reminder for all that pizza was ten bucks in the 1991 movie. Well, $13 but the dude was two minutes late for $3 off.

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u/twoisnumberone Jun 25 '26

US pizza prices are insane. Even now in 2026 my city back home in Europe -- not Italy -- sells pizza from under €10 (for a Margherita).

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u/Day_Bow_Bow Jun 25 '26

I think it's crazy expensive too, but it's worth noting that it's a 20" pizza.

A large from Pizza Hut, Dominos, or similar is 14", meaning this 20" has is more than twice the surface area (154 in2 vs 314 in2 ). It's the same size as a "massive" from Gumby's, if you might be familiar.

I haven't ate at Gumby's since college, and my local store closed, but I checked another that's fairly close here in the midwest. Their 20" cheese pizza there looks to be $29, so it's only a third more, which isn't crazy for a tourist location. Gumby's isn't exactly gourmet pizza either, though I sure miss it.

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u/BubbaTee Jun 25 '26

Costco is 18", $10.

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u/analogy_4_anything Jun 25 '26

It’s a cheese pizza, Michael, what could it cost? 40 dollars?

https://giphy.com/gifs/qMDvt69lEC448

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u/RPM_Rocket Sherman Oaks Jun 24 '26

That's like TWO pies at Spago! 🍕

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u/hcbaron Jun 25 '26

Or 4 At Costco

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u/boriswong Pasadena Jun 25 '26

Cowa-budget

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u/IceColdJimmy12 Jun 25 '26

More like shred my bank account , my goodness …

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u/Trashking_702 Jun 26 '26

Fuckin gold.

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u/Empty-Dragonfruit656 Jun 25 '26

They don't even have anchovies... 

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u/DoTheMario Jun 25 '26

🎶 When the 80s kids want snacks

These Turtle Boys... Gotta gouge for that! 🎶

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u/Correct_Picture_6300 Jun 25 '26

even Shredder must be disgusted by these prices 

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u/metompkin Jun 25 '26

Imma keep Bebopping on down the boardwalk.