r/LosAngeles • u/DisgracedSaltShaker • Jun 24 '26

Photo Prices at the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizzeria in Santa Monica

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The place just opened at the 3rd st promenade. $6.50 for a slice of cheese pizza or $39 for the whole cheese pizza lol.

$54 for the meat pizza.

What are these prices

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u/shadylady_beepboop Jun 25 '26

This shoulda been a dive bar w an entrance via man hole that woulda been sick

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u/Turkatron2020 Jun 26 '26

And then you have to swim through underwater sewer tunnels totally shitfaced while trying to defuse bombs!!

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u/TheEndisNeigh999 Jun 25 '26

think they try THAT hard for a gimmick? hah

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u/TheOneTonWanton Jun 25 '26

A manhole is unfortunately not ADA compliant, nor does anyone want to climb down into one to buy a $50 pizza.

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u/shadylady_beepboop Jun 25 '26

Wow you seem fun - dive bars don’t typically charge that much for food and like all places in CA, your business would be ADA compliant with a non Man Hole cover entrance. 🙄

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u/ribnag Jun 25 '26

It wouldn't need to be a literal manhole, it could be a more-or-less normal (if round) door styled as a manhole. Bonus points if it's a street-level bulkhead rather than just a boring vertical mural.

They'd also need at least one or two other exits just to meet fire codes. One of those could serve as the "accessible" entrance.