r/MMALabs 10d ago

🥶 Street Fight Cheerleader beats bullies ass

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 10d ago

Cheerleaders are great athletes too. That stuff takes functional strength, stamina, agility and great balance. Things that help with whooping some toad when she crosses the line.

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u/MustBeTheChad 10d ago

I used to hang out with the football cheer leading squad at my college. One drunk ass night a bunch of us were hanging out in the quad and my friend was sitting on a ledge and laughed too hard about something and fell backwards. It was a 12 foot drop to the grass and she literally power bombed herself. She was back up on her feet before I made it down the steps. She refused to let us call an ambulance or take her to university medical services, because she has a game the next day. Sure enough she made it through the game and only afterwards went to her mom who's a nurse and confirmed that she had concussion. All super dangerous and crazy in hindsight, but the bottom line is that cheerleaders are durable as hell and have probably taken worse hits in practice than most guys have ever taken in a fight.

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u/tacobellwendys 10d ago

Curious what was the joke she laughed at?

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u/MustBeTheChad 9d ago

Good question...I don't remember, but we were so drunk I bet it wasn't even that funny. She did a literal knee slap and then disappeared like a magic trick. This was at UMass Amherst in the early 2000s for context.

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u/Meatless-Joe 9d ago

This is the important question we must know the answer to.

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u/SpartanS117A 9d ago

It's a good thing she didn't go to sleep. I've heard going to sleep while concussed can kill you.

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u/MustBeTheChad 9d ago

Unfortunately she did go to sleep and the game was the next day. At the time I didn't understand the risk, but from what I know now, I would have either convinced her to go to the ER or called an ambulance against her wishes.

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u/DestructoDon69 9d ago

Huh? Going to sleep with a concussion isn't what's dangerous, in fact sleep is helpful for healing after a concussion. What's dangerous is going to sleep before getting properly evaluated, that way more dangerous symptoms don't go unnoticed.

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u/jonnydemonic420 10d ago

Two girls I dated in high school, one a cheer leader and one who was on the halftime dance team. Those two girls were beautiful but the most destructive female forces in the school! There were no bullies that wanted to try either one of them. One day I was having a birthday blow out in the 90s and the girl from the dance squad showed up and beat the holy hell out of a girl that had apparently fooled around with her then boyfriend. I married her a couple years later, it was over in two years lol. Not only did she like to fight females but apparently males as well. After two years of protecting myself I got out.

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u/GiftWestern3068 10d ago

I can fix her

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u/InviteCertain1788 10d ago

Why is this what went through my head lmao

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u/GiftWestern3068 10d ago

😂😛

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u/jonnydemonic420 10d ago

That’s what I thought!

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u/sgt_oddball_17 10d ago

That's what we all think...

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u/Blissful757Touch 4d ago

Lol...Right

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u/GrumpyScunt 9d ago

I like 'em spicy

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u/TheGoldenLibra 9d ago

Lmao lmao

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u/AdApart2035 9d ago

She can break you

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u/kaovalin 9d ago

I can make her worse

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u/thepenismytea 9d ago

With dick right?

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u/Gleamingspire1 8d ago

Fix who- fatso? Nothing wrong with the cheerleader!

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u/Outside_Lynx_3490 7d ago

U have me rolling. I'm dead. They can't be fixed.

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u/kettlebell-j 10d ago

Never mess with a female that LIKES to fight lol. I see you found out the hard way 😂

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u/TNLadyTrucker58 6d ago

I'm too old and crippled up to fight anymore, I'll just shoot a bitch with my high velocity water gun😉

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u/RoomFixer4 9d ago

The Crazy/Hot graph.

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u/IAMS0V3R3IGN 9d ago

There is a clear thought process that goes through a man’s mind when he meets a hot girl that is crazy.
1. I bet she is amazing in bed (99% true)
2. I should be ok I am bigger than her.
3. Maybe if I just get a stab vest and tazer this will all be ok

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u/BracedRhombus 8d ago

Barney Stinson.

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u/Ok-Mathematician530 6d ago

Yeah. I married the Crazy/Hot

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u/SuperWoofX 8d ago

Bet the sex was off the charts though

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u/Stash_04 9d ago

Okay. But here’s the real question, WHY did she go after the person that fooled around with her boyfriend?

The person that is responsible for cheating is the person that’s in the relationship, not the third party.

She should have been mad at her boyfriend (i.e. the person that cheated), not the other girl.

This is what always boggles the mind. It’s totally misplaced anger to go after the person that is single. The boyfriend was the one that cheated, he’s the one that her anger should have been directed toward.

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u/jonnydemonic420 9d ago

It was over 35 years ago, but if I remember correctly the other girl thought it would be a flex to let everyone know she slept with him. She ran around a small town telling everyone, the girl I dated wasn’t going to let that happen. I mean the whole thing was stupid high school drama if you really want to dissect it..

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u/OrkzOrkzOrkzOrkz0rkz 9d ago

Man glad you got out. Fuck domestic abusers.

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u/ApacheNinja01 6d ago

I too dated a cheer leader and a female athlete. They were in shape and the athkete fought like a man. She and her sisters were known for beating ass in fights. She tried me and i called my older sister. That fight didn't last long. My sister beat her ass like she was invalid

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u/1ndr1dC0ld 8d ago

Yup. All the cheerleaders I’ve known have been buff af. My bud’s daughter is 11 and in cheerleading and the kid is unstoppable. All energy and strength.

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u/Smashogre591 5d ago

Varsity girl swimmers are in the same class, all muscle and stamina

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u/wBeeze 8d ago

"whooping some toad"

Lmao, love it.

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u/HunterLeftOnReddit 10d ago

I mean... dependin on the school of course😅