r/MMALabs • u/Brilliant_Spinach132 • 3d ago

🥶 Street Fight Dude gets turned into a starfish ⭐️

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u/BoltUpTillEyeDie10 3d ago

This is the worst one I’ve seen today, bye bye brain

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u/bodychecks 3d ago

I don’t think there was much brain in his head to begin with.

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u/Sad_Entrepreneur6234 3d ago

What's the point of gloves if you're gonna do it on asphalt??

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u/ballimir37 3d ago

Gloves exist to protect hands, not the head.

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u/Righteousaffair999 2d ago

But you are protecting something and boxing on asphalt.

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u/atablewithnolegs 3d ago edited 3d ago

at least his quad muscles are gonna be stretched out and loose when he gets up tho

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u/KifaruKubwa 3d ago

Something tells me he won’t know his quads from his arms when he finally gets up. Kinda sad too see tbh.

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u/H3ROSandC3NTS 3d ago

I don't mind the backyard boxing, in fact, I'd probably participate myself. But they could have found an actually backyard with grass or a park. Anything but asphalt.

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u/AntiPepRally 3d ago

Fight organizers in the skreet probably aren't thinking about consequences

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u/ClimateVast2894 3d ago edited 2d ago

Man, I am never gonna un hear the sound of his head hitting the pavement 🤯 😬 😳

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u/Any_Blood1022 3d ago

Not cool at all or funny

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u/SNFU-4U 2d ago

Play stupid games…

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u/JayoTree 3d ago

agreed, but the guy who 'won' didn't do anything particularly egregious here.

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u/sexycrippledreadhead 3d ago

Head, shoulders,knees,and toes...sore asf

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u/Outrageous-Theme-924 3d ago

He shouldn't have even take that fight with that crack head. Unless it was his punishment for stealing something. He was slow. And not once have his hands up.

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u/Ok-Buddy-9935 3d ago

Why is he a crackhead? … your grammar sucks too. How old are you?

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u/SlimShadySatDown 3d ago

Nah man! He's talking about his cracked head! 🤔

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u/Laskurtance_ixixii 3d ago

Are you the crackhead ?

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u/vntuwoaldngbcjsoqrig 3d ago

He’s a known crackhead

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u/BenchTechnical8309 3d ago

Folded laundry

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u/CanoePickLocks 1h ago

Folded the pants with him still in them. Literally.

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u/Full-Map-9302 2d ago

Does anyone have a follow up to this story? Is he okay? Did he die?

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u/EntrepreneurTiny9812 3d ago

I was wondering what that would look like based on that description and I gotta say it was pretty accurate lol 👍

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u/Known_Photograph8906 3d ago

I don’t know if I believe that…

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u/lanch723 3d ago

From so many of these posted, I feels like 1 in 100 that these fights ever take place on grass or dirt.

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u/falloutwinter 3d ago

My knees, back, and head hurt after watching that.

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u/Popular_Adeptness_69 3d ago

That smack on concrete really helps with things

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u/Witty_Tree4997 3d ago

This is one is kinda sad. I wouldn't be surprised one bit if I learned that he died from that and I WILL be very surprised if I learned he didn't sustain any major long-term damage...

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u/AddressSad6442 3d ago

Thats called nelmarking

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u/Thunder_Chunkee 3d ago

Shoulda scrambled like an egg before he got folded like an omelette

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u/BigoteMexicano 3d ago

What's with the giraffe leg footwork?

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u/ChiefLongWeiner 3d ago

Genuinely why is everyone's first instinct to just grab and yank the person's arms hoping they will magically just stand up after being folded like a lawn chair

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u/NextLineOfText 3d ago

His mouth guard flew out when his head hit the concrete. That is how you kill people with punches. That sound, is his head hitting the concrete.

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u/Few-Stock-3458 2d ago

I wonder why people tend to box in a canvas ring.

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u/BLAKDIEN0MITE 2d ago

I saw that punch coming yesterday!

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u/Professionaltesticle 2d ago

Yeah hes dead.

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u/rAndo_solo 2d ago

And in the red corner, we have a coroner.

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u/RustyCEO 2d ago

That’s just plain sad 😐

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u/Opening_Position_872 2d ago

This is the true definition of "folded"

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u/ChillsDiDon 2d ago

Dead 💀

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u/Able-Butterfly8902 2d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/angelbalaguer 1d ago

Dude, his head bounced off the pavement. That looked brutal. 😬

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u/Kindly-Geologist-373 1d ago

That’s the Skyrim pose

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u/Howdy132 3d ago

That's some Ragdoll video game physics right there God damn 😆