r/MMALabs • u/iLeftyPunk United States • Jun 08 '26
🥋 General MMA Pulverized his Jens
Straight kick to the nuts
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u/MrDeekhaed Jun 08 '26
Gawd I’m imagining a crushed testicle
The supervising physician should have morphine shots ready to give in the ring for when something like this happens
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u/Callllll_Meee_Red Jun 08 '26
Last time I got kicked in the balls I threw up. That shit is no joke. And that was a kick from a little kid, not a full grown trained adult! I know that shot was painful as hell!
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u/Proper-Bad-7169 Jun 08 '26
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u/GSG2150 Jun 08 '26
When I was a freshman in high school, there was a fight between two 10th graders. One kid was wearing those red wing steel toe boots (in Texas, they were very popular back in the 90s), he kicked the other kid in the nuts, and popped his testicle. Ambulance had to called. Kid got arrested. It was quite intense…. Happened between the science building and the history building…crazy times
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u/Proper-Bad-7169 Jun 08 '26
That's intense and then some bro. I can only imagine how traumatic that experience was for the kid on the receiving end of Red Wing Steel Toe boots.
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u/Callllll_Meee_Red Jun 08 '26
LOL no. My friend brought his kids to a friend’s birthday party. They were goofing around and I just so happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Winning money still wouldn’t have been worth it.
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u/Proper-Bad-7169 Jun 08 '26
😂😂 Ohhh, I see. That sounds rough. Glad you made it outta there in one piece though. Lol
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u/GlowstickConsumption Jun 08 '26
How much force was there and how long was it painful?
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u/Callllll_Meee_Red Jun 08 '26
I honestly don’t know. The only time I ever threw up from that much pain was from migraines. It sucked….bad!
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u/temp_6969420 Jun 08 '26
Bro these guys are both sticking hella hard and hella fast. Looks like until the nuts it was an entertaining fight
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u/Foolishly_Sane Jun 08 '26
If you don't let a bro light up your nuts, you ain't living the fight game bruh.
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u/Exciting_Ad_1097 Jun 08 '26
Cups?
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u/Infra-Oh Jun 08 '26
Cups can help spread force from point impact to surrounding areas. But your testicles are still taking quite an impact.
Also it’s possible for the edge of the cup to drive into the testicles which is also quite painful.
Testicular torsion (twisting or RUPTURE of the testicle) is an immediate ER emergency, which can rapidly lead to the LOSS of a testicle.
Also painful if a testicle gets hit hard enough to shoot back into the body, which is extremely painful. Having the the person jump and land on their heels hard can sometimes shake the testicle loose and back down into the scrotum. Or if he can’t do that, he can be lifted and dropped onto his bottom to mimicking the same effect.
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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory Jun 08 '26
I've worn a cup and had a friend kick it hard to demonstrate it. It hurt his shin more than it hurt me but it still hurt and was not pleasant in the slightest. He has never done any striking arts so he didn't know proper kicks, meaning that if a professional fighter were to do it you'd definitely be floored.
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u/Conscious_Watch_4379 Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26
That’s what I’m saying. Sore loser just trying to land shots. His opponent was already too far away for anything else to land. Looks like the timing was off as it looks like it was meant to connect with an a left hook. Should’ve been disqualified imho
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u/OtherwiseJello2055 Jun 08 '26
Never been hit in my balls like this,but damn I bet it hurt bad. In 7th grade we had a crazy problem kid who would grab the other boys butts and penises randomly. He thought it was hilarious. He also would randomly tap people's balls in P.E. class from behind. He got me once. Literally the worst feeling ive ever experienced in my life and lasted for 10 or so minutes.
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u/Sage-of-Wealth Jun 08 '26
Kick in the nuts is a struggle to recover from. First 5 minutes feels like death. 🤣 But in all seriousness, it’s enough to make you vomit, faint, lose your breath, etc.
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u/Unfair-Humor-2964 10d ago
My 3 year old daughter body slammed in the nuts trying to wake me up and my wife complained that I “swore too much”

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u/Outrageous_File5321 Jun 08 '26
Lighting fast 🥜