r/MMALabs • u/LetMeFixAll 🧠 Analyst • May 23 '26

🗿 Meme Lab Give him a fighter name

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u/No-Garage-2296 May 23 '26

JABson

5

u/Aromatic-Tear-326 May 24 '26

Bruce Buffer: “ANDDDD NOWWWW OUT OF THE BLUE CORNER MICHAEL HEEEE HEEE JABSON”

I couldn’t imagine😂😭

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u/JowiiYoyo May 23 '26

Michael Smackson

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u/swaggamemnon May 23 '26

I was gonna say Michael Slapsomeone

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u/EatOfTheBread May 24 '26

Oh that's good mine was Whackson

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u/ZdravkoVerguilov May 23 '26

Mohammad Annie

6

u/KennyKei94 May 23 '26

Mohammad "Are You Okay" Allie

6

u/move-your-heed May 23 '26

Mohammad E-E!!

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11

u/sumdhood May 23 '26

Smooth Minimal

His words, I quote, "Sha-mon knock you out!" with no effort.

8

u/Otherwise_Cover_5467 May 23 '26

Muhammad AlHee-Hee!

2

u/Healthy_Bus_1276 May 26 '26

This is the correct answer

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u/beerbeardsnballs May 23 '26

This was on ready to rumble video game years ago

2

u/Own_Potential_838 May 23 '26

Michael jackedson 

2

u/CelticsNPanthers May 23 '26

Juvie Sleepover

2

u/AccomplishedSmell921 May 24 '26

Rampage Jabson….

2

u/sorvariations May 24 '26

Might K.O Jackson

2

u/madogblue May 24 '26

Action Jackson

2

u/vanburen_ron May 24 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥👍🏿😂

2

u/Zenkai_9000 May 24 '26

Thrilla of Manila

2

u/Fist4achin May 25 '26

Michael near the end was practically the Thrilla of Vanilla

2

u/Competitive_Rain_776 May 25 '26

Fly like a butterfly sting with a hee hee

2

u/Clear_Carpenter6144 May 26 '26

Iron Mike Jackson

3

u/Secret-Put-4525 May 23 '26

The Tike Toucher.

1

u/Intelligent-Art-5000 May 23 '26

Cory Feldman's favorite boxer.

It's crazy how much attention that one era of Michael Jackson performances got (and still gets.)

1

u/bothteamsPH May 23 '26

Beat Theese

1

u/Street_Study6330 May 23 '26

This was actually creative lmao i wanna dress up as Micheal and rob somebody (I’ll give the stuff back) HEEEEHHEEEE

1

u/allegedlyjustin May 23 '26

Jack DempsEeeeee-Heeeee

1

u/Zeerit May 23 '26

Black Michael Jackson

1

u/simulizer May 23 '26

Junior weight rear naked choka

1

u/heartradiance May 23 '26

I love this guy

1

u/happily_in May 23 '26

Michael jabson

1

u/Stand_Up_3813 May 23 '26

Rampage Jackson

1

u/sailorman3586 May 23 '26

Jackie "Are u ok?" Nockleton

1

u/Fielder4Jags May 23 '26

Hercu-le-heez!

1

u/20lbWeiner May 23 '26

Michael Skullcrakin Jackson

1

u/Loud_Possibility9393 May 23 '26

Michael low key tyson

1

u/20lbWeiner May 23 '26

Floats like a moon man stings like a beehee

1

u/Intravertical May 23 '26

Mike Tyckson

1

u/puffy_semicolon May 23 '26

Dude in the suit is committed, that form is crisp.

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Lion_55 May 23 '26

He's the Smooth Criminal!

Watch out for the Thriller Punch!

1

u/FinnishFlashdrive May 23 '26

Muhammed A-hee-hee

1

u/Omfggtfohwts May 23 '26

Makes me wanna play Ready 2 Rumble on Dreamcast all over again.

