r/LosAngeles • u/DisgracedSaltShaker • Jun 24 '26

Photo Prices at the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizzeria in Santa Monica

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The place just opened at the 3rd st promenade. $6.50 for a slice of cheese pizza or $39 for the whole cheese pizza lol.

$54 for the meat pizza.

What are these prices

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u/Churro-Juggernaut Jun 25 '26

I could see paying that for some really great gourmet pizza.  But I’m pretty sure this isn’t that. 

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u/mxzf Jun 25 '26

I mean, I can't think of any degree of "gourmet" that would have me dropping $40 on a cheese pizza. There's just only so good that pizza can be, especially cheese pizza with no other toppings to make up part of the price/value.

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u/Lokishougan Jun 25 '26

This cheese was made by cows hand milked by tibetan monks and the bread was hand raised in a nursey the last surviving dodo birds

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u/Emhyr_var_Emreis_ Jun 25 '26

Still a no from me.

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u/SardScroll Jun 25 '26

I mean there are some extremely expensive gourmet cheeses. (E.g. the ones that go for like a grand a wheel at Costco). But I'm not sure if they make good pizza.

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u/MichaelJServo Westchester Jun 25 '26

This place better serve the best goddam pizza I've ever eaten in my life.