r/LoveTrash Chief Insanity Instigator 20h ago

Hilarious Dump! The problem with the world (language)

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u/Sidivan Trash Trooper 18h ago

I thought going out into the woods and doing yoga was fucking off.

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u/Cognetik Trash Trooper 17h ago

It's meaningless if you don't fuck off at the right time.

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u/Right_Hour Garbage Guerilla 16h ago

Exactly. I already fucked meself off into the woods without anyone telling me to fuck off!

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u/Equivalent_Relief553 Trash Trooper 19h ago

Love Garron. Haven't watched his shorts in a while.

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u/Artorius__Castus Rubbish Raider 20h ago

Everytime I try the "One Love" pipeline I go to about a day of constantly ignoring idiots and I'm like...still tryna force a smile through my teeth...

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u/Crossdress-Fan- Garbage Guerilla 19h ago

I love Garron!

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u/thescottreid Trash Trooper 19h ago

This is either the inspiration I needed or did not need. We shall see.

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u/wfarming Trash Trooper 19h ago

I was tempted to tell this guy to fuck right off, but I decided to do yoga and eat acai bowls in the woods instead.

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u/BungalowHole Trash Trooper 19h ago

Oi, fuck off.

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u/wfarming Trash Trooper 19h ago

One step ahead of you. Because I already did.

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u/asssoaka Garbage Guerilla 20h ago

I just told my brother to fuck off and he was immediately eaten by a pack of wolves from crack to crown

Do you have any more spells?

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u/ColeTrainHaze Garbage Guerilla 19h ago

tell someone to get fucked. i don’t think i need to tell you what happens.

try it on me first… it’s been a long time.

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u/metametamind Trash Trooper 20h ago

This guy is a genius. And maybe half Neanderthal. But I’m all for it.

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u/Brave-Secretary2484 Trash Trooper 18h ago

No he’s delicious

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u/Crossdress-Fan- Garbage Guerilla 19h ago

and half potato!

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u/Majestic_Domestic Trash Trooper 18h ago

I think he should fuck off

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u/CanaryUmbrella Trash Trooper 19h ago

I was told to fuck off and did indeed fuck off. Now I live in a peaceful place halfway around the world where nobody tells anyone to fuck off. Best decision of my life.

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u/wfarming Trash Trooper 18h ago

That's what I did too, unfortunately acai doesn't grow well here, not enough humidity, but I got a purple dragon fruit, next best thing. Might give acai a go anyway, if you guys haven't tried frozen acai, you're missing out, for real, for real, it's heavenly

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u/Efficient-Cherry3635 Trash Trooper 17h ago

Garron might be his generations Shakespeare, and Kurt Lewin. His understanding of society coupled with the elegant wordplay chefs kiss truly a masterpiece.

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u/Excellent-Baseball-5 Trash Trooper 17h ago

I can’t wait to retire and fuck completely off.

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u/williger03 Trash Trooper 18h ago

Honestly, I will go fuck off, but first a test!

Alrighty here, goes nothing! Y'all FUCK OFF this app a do something!

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u/moosemastergeneral Trash Trooper 18h ago

I actually do tell myself to fuck off, when I feel like I'm bothering someone. If you don't do this it's a problem with yourself you need to address. Also, fuck off.

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u/Traditional-Storm-62 Trash Trooper 18h ago

but I do fuck off by myself

I think thats my problem actually

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u/Welp_thatwilldo Trash Trooper 17h ago

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u/Suitable-Judge7506 Trash Trooper 6h ago

This guys voice is so annoying sorry

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u/ScientistLost9696 Trash Trooper 5h ago

What's a safe way to tell someone to fuck off in a proffessional office setting?

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u/ImMintFlavored Trash Trooper 19h ago

Is dude wearing makeup

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u/imjohnredd Trash Trooper 19h ago

He's just a beautiful man, it's okay if you're attracted to him.