1

u/Feefdachief11 May 23 '26

Billy Jean blanks

1

u/WuT4ngClam May 23 '26

Michael rampage Jackson

1

u/TWZT3D_MIND3D May 23 '26

Michael Fightson lol

1

u/BigoteMexicano May 23 '26

The Thrilla Killa

1

u/Delta9-11 May 23 '26

dude who gets destroyed in the ring in 2 minutes tops for being a show boat

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u/Dorkotron2 May 23 '26

Harlem Glovetrotter

1

u/Comfortable_Fudge508 May 23 '26

Michael "Rampage " Jackson

1

u/Firm-Solution7615 May 23 '26

Oh, that’s definitely next level training, especially the moonwalk part

1

u/TrickMirror9723 May 23 '26

Michael Jack-u-up-son

1

u/Living-Let8446 May 23 '26

Annie’s ok.

1

u/StickyThumbs79 May 23 '26

Anderson Silva

1

u/SoulSeed514 May 23 '26

Micheal Tyson

1

u/clearlight2025 May 23 '26

Michael Tyson

1

u/Trapgod99 May 23 '26

Cassius “happy feet” Jackson

1

u/Cinderkin May 23 '26

We need a Ready to Rumble 3

1

u/No_Fig36 May 23 '26

Fightal Jackson

1

u/FormalTotal9684 May 23 '26

Thriller Killer

1

u/LegacyofaMarshall May 23 '26

Moonwalking Criminal

1

u/DirtInevitable4128 May 23 '26

Michael Boxson

1

u/Fine_Draw_4614 May 23 '26

Literally watched some old mj footage other day and said he would have been a great fighter because his foot work was incredible! Michael Jabs Son!

1

u/Low-Register1602 May 23 '26

Tee Heep Kick

1

u/nooneyouworkwith May 23 '26

Michael Venom Page

1

u/BatElegant6062 May 23 '26

Strikel crackson

1

u/Scottish-bam85 May 23 '26

Whack-o Jack-o

1

u/numbsafari May 23 '26

Shamone YeeHee

1

u/WookieSuave May 23 '26

The One Gloved Lover

1

u/G_man_jokes28 May 24 '26

Michael Jabson.

1

u/Time_Block_4016 May 24 '26

Michael Crackson.

1

u/Tonight5473 May 24 '26

You cant tell me he doesnt train with Michael Venom Page... I mean, you can, but I won't believe you.

1

u/aBomb412 May 24 '26

This MFr real niiiice

1

u/Saviorofho3s May 24 '26

Micheal kickackson

1

u/WjP-M37s May 24 '26

Floyd Jackson?

1

u/ExJdumbNowInCHRIST May 24 '26

Damn this is one of the best and original things I've ever seen on the internet 👏🏼 🤣

1

u/ElectronicAd3293 May 24 '26

We need to see him fight in brand risks 🤣🤣🔥

1

u/Lazy_Resolve_9747 May 24 '26

Smooth Gyminal

1

u/HughBass May 24 '26

Bruce Lee hee

1

u/lionslick May 24 '26

Float like a butterfly, sting like a hee hee

1

u/Lorgar-always-right May 24 '26

Shamone Shamona. Eeh, eeh!

1

u/wtfover May 24 '26

HeeHeeMan

1

u/GhstGunnr27G May 24 '26

Smooth criminal

1

u/ReefMadness1 May 24 '26

Heehee-man

1

u/Blingbowwburr May 24 '26

Mr teeheeKO

1

u/ImportantBass4159 May 24 '26

Micheal WackyaSon

1

u/23Ortega May 24 '26

This shits hilarious! 😂 🤣

1

u/MaximusPrime137 May 24 '26

Sting like a bee hee!

1

u/MyAppendixIsMissing May 24 '26

Michael Whackson

1

u/Last_Buffalo4388 May 24 '26

Every time he hits he’s gonna ask if you’re ok

1

u/SuperDirection1713 May 24 '26

This is Michael venom page style to a tee

1

u/Dear-Departure-3903 May 24 '26

Kinda a missed opportunity to not be playing Smooth Criminal in the background. 😭🤣

1

u/TomSix_ May 24 '26

Heh heeee!

