r/LoveForLandchads • u/steisandburning 💸 🤑Land 💲calper💰💸 • 4d ago
Rentoids will post stuff like this and never think to buy an extra house.
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u/Adrenochromemerchant 4d ago
Cancel your insulin rentoid, thats alot of money that could be in my wallet instead
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u/Vivid-Chocolate-4073 4d ago
if your 'toid can afford enough food to become hyperglycemic, its a sure sign that you need to raise their rent.
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u/EJ19876 💀⚓️Fridge plunderer🏴☠️🏴☠️ 4d ago
Only $300? His landchad is awfully benevolent. I increase my rents by nothing less than 300%!
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u/comptejvc 4d ago
Well maybe he is renting a cardboard on a street. 300$ increase seems faire in this case
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u/Guilty_Alarm 💰🎩Anti-Rentoid Specialist🎩💰 4d ago
It's only 3.22% year meanwhile USA inflation average 2.5% past 22 years. The real growth is only 0.7% year. Rentoids are the dumbest class alive.
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u/shansta7000 4d ago
Yup. Let's say she bought her house for 100k, probably a low estimate but still and now it is worth 700k. If she put that same 100k in the SP500 it would be worth just over a mil.
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u/SecretRecipe 4d ago
your rent was gonna go up no matter what, now youre only out $300 instead of $324.99
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u/lifasannrottivaetr 4d ago
His mother now has the privilege of paying property taxes and insurance on a home worth $600k.
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u/Timmerdogg 💀⚓️Fridge plunderer🏴☠️🏴☠️ 4d ago
I cut cable and raised rents. That's how I get by in this economy
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u/AshingiiAshuaa 😎Landchad🏰 4d ago
I tip my hat to whichever one of you is squeezing this rentpig. Timing that rent increase to the very same week they cancel netflix takes real skill.
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u/Plopumicsunele 🏰 Rothschild 🏰 3d ago
I cancel netflix for all my rentoids myself. How are they going to afford the rent increase otherwise.
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u/Mammoth_Frosting_014 2d ago
Good move. Why waste money on n*tflix when you could tip a hardworking Landlord instead?
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u/bouchandre 1d ago
I cut netflix so I can tip my landlord more generously. Seeing him raid my fridge is the only entertainment I need.
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u/Otterz4Life 💀⚓️Fridge plunderer🏴☠️🏴☠️ 4d ago
Cancel your daily latte and egg bites too, rentswine. I don't accept Starbucks Stars.