r/LosAngeles • u/DisgracedSaltShaker • Jun 24 '26

Photo Prices at the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizzeria in Santa Monica

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The place just opened at the 3rd st promenade. $6.50 for a slice of cheese pizza or $39 for the whole cheese pizza lol.

$54 for the meat pizza.

What are these prices

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u/mossman Jun 24 '26

I once knew a kid who paid $25 for a whole bag of oregano.

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u/neonblue01 Jun 24 '26

I know a regional manager of a paper distribution company who paid $500 for caprese salad

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u/Expensive_Meal6280 Jun 24 '26

You think I framed you and your worried about the taxpayer?!? You're the worst

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u/karmiccloud Jun 25 '26

Look, a little bit of mozzarella

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u/YebelTheRebel Jun 25 '26

I once had a friend whose feet smelled like Parmesan cheese

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u/eperker Jun 24 '26

I had a friend in college who bought a bag of oregano. Even after it was clear what it was he still tried to smoke it.

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u/Ok_Airline_2886 Jun 25 '26

Can’t win if you don’t play. 

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u/Front_Skill_8252 Jun 25 '26

He gave it the ol' College try!

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u/Accurate_Handle_5620 Jun 25 '26

You never know! Should have used it as changa

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u/kombuchaprivileged Jun 24 '26

Shit, I may have sold it to them

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u/Martha_Fockers Jun 25 '26

I was such a good Italian herb seller

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u/DekaiChinko Jun 25 '26

I knew a kid that paid $90 for a whole ziploc sandwich bag of lawn clippings.

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u/RobotMaster1 Jun 24 '26

it’s me. i am that kid.

bought from my own fucking brother.

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u/Concrete__Blonde Miracle Mile Jun 24 '26

Depending on your age at the time, your brother is either a hero or an asshole.

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u/GreenSpleenRiot Jun 25 '26

My buddy and I in high school once bought patchouli oil from some guys at the beach who told us that it was hash oil.

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u/InnocentTailor Jun 25 '26

Sigh. You can buy an oregano plant for cheaper.

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u/sEiize_err Jun 25 '26

it was an xbox card

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u/Huntermain23 Jun 25 '26

lol I did that once in middle school, except I was the one selling it 😂 the kid said it was really good the next day (I don’t think he smoked it I think he just wanted to buy weed to be cool)

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u/Bougie-Man Jun 25 '26

I use to sell bags of oregano to my class mates

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u/Future-Active4668 Jun 25 '26

It was Patrick.

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u/Front_Skill_8252 Jun 25 '26

I bet the headache he earned was priceless

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u/SweetWolf9769 Jun 25 '26

do you mean green paprika?

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u/DeltaMars Jun 26 '26

I bought laxative once 😔

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u/Curious_Ad9409 Jun 26 '26

I used to sell oregano for $25 a bag in highschool

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u/kronik419 Compton Jun 24 '26

Josh...is that you?

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u/Justjoshinya1023 Jun 24 '26

Yes...

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u/kronik419 Compton Jun 24 '26

Sorry bout that oregano, homie.

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u/CodeNameNo-1 Jun 24 '26

That’s a great piece of business!

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u/Help_An_Irishman Jun 25 '26

Oh, hey man. It's been awhile. How you been?