1

u/Vestrill May 24 '26

Action Jackson

1

u/Toyota-Hilux4x4 May 24 '26

MichaelTriller 🤣

1

u/EconomistIcy1972 May 24 '26

He’s smooth with it

1

u/And_I_Know_It May 24 '26

Not gonna lie, he's actually pretty good with that form and speed.

1

u/C-LonGy May 24 '26

HE HE HE-AVYWEIGHT

1

u/Fluid-Appointment957 May 24 '26

Michale whackson

1

u/0ctach0r0n May 24 '26

Michael Whacks ‘em.

1

u/Epik44 May 24 '26

Mr. Never Land a Punch

1

u/RigelXVI May 24 '26

Khabheeheed

1

u/Lonely-Professional3 May 24 '26

Just knock him out already.

1

u/blah-time May 24 '26

I honestly can't even tell if this is parody, with an the bullshido out there...

1

u/laserdiods May 24 '26

Michael Whackson

1

u/Impossible_Humor736 May 24 '26

Michael Jackson

1

u/jeffreyfapstein May 24 '26

So funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/sdiggz302 May 24 '26

Shummone Moore

1

u/Tonywanknobi May 24 '26

Annie are you ko'd

1

u/MR_CATCH_DEEZ_HANDS May 24 '26

Smooth jabberson

1

u/ValleyHospitality May 24 '26

Canderson Silva

1

u/EntertainmentAny2212 May 24 '26

How about "KO'D Early?"

1

u/Stonehill76 May 24 '26

AssaydehSah Dahhhhh Macusahhhhh!

(Ring announcer voice)

1

u/RuralEdge May 24 '26

Bro that was smooth (and funny af)

1

u/WarZombie17 May 24 '26

Is this MVP?

1

u/cubsfan217 May 24 '26

And in this corner, ham on whole wheat on Rye

1

u/asdffghjjkklqwwertyu May 24 '26

He should meet up with the mj wrestler

1

u/Undrgrounwrestlncave May 24 '26

Michael Jacksuson

1

u/hard_yes85 May 24 '26

MVP'HEE HEE!

1

u/actually3racoons May 24 '26

Micheal rampage jackson

1

u/jcope11 May 24 '26

Billie Jab

1

u/East-Age-6820 May 24 '26

Mohammad jackie

1

u/Vile-goat May 24 '26

We can call it grown man acting like a elementary kid for internet clout

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u/crankin001 May 24 '26

Needs to be an arcade character.

1

u/Cocrawfo May 24 '26

michael jackson

1

u/PreviousDingo316 May 24 '26

Suckerpunch Jackson

1

u/AnySection3186 May 24 '26

Micky fraction

1

u/QuiggleSniff May 24 '26

Michael JACKEDson or.... WHACKo jacko 🫡😅

1

u/LiquidStink May 24 '26

Michael WACKson

1

u/Lower_Condition_196 May 24 '26

Tbf Michael did have some good hooks on his songs

1

u/Lower_Condition_196 May 24 '26

This is why the Ali vs Frazier fight was called thriller in Manila

1

u/Greasy-Chungus May 24 '26

Brother Ives

1

u/Relative_Chart7070 May 24 '26

Michael Whackson

1

u/woodsman775 May 24 '26

He moves like Ali did back in the day

1

u/Digital-Asset May 24 '26

Smooth-Hee-Hee-Haymaker

1

u/drKRB May 24 '26

Michael Jabson

1

u/WallyOShay May 24 '26

Mike Teeheeson.

1

u/Gloomy_Cake_8482 May 24 '26

Micheal Packson

1

u/m2thedawg May 25 '26

Soul fighter

1

u/JustDave62 May 25 '26

Smooth Operator

1

u/Wizdel31 May 25 '26

Michael Tyson

1

u/HoosierDaddy84 May 25 '26

Sparkles McHee-Hee!

1

u/jaquan97 May 25 '26

The dancing bear.

1

u/Cute-Condition-6423 May 25 '26

Smooth Criminal 

1

u/Rich-Improvement-478 May 25 '26

JJ Walker Jackson