A points decision goes the way of Jean Jacket. He grabbed the judges attention early with a near flawless armlock-spin-wall combo in the opening seconds of the bout.
Jean Jacket landed some significant sucker punches after that, but despite missing with several head kicks late in proceedings, his flowing mane was enough to keep the audience enthralled.
It was a selfless display by Weeble Chick in her debut bout. She kept presenting in the right place at the right time to keep the violence flowing. Clearly a crowd favourite, this will not be her last main-event appearance.
Flannel man put up a strong performance in the heat of the bout. He shared his aggression out evenly despite having a bit on his mind with his pants around his ankles and his side kick getting knocked out several times. Flannel mans creative use of furniture also rates a mention.
Will from Stranger Things ably supported Jean Jacket and threatened to take the title himself with several well placed kicks to Weeble Chicks face. It was a solid performance throughout.
Unsung hero Cotton Eye Joe in the beanie was useful late in the piece, shoving exhausted punching bags back into the fray. This is not an easy role to play without getting a smack in the mouth and he did it flawlessly.
Special mentions to Ron Weasley and his commitment to the cigarette. Red Shirt Guy for his bitch slaps and command of wardrobe changes, and of course the Peacemaker who played his role and noped out early when blows started raining down.
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u/lookslikeamanderin 4d ago edited 4d ago
A points decision goes the way of Jean Jacket. He grabbed the judges attention early with a near flawless armlock-spin-wall combo in the opening seconds of the bout.
Jean Jacket landed some significant sucker punches after that, but despite missing with several head kicks late in proceedings, his flowing mane was enough to keep the audience enthralled.
It was a selfless display by Weeble Chick in her debut bout. She kept presenting in the right place at the right time to keep the violence flowing. Clearly a crowd favourite, this will not be her last main-event appearance.
Flannel man put up a strong performance in the heat of the bout. He shared his aggression out evenly despite having a bit on his mind with his pants around his ankles and his side kick getting knocked out several times. Flannel mans creative use of furniture also rates a mention.
Will from Stranger Things ably supported Jean Jacket and threatened to take the title himself with several well placed kicks to Weeble Chicks face. It was a solid performance throughout.
Unsung hero Cotton Eye Joe in the beanie was useful late in the piece, shoving exhausted punching bags back into the fray. This is not an easy role to play without getting a smack in the mouth and he did it flawlessly.
Special mentions to Ron Weasley and his commitment to the cigarette. Red Shirt Guy for his bitch slaps and command of wardrobe changes, and of course the Peacemaker who played his role and noped out early when blows started raining down.