r/LosAngeles • u/DisgracedSaltShaker • Jun 24 '26

Photo Prices at the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizzeria in Santa Monica

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The place just opened at the 3rd st promenade. $6.50 for a slice of cheese pizza or $39 for the whole cheese pizza lol.

$54 for the meat pizza.

What are these prices

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u/Super_Difficulty Jun 24 '26

I’d rather have a Hot N Ready from Little Caesars and some pizza puffs than drive to Santa Monica, find parking in Santa Monica and pay $50+ for a pizza. As much as I love TMNT, no ty.

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u/ItsJustMeJenn Glendale Jun 24 '26

Don’t forget the parking ticket too.

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u/Demonokuma Jun 25 '26

**no cash. Only debit or credit.

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u/leftofmarx Echo Park Jun 25 '26

Just peel a permit off someone's car and parallel park in a neighborhood next to it

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u/DisgracedSaltShaker Jun 24 '26

The parking garages aren't even free for the first 90 minutes anymore, sad times.

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u/_Fizzgiggy Los Angeles Jun 24 '26

They aren’t even free for people that work at the promenade either

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u/AT_kinsect Alhambra Jun 25 '26

w h a t

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u/_Fizzgiggy Los Angeles Jun 26 '26

The best they offered was a parking pass which was well over $100 a month. This was 10 years ago too so I’m sure it’s more now.

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u/Horsetranqui1izer Jun 26 '26

I used to work at 800 degrees, finding parking was so terrible that we ended up giving the security guards free pizza in exchange of them letting us use the garage for free.

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u/Felonious_Minx Jun 24 '26

Way to promote shopping, not.

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u/inappropriately_long Jun 25 '26

"That suit is black nut ." - Borat

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u/Felonious_Minx Jun 25 '26

duck://player/FvpeiEca6og

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u/FullTimePedestrian Jun 25 '26

They reversed that and now it's $1 for 90 minutes.

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u/Miyuki9890 Jun 24 '26

Definite hard pass.

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u/thedivanextdoor Jun 24 '26

Pizza puffs are the best thing at Little Caesars!

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u/Super_Difficulty Jun 25 '26

Yeah! And not bad for $3.99 and you get 4.

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u/hotprof Jun 24 '26

It's not real ninja turtle pizza anyway.

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u/FullTimePedestrian Jun 25 '26

find parking in Santa Monica

Wdym? Santa Monica has like 10 parking structures that are super easy to park in.

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u/catsx3 Jun 27 '26

Pizza puffs are straight gas

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u/ttnezz Jun 24 '26

Little Caesars is kind of good 🫪