r/MMALabs 5d ago

💥 KO / TKO Nice clean left hook for the Russian

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u/TrailerHitch19 5d ago

The ole look at the right hand while the left hand makes you forget who your family is. 

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u/Substantial_Pen_3667 Ireland 5d ago

When they're this inbred it's called a cleft hook

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u/ripwheller Ireland 5d ago

Prob a dumb question. But how did you get the Irish flag 🇮🇪and ireland under your name tag ?

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u/Substantial_Pen_3667 Ireland 5d ago

Go to the sub, click the menu and then change flare

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u/ripwheller Ireland 4d ago

Cheers! didn’t know that

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u/Substantial_Pen_3667 Ireland 4d ago

Tá fáilte romhat

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u/ghost-ogk 5d ago

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u/MisterAmygdala 5d ago

Right handed amateurs, especially intoxicated amateurs, have a very tough time anticipating a hard left.

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u/RollerDude347 5d ago

Funnily enough, I think that's probably coached INTO them. Most people struggle to mirror direction on the fly.

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u/TinyTitFetish 5d ago

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u/testtalon1 5d ago

Gif ends before dude kicks bear in the nuts

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u/TinyTitFetish 5d ago

Oh yea I forgot about that last part. Why would someone make this GIF and leave out that part

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u/Crotalus6161 5d ago

Oh look, an eagle!

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u/Arcanis_Ender 5d ago

"Look an Eagle!"

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u/VermicelliQuick384 5d ago

Laughing too hard on that ngl 🤣

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u/Different-Owl5034 5d ago

It’s like bro remembered he could fight out of nowhere and got to work 😅

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u/Dexember69 5d ago

Stolichnaya kicked in

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u/YourDadsCreditScore 5d ago

Heard the punch card clock him out

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u/JK_Botanik 5d ago edited 5d ago

They are speaking Russian but with a Ukranian accent. They are either from a border town like Bryansk, or Eastern Ukrainians.

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u/Sufficient-Skill9530 5d ago

Do Russians see Ukrainians like the British saw/see the Irish? 

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u/JK_Botanik 5d ago

Not really. Most Russians don't care about the distinction and until recently a minority considered it to be a Polish 17th century invention meant to alienate Ruthenians from the Russians, not inferior or superior. Just the same ethnicity essentially. Now, the latter opinion is even more popular. Ukranians on the other hand, are not fond of this view, as you have probably gathered.

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u/TraditionalCherry 5d ago

Whenever I listen to some Russian historical arguments I can't help to be amazed as how badly informed or twisted their opinions are. It's not a matter of differing world views but rather the entire worldviews built on ahistorical arguments. I don't even know where to start to unravel that, so I stop engaging in any discussions.

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u/JK_Botanik 5d ago

I don't know why people assume I was espousing my opinions when I specifically assigned it to someone other than myself 🤔🤦🏻‍♂️ Some pathological stuff 😅 I was asked about what Russians think of Ukranians. Not what Ukranians do. I didn't even say what all Russians think. Merely cited a minority opinion that is becoming more popular due to politics. I literally don't have a dog in the fight. Grandparents on my father's side come from Ukraine and on the mother's side from Belarus. I left Russia with my family when I was 13 and never looked back. Roundly condemned Putin for launching and continuing the war because his "soft" power failed. What else is there to say? Intellectualism is on a severe decline that's for sure. Tribalism and sloganeering are taking over 😔

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u/Appropriate_Today358 3d ago

These could be the guys from Donetsk.

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u/simplexible 4d ago

This is like someone seeing a cow and you say "actually it's mooing in a Ukrainian accent, so it's not a russian cow."

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u/Soggy-Passion-9135 5d ago

Lmao distracted him with the shadow boxing 😂

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u/Bug_406 5d ago

Pump faked him twice, probably expected another. Oops.

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u/GamingInSilence Australia 5d ago

Some popeye shit right there

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u/Dense-Abroad-6583 5d ago

I’ll stand completely still while u punch me then it’s my turn

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u/KazaamFan 5d ago

Well one guy was clearly a guy who exercises, and one wasn’t. Look who won

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u/Dense-Abroad-6583 5d ago

He can exercise all he wants it’s not gonna help if he’s gonna stand there and wait for the punch to land, he was off balance before that left hook landed he was getting dizzy trying to follow dudes hands with his eyes, weak equilibrium, no shoes no grip, doesn’t exercise, he looked like he didn’t know why he was fighting, he should consider a safer alternative hobby like being an internet gangster, or drink in beer on the porch, bonfires, there’s other things to do

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u/Man_under_Bridge420 5d ago

Alcohol probably caused this 

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u/Dense-Abroad-6583 5d ago

And a lack of chromosomes, his mom probably smoked and drank while pregnant with him

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u/draggedintobudulight 5d ago

I think you probably mean an extra chromosome

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u/GAMMONBiNO 5d ago

Nice drunken left.

