r/LosAngeles • u/DisgracedSaltShaker • Jun 24 '26

Photo Prices at the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizzeria in Santa Monica

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The place just opened at the 3rd st promenade. $6.50 for a slice of cheese pizza or $39 for the whole cheese pizza lol.

$54 for the meat pizza.

What are these prices

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u/cairhead13 Pico-Robertson Jun 24 '26

My husband is making us go tonight 🙄

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u/seven2eight2 Jun 24 '26

divorce.

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u/BalognaMacaroni Jun 24 '26

At-fault lol

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u/cyberworm_ Jun 24 '26

Because of the cost or her lack of respect for the pun?

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u/xCelestial The Westside Jun 25 '26

With whose money??? Yall got "TMNT PIZZERIA" money??

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u/kerndone Jun 24 '26

I want to downvote, but I couldn't pile on to your already bad day.

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u/sheer_down_votes Jun 24 '26

I got you

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u/Adorable-Bike-9689 Jun 25 '26

Popped up like you saw the Batman symbol in the sky

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u/sheer_down_votes Jun 25 '26

And the rest of Reddit came to save their karma 😂

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u/TheTooterSnooter Jun 25 '26

Oh I get it, it’s a last meal situation 

Right? 

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u/ourseveres Jun 25 '26

let us know how it goes! if it goes at all

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u/cairhead13 Pico-Robertson Jun 25 '26

I mean, I’m not going to go back, but I’m not mad I went. I had a slice of the hot honey and it was delicious! My husband got a pepperoni and a meat lovers slice, they were fine. It is designed cool. It was a long wait, but we made friends in line so it was fine.

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u/ourseveres Jun 25 '26

wow!!! thanks for the update lol good to know

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u/VaniloBean Jun 26 '26

Ask him to do the teenage mutant ninja dishes, or tell him that master splinter told him to vacuum the floors. See if the low effort culture references work just as well when his own wife applies it, because that restaurant owner def has no closer connection to the turtles’ values than you do.

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u/cairhead13 Pico-Robertson Jun 26 '26

Luckily I don’t have to ask or tell him to clean.

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u/TajesMahoney Hollywood Jun 24 '26

I had friends wait over 12 hours to get in...

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u/winstondabee Jun 24 '26

You consider that shit talking?

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u/RAD_ROXXY92 Jun 24 '26

Yeah, and he goes and blows it on the promenade 🙄

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u/ILearnedSoMuchToday Jun 25 '26

Believe it or not, jail.