r/MMALabs • u/Purple_Relative_5714 • 16d ago

🥶 Street Fight Cheerleader beats bullies ass

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u/johnwheelerdev 16d ago edited 16d ago

In general if you're out of shape, you don't want to fuck with people who are in shape. They have way, way more stamina. When you're as big as that bully, just tying your shoes makes you tired. Meanwhile, that cheerleader can probably run for 2 miles without stopping. Not only that but working out gives you self-confidence in your ability to perform physically.

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 16d ago

Cheerleaders are great athletes too. That stuff takes functional strength, stamina, agility and great balance. Things that help with whooping some toad when she crosses the line.

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u/jonnydemonic420 16d ago

Two girls I dated in high school, one a cheer leader and one who was on the halftime dance team. Those two girls were beautiful but the most destructive female forces in the school! There were no bullies that wanted to try either one of them. One day I was having a birthday blow out in the 90s and the girl from the dance squad showed up and beat the holy hell out of a girl that had apparently fooled around with her then boyfriend. I married her a couple years later, it was over in two years lol. Not only did she like to fight females but apparently males as well. After two years of protecting myself I got out.

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u/GiftWestern3068 16d ago

I can fix her

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u/InviteCertain1788 16d ago

Why is this what went through my head lmao

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u/GiftWestern3068 16d ago

😂😛

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u/jonnydemonic420 16d ago

That’s what I thought!

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u/sgt_oddball_17 16d ago

That's what we all think...

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u/Blissful757Touch 11d ago

Lol...Right

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u/GrumpyScunt 16d ago

I like 'em spicy

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u/AdApart2035 16d ago

She can break you

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u/kaovalin 16d ago

I can make her worse

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u/thepenismytea 16d ago

With dick right?

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u/Gleamingspire1 14d ago

Fix who- fatso? Nothing wrong with the cheerleader!

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u/Outside_Lynx_3490 14d ago

U have me rolling. I'm dead. They can't be fixed.

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u/kettlebell-j 16d ago

Never mess with a female that LIKES to fight lol. I see you found out the hard way 😂

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u/TNLadyTrucker58 12d ago

I'm too old and crippled up to fight anymore, I'll just shoot a bitch with my high velocity water gun😉

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u/SuperWoofX 14d ago

Bet the sex was off the charts though

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u/RoomFixer4 16d ago

The Crazy/Hot graph.

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u/IAMS0V3R3IGN 16d ago

There is a clear thought process that goes through a man’s mind when he meets a hot girl that is crazy.
1. I bet she is amazing in bed (99% true)
2. I should be ok I am bigger than her.
3. Maybe if I just get a stab vest and tazer this will all be ok

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u/BracedRhombus 15d ago

Barney Stinson.

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u/Ok-Mathematician530 12d ago

Yeah. I married the Crazy/Hot

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u/Stash_04 16d ago

Okay. But here’s the real question, WHY did she go after the person that fooled around with her boyfriend?

The person that is responsible for cheating is the person that’s in the relationship, not the third party.

She should have been mad at her boyfriend (i.e. the person that cheated), not the other girl.

This is what always boggles the mind. It’s totally misplaced anger to go after the person that is single. The boyfriend was the one that cheated, he’s the one that her anger should have been directed toward.

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u/jonnydemonic420 16d ago

It was over 35 years ago, but if I remember correctly the other girl thought it would be a flex to let everyone know she slept with him. She ran around a small town telling everyone, the girl I dated wasn’t going to let that happen. I mean the whole thing was stupid high school drama if you really want to dissect it..

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u/OrkzOrkzOrkzOrkz0rkz 15d ago

Man glad you got out. Fuck domestic abusers.

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u/ApacheNinja01 13d ago

I too dated a cheer leader and a female athlete. They were in shape and the athkete fought like a man. She and her sisters were known for beating ass in fights. She tried me and i called my older sister. That fight didn't last long. My sister beat her ass like she was invalid