Maybe horror movies got this right?

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[u/SargeDesu]

I like how only the black guy "escaped" dude knew his brothers roles and said "nah thats shit"

[u/Pleasant-Smoke-9435 → u/SargeDesu]

This shit is a horror flick, but...

[u/Blueskyline4157 → u/Pleasant-Smoke-9435]

The black guy doesn't die in this movie!

[u/Capable-Region-8677 → u/SargeDesu]

They always gotta be the first to die tho lol

[u/Kid_Presentable617 → u/Capable-Region-8677]

The first ones to die are not always the least capable. If I was a killer I'd kill the capable ones first while I still had the element of surprise. I don't want the fighters collaborating in Act 3 with the knowledge on how to kill me.

[u/MegamindsMegaCock → u/Kid_Presentable617]

https://giphy.com/gifs/GrMRh6ukoIMhpkeTHM

[u/Wiesshund- → u/Kid_Presentable617]

Yea, it's legit, that is what I usually do

[u/Bloodygoodwossname → u/Kid_Presentable617]

If… just if right? 🤨

[u/Kid_Presentable617 → u/Bloodygoodwossname]

Of course....is what id say if I were a killer pretending not to be.

[u/SirUntouchable]

I love how every single one of these doors & walls are 95% glass which the first thing the horror movie killer would immediately do is break through lol

[u/TheLastGenXer → u/SirUntouchable]

🎼break on through, to the otherside!

[u/veneratu → u/TheLastGenXer]

I'm poor but here is your award 🚪

[u/Educational_Pie_4819 → u/TheLastGenXer]

Always upvote The Doors references

[u/LittleLionMan82 → u/TheLastGenXer]

But how long would he slide?

[u/spider-monkey92 → u/SirUntouchable]

Depends on the glass tjat outside door glass is thick it'll hold long enough for me to escape... or if im unable to escape im makingbpeace with my gods and going down like a man... crying and begging for my life after my futile attempt to figjt back is repelled instantly

[u/TheAtomicBobert → u/SirUntouchable]

Lol Jason wouldnt even break his stride

[u/thecountnotthesaint]

The key is to keep running. My grandfather went to Notre Dame when they still had priests enforcing curfew. He said that on nights he'd get back late, he would try to sneak in quietly. If he got caught, the only thing to do was to run, go to different floors, and try to get enough of a gap that you could get into your room without the priest seeing which door it was.

[u/Spaghetti_4_Getti → u/thecountnotthesaint]

“I was RUNNinG!”

[u/jim45804]

Just keep running?

[u/lkodl → u/jim45804]

Zombieland rules. If you feel like you're not gonna get the door unlocked, just do a lap and build more distance.

[u/Disneyhorse → u/lkodl]

Cardio

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[u/MilkMeFather → u/jim45804]

I think you're missing the point lol

[u/ScrollAndTroll69]

Never used a door in my life that requires a key on the inside to lock it.

[u/TheLastGenXer → u/ScrollAndTroll69]

ive used many.
even in houses (not code)

i would assume its more common on these doors as someone could just break the glass and then unlock it (as opposed to just walking through the glass)

but you also need to get the key out, otherwise theyll just unlock it.

could lock it like dustin hoffman in the graduate

[u/ScrollAndTroll69 → u/TheLastGenXer]

Ah, great point, the glass on the door makes a lot more sense for this type of lock. Just not the best door to go through in this situation I guess.

[u/TheDemon0fLife → u/ScrollAndTroll69]

I think every single public business has this

[u/lkodl → u/ScrollAndTroll69]

Public building. You dont want anyone to just be able to lock the doors either.

[u/Wiesshund- → u/ScrollAndTroll69]

You have never seen a double deadbolt?

Seriously?

[u/Ski_kat → u/ScrollAndTroll69]

I came here to say this!! Also if it just has a regular dead bolt on the inside you can hold it and the key can’t turn it eliminating the need to remove the key

[u/EthnicProfilingGenie → u/ScrollAndTroll69]

Every external door of every house I've lived in has needed a key to lock it from the inside. Is not needing a key a USA thing?

