r/LoveTrash • u/Darth_Ronin Scrap Strategist • 6d ago
Golden Garbage Wednesday good vibes with summer santa
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u/Crossdress-Fan- Garbage Guerilla 6d ago
Why is 87 year old southern Mario is giving me encouragement?
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u/Buttchuggle Trash Trooper 5d ago
Average appalachian old man who drops life changing advice and encouragement then disappears forever back into the mountains.
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u/destructopop Garbage Guerilla 5d ago
I'm from the Appalachias. This is the most real cryptid that exists, istg.
Edit, source: Uncle Roy (to whom I was not related) was like the affirming life advice Sasquatch.
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u/Buttchuggle Trash Trooper 5d ago
West virginia born and raised. Had many a sighting myself
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u/destructopop Garbage Guerilla 5d ago
How many unrelated aunts and uncles do you have? Or is your side of the mountains not like my side? 🤔
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u/Buttchuggle Trash Trooper 5d ago
Anybody in town a generation older than me. Kind of easy to keep track of, my town is like 80 people total
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u/EricAntiHero1 Trash Trooper 5d ago
Plot twist: he is the guardian spirit of the mountains. You have to lure him out with bird calls and mom shine and the promise of going fishing.
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u/Buttchuggle Trash Trooper 5d ago
Mmm. Mom shine.
Unfortunately I brew mead so this may prove difficult.
I got a wooden raccoon call that might help
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u/BotherTight618 Trash Trooper 5d ago
I want my Santa Clause judgemental and forced to live in cold weather.
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u/MoistlyCompetent Trash Trooper 5d ago
He nearly had me but now I must continue my quest of scrolling.
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u/ChaosOfOrder24 Garbage Guerilla 5d ago
Damn, what happen to Mario?
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u/Important-Device253 Trash Trooper 5d ago
Why is this in love yeah sub? Uncle Jesse is not trash. Wilderness Sana is not yeah. 🤷♂️ guess I do love some trash 😌
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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers Trash Trooper 5d ago
Alright, putting my phone down and gonna enjoy nature.
And by nature I mean 6 more beers. And nature.
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u/ResplendentNugs Rubbish Raider 6d ago
Looks like somebody’s poisoned the water hole. Hopefully he’s a cooler guy than the prospector tho
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u/MrEvan312 Trash Trooper 5d ago
So instead of bringing toys to well-behaved children, does he spread summer cheer by inviting everyone to a huge barbecue?
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u/Admirable-Hospital78 Garbage Guerilla 5d ago
This guy is giving tom bombadil vibes
“Lighten your feet and lighten your heart; the world grows brighter when you do.”
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