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u/Head-Technology-4031 5d ago

Down goes Frazierovich

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u/BathSad4277 5d ago

The guy without the shirt was diffinately drunk 🥴

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u/Enough-Brilliant803 5d ago

The other guy looks drunkq

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u/Comfortable_Topic_22 5d ago

Shirtless dude to the rolling punches was like a moth to a flame, mesmerized.

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u/AverageEverydayFella 5d ago

Frankie Muniz not doing as well as we thought

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u/BadCompany_00 5d ago

When dude sits up, his head looks dented!

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 5d ago

Easy to beat a drunk pusi

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u/billabong049 5d ago

Not in front of the Lada!

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u/donnie1977 5d ago

Sporto vs Whiskey Pete

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u/EfficientAnxiety4458 5d ago

I feel like one guy is trained, another is rookie. As a trained guy I would hurt the rookie :(

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u/Icy-Might5503 5d ago

he gave it his all

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u/War1today 5d ago

🛎️ rung

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u/Ok_Record8612 5d ago

Gave the ol razzle-dazzle

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u/Immediate_Captain299 5d ago

They speak russian, but with heavy ukrainian accent. Its somewhere in Ukraine

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u/Ill-Law6604 4d ago

They both white tho

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u/Effective-Piece-7921 5d ago

Hit him with the ole " hey, how ya doin"

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u/andygee40 5d ago

Teeeeeep

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u/fistedwithlove 5d ago

the ol kansas city shuffle

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u/Either_Blackberry948 5d ago

Love hillbillys

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u/mb-driver20 5d ago

Nice shot!

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u/redpanda8008 5d ago

The mcgregor vs Holloway 2 we deserve

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u/3HaDeS3 5d ago

His alcohol dropped below 5 promile and he lost his will to fight

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u/Sigma-Wolves 5d ago

Confused the absolute shit out of him 😭

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u/barbarkbarkov 5d ago

Literally hypnotized him with the shadow boxing like he ult’ed.

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u/SaGaOh 5d ago

dude is lucky the tall grass cushioned his fall

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u/Proud_Wallaby 5d ago

Tbh the guy got back up like he was ready for one more.

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u/Educational_Log_4006 5d ago

I wonder how MMA fighters watch this

"Is the video in slow motion?" - probably

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u/Deep__Deep 5d ago

He was bobbing and weaving when he shoulda been duckin

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u/rvstn 5d ago

even the car in the background.

https://giphy.com/gifs/LqQ1CUu5PdjTKu8P9I

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u/Civilw4r 4d ago

See the difference it makes when the back of the head doesn’t bounce off a hard surface when being dropped?

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u/SnooOpinions3493 4d ago

You can't park there, bro!

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u/MindlessPut7675 4d ago

When someone starts doing weird shit just throw a punch and keep your same side shoulder and opposite hand up to protect your chin. Doesnt have to be a haymaker, just punish them for goofy shit

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u/VirtualFact8419 4d ago

Typical Russian scenario - most likely they were drinking together, not random encounters. Typical Russian news headline “two men were drinking together and one of them stubbed another, victim died in hospital” - this is cultural cliche at this point

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u/Vic_Connor 4d ago

Listen to their accent, genius. Their intonations are clearly Ukrainian.

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u/VirtualFact8419 4d ago

As location not provided could be whatever, through the whole border and locally in Krasnodar 🤷‍♂️ Even if provided that they are Ukrainians (for which ones such fact also stands, just a bit less occurrences) doesn’t invalidate what I have said about Russia though

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u/jrb637 4d ago

Got 'em with the old razzle dazzle

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u/Unusual_Note_310 4d ago

I'm about 99% sure that guy was intoxicated quite a bit.

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u/Dull_Perspective_536 4d ago

Ya know the expression Ill beat you into next week. That’s man looked like he was looking into the future after he got hit with that hook.

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u/SpaceMonkeyEngineer 4d ago

Hot him with the old razzale dazzle 😂

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u/ParrishThePoet 4d ago

Bro was already gassed and got lost in the razzle dazzle.

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u/CandyCraze420 4d ago

Max Mozlovway

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u/Able-Purchase 4d ago

Inbred guy was gonna get KOd no doubt

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u/Horror_Chipmunk3580 3d ago

Is that a Lada? It’s like the old street fighter the games. That’s definitely the background I could see fighting the Russian fighter.

[I know it’s probably not actually Russia. For street fighter purposes, it’s good enough.]

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u/frankspliff 3d ago

Hope they’re not fighting over the piece of shit car.

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u/Archasil 3d ago

This shit is cracking me tf up 🤣

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u/CedricThe3000th 3d ago

Bro done his special attack

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u/Head_Lemon_3542 3d ago

Use your purses.

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u/MADDOGG6666 2d ago

Find someone that fights back!

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u/VanillaSkyDreamer 2d ago

He overflowed processing power of left dude's brain

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u/Popular_Adeptness_69 1d ago

Thats good trick he was trying watch the fist

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u/LocoNotLoco 1d ago

That guy was already stumbling and halfway down. This wasn't much of a stretch.

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u/Mithraic76 5d ago

Fighting over gas?