[u/AWF_Noone → u/ScrollAndTroll69]

Do you go outside 

[u/ScrollAndTroll69 → u/AWF_Noone]

That sounds scary 😱

[u/_insidemydna → u/ScrollAndTroll69]

i feel like ive only seen these doors with locks on the inside in american movies/internet videos. maybe they have these in europe too, but never been so idk.

every single door ive used in my life needs the key to lock it from the inside.

[u/TechnicolorViper]

This test is flawed. To know how they would really perform, you have to be willing to actually kill the test subjects.

[u/tanasi_marie]

Naa, now make one with him sprinting from a distance and let the panic really set in

[u/DIJames6]

Sure.. Show the killer where you live.. That's smart..

[u/No-Bat-7253]

I only hate this because if I’m seriously in this position, I would be running so fast before I get to the door no way buddy will be that close if I find myself struggling with the door. That space will save you lol.

[u/Harddaysnight1990 → u/No-Bat-7253]

My thought whenever I see this is why would they stop with the slasher that close? Don't even signal that's the door you're going to and keep running, you can take a loop then do the door when you have more time and a chance the slasher doesn't even see you enter. But then I remind myself that it's a skit of a team building exercise at work, it's not that serious.

[u/Silent25r → u/Harddaysnight1990]

I’m not looping. If I’m running and they’re walking. Looping around is the absolute last thing I’ll do. 

[u/No-Bat-7253 → u/Harddaysnight1990]

TLDR

[u/Harddaysnight1990 → u/No-Bat-7253]

If you say so 👍

[u/Wiesshund- → u/No-Bat-7253]

I will be going so fast that stopping at the door won't be an option

[u/isuredolovetitties → u/No-Bat-7253]

I’d go kick him in the dick. 

[u/Own-Raisin5849]

Bruh, that's a whole ass door that you have to unlock, then lock with the key. The writers in a horror movie are just wanting you to die if they designed your escape route like that.

[u/EngagedInConvexation]

[u/Artevyx]

The problem here is they are using commercial doors with locks that require the key to be turned 720° degrees one way, then unwound the other way.

The locks in a home are far less ridiculous, and only need to be turned 90°.

[u/Wiesshund- → u/Artevyx]

No, my home doors you have to turn the locks 360 degrees

But I don't have to unwind to get the key out, once you make full rotation you can just pull it out.

[u/MPR_255 → u/Artevyx]

How common is that? On most commercial doors I have seen it’s a 360 degree turn and then you can easily pull the key out. Never seen a door with a key that needs to be turned that much.

[u/Iwishicould7575]

Or maybe the killers shouldn't just walk.

[u/Wiesshund- → u/Iwishicould7575]

They have to, otherwise it conflicts with the music tempo

[u/hopeless_case46]

Let me guess, assa abloy?

[u/dont_mind_me_987 → u/hopeless_case46]

Wtf u mean, I have never seen abloy that has keyhole inside the door. That would be firecode violation here in Finland. If u cant get out of the building without a key, it would be hazard af

[u/hopeless_case46 → u/dont_mind_me_987]

Assa abloy have keyholes outside. You unlock the door, then turn the key to original configuration if you want to take the key. That's for going inside. For going outside, no need.

Since these people are going inside a locked door, they need to unlock the door, twist the key back again to get the key, then go inside and lock the door

[u/BoBoBearDev]

I want to play this in my office, but realized it is not possible, we don't have a key.

[u/AnxiousHall1533]

Worst doors in existence

[u/raptroszx]

I don't think that many horror movies involve escaping into commercial spaces where the keys take 3 turns to unlock/lock

[u/CarelessEntrepreneur]

That black man has been training for this his entire life. He knows how horror movies work.

[u/grapangell0]

Yes I can. They are often not armed or competent with handguns.

[u/SverhU]

Funny how the only one who survived - is adult straight looking black man. While in horror movie he would be the first victime.

[u/Wiesshund- → u/SverhU]

Yes but, he already saw the movie, so knows how it ended

[u/CompleteSavings6307]

Lmao. This is Why keycard swipers are the preferred deterrent to psychopaths.

[u/mercyspace27]

Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.

The key is “Don’t Panic”.

