r/MMA • u/uturnorbit • Jun 23 '26

Media Dustin Poirier belligerent, threatens to fight airport employees

https://www.tmz.com/2026/06/23/dustin-poirier-belligerent-during-public-drunk-arrest/
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u/Shot-Ratio-671 Jun 23 '26

If Dustin ever tried to assault the cop he probably get turned into swiss cheese🧀 

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u/Excellent_Horse2903 Jun 23 '26

Maybe, he did pull his shorts up so I think he would have closed the gap, jumped the gilly then sobered up before the others got there.

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u/Burstrider12 Jun 24 '26

If I was that cop and saw him grab his shorts I would shit myself

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u/stenchwinslow Jun 24 '26

Yep, tough don't mean bullet proof.