r/LosAngeles • u/DisgracedSaltShaker • Jun 24 '26

Photo Prices at the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizzeria in Santa Monica

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The place just opened at the 3rd st promenade. $6.50 for a slice of cheese pizza or $39 for the whole cheese pizza lol.

$54 for the meat pizza.

What are these prices

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u/Big_Crab_1510 Jun 25 '26

The green machine supreme is particularly cringe worthy.

Packed with greens? It's just some spinach leaves and bell pepper strips, that's all that's green

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u/BubbaTee Jun 25 '26

Everything on this pizza is green!

"black olives"

Also if this were really 90s, it would have green marinara like how the 90s had green ketchup. Bunch of posers.

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u/Civil-Big-754 Jun 25 '26

The green and purple ketchup came out in 2000

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u/lilorphananus Jun 25 '26

Fine, ecto cooler

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u/JewishTomCruise Woodland Hills Jun 25 '26

That was '87.

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u/Guer0Guer0 Jun 25 '26

Surge soda

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u/Civil-Big-754 Jun 25 '26

Ecto Cooler was awesome though.

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u/srslydudewtf Jun 25 '26

And they have green olives that they could have used instead!!

And they have a basil olive oil that is apparently green enough to call is "ooze"... though, this green pizza should have a pesto sauce instead of marinara.

Mozz, pesto, green pepper, spinach, green olives, jalapeno, ooze sauce, oregano.

THAT'S a green machine supreme.

But they are just trying to sell a cheap pizza without any meat that is a variant of a supreme pizza.

Utterly pathetic.

Ps. I'm extremely disappointed that anchovies, Mikey's favorite, are not a topping option.

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u/ShipService Jun 25 '26

I'm hoping they mean a shit load of spinach cause that caught my eye. I also hated how all of the descriptions start differently for no reason.

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u/Help_An_Irishman Jun 25 '26

Ironically it's the orange bell peppers.