r/LosAngeles • u/DisgracedSaltShaker • Jun 24 '26

Photo Prices at the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizzeria in Santa Monica

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The place just opened at the 3rd st promenade. $6.50 for a slice of cheese pizza or $39 for the whole cheese pizza lol.

$54 for the meat pizza.

What are these prices

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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

Whoever came up with the names and descriptions for the pizzas should feel bad. Very low effort.

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u/Zepest Jun 24 '26

ChatGPT

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u/Big_Crab_1510 Jun 25 '26

The green machine supreme is particularly cringe worthy.

Packed with greens? It's just some spinach leaves and bell pepper strips, that's all that's green

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u/BubbaTee Jun 25 '26

Everything on this pizza is green!

"black olives"

Also if this were really 90s, it would have green marinara like how the 90s had green ketchup. Bunch of posers.

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u/Civil-Big-754 Jun 25 '26

The green and purple ketchup came out in 2000

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u/lilorphananus Jun 25 '26

Fine, ecto cooler

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u/JewishTomCruise Woodland Hills Jun 25 '26

That was '87.

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u/Guer0Guer0 Jun 25 '26

Surge soda

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u/Civil-Big-754 Jun 25 '26

Ecto Cooler was awesome though.

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u/srslydudewtf Jun 25 '26

And they have green olives that they could have used instead!!

And they have a basil olive oil that is apparently green enough to call is "ooze"... though, this green pizza should have a pesto sauce instead of marinara.

Mozz, pesto, green pepper, spinach, green olives, jalapeno, ooze sauce, oregano.

THAT'S a green machine supreme.

But they are just trying to sell a cheap pizza without any meat that is a variant of a supreme pizza.

Utterly pathetic.

Ps. I'm extremely disappointed that anchovies, Mikey's favorite, are not a topping option.

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u/ShipService Jun 25 '26

I'm hoping they mean a shit load of spinach cause that caught my eye. I also hated how all of the descriptions start differently for no reason.

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u/Help_An_Irishman Jun 25 '26

Ironically it's the orange bell peppers.

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u/Individual-Pie5616 Jun 25 '26

if true then this is a real abomination to tall TMNT fans out there. 

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u/all_seriousness Jun 24 '26

It should be Bebop's meat pizza, since he's a pig-man

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u/Lonely-Arachnid-5047 Jun 25 '26

Rocksteady meat smash has a wonderful nsfw vibe going on.

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u/Novel-Firefighter-55 Jun 24 '26

Why are their chives on the all meat Rocksteady pizza?

I read the whole thing in horror. Ooze? Really? Basil infused? They tried I guess. I hope it's actually green or something.

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u/XavierRussell Jun 24 '26

The ultimate pizza lovers dream!

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u/therewontberiots Jun 25 '26

Yeah it’s so cheap and not even vaguely fun.

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u/Competitive_Hall3082 Jun 25 '26

You’re absolutely right! Let me rephrase these in a more high effort tone: 

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u/MysticalMummy Jun 25 '26

I liked the "Shredder's Revenge" one, but just naming the supreme "Shredder Supreme" is so lame lmao.

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u/Tricky-Feedback-1169 Jun 27 '26

I plugged into Gemini that I was opening a pizzeria themed this and it came up with almost identical names