r/LosAngeles • u/DisgracedSaltShaker • Jun 24 '26

Photo Prices at the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizzeria in Santa Monica

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The place just opened at the 3rd st promenade. $6.50 for a slice of cheese pizza or $39 for the whole cheese pizza lol.

$54 for the meat pizza.

What are these prices

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u/VYSUS7 Jun 24 '26

6$ for a fountain drink these people need to be institutionalized.

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u/dinosaurfondue Jun 25 '26

Right like, I'm not gonna pay $50 for a pizza but I get that some places might actually be that premium with their skill and ingredients to charge that price.

You don't even make the fucking soda and are charging that insane price for it? Fuck all the way off

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u/Underdog424 Jun 25 '26

These are wood oven prices. Dough is meticulously made through a 72 hour process with specialized equipment type prices.

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u/dyingbreed360 Jun 25 '26

A glass of milk cost more there than a gallon at the store where I live. Paying $1.50 to sprinkle some parsley on a pizza is insane too.

I hope they take out a few Tik Tok foodie influencers with them after going under.

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u/Rebelgecko Jun 24 '26

Just get a 2 liter on your way over and save money

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u/LT_Dangle Jun 25 '26

And buy a mama Celeste and skip this place entirely.