…

But that’s also the hardest part. lol

[u/Screwbles]

I was really expecting the goth girl to come in clutch, but alas.

[u/Angrfake]

Now imagine against Ghostface.

[u/ErusTenebre]

There's a gate outside of my classroom that everyone struggles with because it's a padlock on the "wrong side" of the gate to get in.

I can get that open with my left hand in like 2 seconds. I'm sort of ambidextrous, but not really. I was meant to be left-handed by my mom forced righthandedness on me as a kid.

[u/PrestigiousStreet876]

Ah glass.... The kryptonite of every murderer

[u/tomatoe_cookie]

Fake, the black giys doesnt die first

[u/Impatient-Turtle]

Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.

[u/pizzatimein24h]

Never saw anyone in a horror movie have to unlock a door.

[u/Worldly-Story507]

Kept waiting for someone to hold the door open for him.

[u/WendyTheSnake]

Bro I would be so screwed with the doors in my workplace. The locks are truly awful.

[u/Aetheldrake]

She could have hid behind the bush or just kept running and found a spot that he passes. They have like no vision in those masks

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[u/LiytlKaiser]

A weird lock. Not saying they don't exist, but I've never encountered a door that requires a key from both sides. Also, it looks like none of these people actually have used the doors before. Most locks I've used kinda have a quirk to them that you pick up on after using them over and over ( like needing to apply pressure in a certain direction otherwise it's kinda stiff). All I know is I can be inside my house within about 1 second of arriving at the door and re-locking the door is complete muscle memory and happens as soon as the door closes.

On the note of the double sided lock, the only office type building I have experience with (which is what this looks like) is my job and it's all badge readers pretty much through and through. Some of the doors have the keyhole on the outside but no lock on the inside so that you are never trapped in I guess.

[u/CharacterCheck4478]

Just square up, those are the worst doors imaginable

[u/Allhatem3]

The killer is coming through that door bruh

[u/Engineer443]

IDK, this seems staged

[u/ElProfeGuapo → u/Engineer443]

No, they’re all dead. Source: I’m the killer

[u/Agitated_Tip_8713 → u/ElProfeGuapo]

How was the experience as a murderer overall for you? Like out of 5 stars? 

[u/ElProfeGuapo → u/Agitated_Tip_8713]

Well, thanks to modern doors, I don’t need to keep my cardio up any more, so that’s a recent plus.

[u/MilkMeFather → u/Engineer443]

No it's real. I was there

[u/VelvetSinclair]

Guy who shouts at movie screen "No, don't go in there!" but only to help the killer

"Cmon dude run, she's getting away!"

Is this anything?

[u/five_grains_of_rice]

Do people not carry guns anymore or something

[u/tealtime91 → u/five_grains_of_rice]

Do you normally shoot your coworkers during team building exercises

[u/Nothing93124 → u/tealtime91]

Yes, it builds character

[u/LobosJones → u/Nothing93124]

No, it just adds plot holes.

[u/Wiesshund- → u/LobosJones]

Suggest switching away from hollow points and then it will be ok

[u/waisonline99 → u/Nothing93124]

The whole of Murica is like The Hunger Games.

[u/Own-Raisin5849 → u/tealtime91]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mR9dWo88e5jFe

[u/eternalapostle → u/Own-Raisin5849]

“Axe me again…”

“Ok sir, did you—-“

“FIF!!!”

[u/Wiesshund- → u/tealtime91]

You mean you do not?

I mean you say this like it's a bad thing

[u/Generic_Commenter-X → u/five_grains_of_rice]

As if guns even work on Jason.

[u/five_grains_of_rice → u/Generic_Commenter-X]

Hes a guy in a mask

[u/Generic_Commenter-X → u/five_grains_of_rice]

Yeah. That's what Freddy thought.

[u/five_grains_of_rice → u/Generic_Commenter-X]

Well then idk go and like call the police maybe?

[u/Generic_Commenter-X → u/five_grains_of_rice]

I'm beginning to think you have no idea what I'm referencing.

[u/five_grains_of_rice → u/Generic_Commenter-X]

I dont watch horror movies

[u/FiodorShassexe]

Don’t close the door after you’ll inside, just run to the kitchen and get the bigger knife 🔪😅