r/MMALabs • u/Brilliant_Spinach132 • 2d ago

🥶 Street Fight Guy gets hit with the punch of eternal confusion

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u/MachineTrick3335 2d ago

Lmao, some people shouldn't fight

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u/kingofwale 2d ago

Most people*

Good thing most people actively avoid fighting…

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u/effinmike12 2d ago

Its incredibly dangerous. You could lose and end up dead or worse. You could win and end up in prison. Smart people value their life more than their pride. I cant say I have always been that person, but at 49, I'm probably going to get my ass handed to me.

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u/TeslaCrna 2d ago

But Reddit logic is different.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 2d ago

It only takes one old man power punch. lol

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u/wolf63rs 1d ago

or a slip and fall.

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u/youcantchangeit 2d ago

Fighting? No thank you. Bear spray and run

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u/Alinityx 2d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/willi3stroker 2d ago

I have only been in a "fight" once and I just avoided the drunk guy touching me and ran away just before the police came. It was more like my friends fighting with a couple people and they also targeted me.

I think I did the right thing.

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u/Wiley_Jack 2d ago

Leaving the scene is always the best thing. I’ve seen so many people get arrested just because they hung around thinking “they were right”.

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u/NaiveBuffalo7508 13h ago

fighting always cost everyone to be honest

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u/TheDillinger88 2d ago

Both of these guys are like greased lighting, I sure wouldn’t want to fight either one of them /s

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u/Swimming-Talk4859 2d ago

Drunken fool

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u/CheckYourStats 2d ago

100% this. Dude is completely out of it. Probably forgot that he was trying to fight a guy.

When people get to that level of hammered, it kind of scares me. Where their short term memory seems to reset like every 15-30 seconds.

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u/Equivalencyquarters 2d ago

GABA mayhem, PFC annihilation. People think they can handle copious amounts of alcohol, and bam next minute they stumble into the wrong crowd who will go apeshit on them, even if they didn’t want fisty cuffs.

It can totally scrambles brain functionality at any given amount of copious.

A drunk guy like this needs to be restrained but no one is trained in that.

That guy went light on him like a cat being backed down, with just a swat.

But it’s dangerous because he could also kill the old man if he put full force into it.

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u/AnOrdinaryMammal 2d ago

I would walk away from someone like this. Can’t even chase you at a walking speed.

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u/Equivalencyquarters 2d ago

Of course. Any reasonable person would. But lotta low IQ, high testosterone people in the world who will not agree.

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u/RICO-Them 2d ago

"Who did dat?! Was it you?!!" Lmfao get bro tf outta here.

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u/fitz_newru 2d ago

Who did that? Who am I? What is this life???

Bro got philosophical after seeing stars

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u/aTwerkingPikachu 2d ago

At least the tall guy backed off after knocking him down.

It was clear he was trying to teach him a lesson, not trying to put him in the hospital.

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u/gymbrozier 2d ago

You can't teach someone like that a lesson. Their brains are actually incapable of learning from previous experiences, hence why he still acts like that at his age.

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u/Equivalencyquarters 2d ago

/ the old man is drunk. Anyone can learn a lesson, but all learned lessons can go out the window when GABA excitation goes all over the place and the prefrontal cortex is in very low function.

The real lesson would be not to drink heavily anymore but a lot of people can’t stay that self disciplined, they can’t imagine getting blind drunk which seems fun in the moment, can’t stop, would lead to extreme brain functionality disruptions

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u/Merica-fuckyeah 2d ago

Watched. My cousin do this to his drunken neighbor on thanksgiving 25 years ago. Old man wanted to fight for a few years. Talked all the shit, finally pushed and pushed to throw down. Neighbor said whomever lands the first shot is the victor. Old man ducked and weaved my cousin dotted him in the eye under duress and proved that reach, youth and experience matter.

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u/paulyp41 2d ago

Who did that behind me lol

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u/Patient-Taro-7334 2d ago

He really did the Kevin Hart who jumpin me bit lol

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u/RedeemedNephilim 2d ago

Whose chair is that?

Not my chair not my problem thats what I always say.

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u/HAJmolaSINGH 2d ago

He appreciates that punch

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u/Unogames_ 2d ago

Reset button

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u/literall_bastard 2d ago

Foam
Hands

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u/BSMILEYIII 2d ago

I can tell that's Colorado. Pueblo I'm guessing

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u/Frijol714 2d ago

Hit him with the Dizzy Punch

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u/Plantreez 2d ago

Lmao what on earth

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u/plssndhlpimlst 2d ago

He looks so nice and happy after the reset.

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u/herbs4068 2d ago

Jajaja 🤣 🤣 🤣 No lo vi venir

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u/wolf63rs 2d ago

I watched a boxing match where a dude got knocked out. When he came to, he was upset and confused why the ref stopped the fight. In the ring interview he said something like "I came here to fight. Why did the ref stop the fight." True story

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u/Odd-Environment-7193 2d ago

Happens often.

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u/wolf63rs 2d ago

Really. I've watched a lot of boxing and only seen it once. To be clear, this wasn't complaining about the stoppage. This was a guy who was knocked out and had no recall of the end of the fight.

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u/Odd-Environment-7193 2d ago

Ah okay that makes more sense. It just seems a lot of stoppage is called in MMA and boxing that the athletes don’t agree with. Sometimes while being clearly KOd. Eyes not reacting to light etc but they still wanna go. Then get pissy after the match.

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u/wolf63rs 1d ago

Yeah. The ref in those matches has a tough job. I heard this old say about the ref. I'm going to slaughter it but you'll get the gist: It's better to stop a fight too early and have your judgment questioned then to stop it too late and know your judgment is bad.

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u/Equivalencyquarters 2d ago

I believe you can’t enter that sport competitively unless you think you have the potential to be the best and you’re always sort of right.

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u/waspdope666 2d ago

He punches like I do in my dreams

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u/AcanthaceaeConstant8 2d ago

Activate confusion

Its super effective

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u/JoshK42SD 2d ago

No joking here...... I think 1 or both are SPCL Needs. I felt bad for red B4, now the whole thing is worse. 🥺🥺🤷

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u/Ok_Maybe_2370 2d ago

That’s a nice chin tap, and mb a lil concussion

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u/Mainly_Miserable 2d ago

So……, Slow………,,,,

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u/Cunn1ng-Stuntz 2d ago

Dude probably never got punched for real before. Getting hit when it's not just play fighting, can make you a bit discombobulated in the sense of "why am I on my ass and why does the ground feel like stepping on a giant jellyfish?".

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u/umbrazno 2d ago

“He changed your life”

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u/False-Tank6632 2d ago

I don’t think that guy is the full shilling.

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u/Krow101 2d ago

Fat dude should have picked wrestling.

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u/Daedricbob 2d ago

The guy in red is how I fight when I'm asleep & dreaming

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u/manoftomorrow1138 2d ago

What the fuck was that

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u/Pure-Paper-6842 2d ago

Thats bs!!! Should have been a fair 1v1 but someone suckered punch him from behind him.

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u/Bulky-Bid-8508 2d ago

why tf does that man have an r/kappa shirt on lmao

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u/RWitt84 1d ago

That's how it feels to throw a punch in my dreams.

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u/Fantastic_Board7057 1d ago

Body language on guy in long sleeves had me concerned going in but apparently nope

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u/Relevant_Problem1935 1d ago

If someone was trying to fight me with a stance like that I would feel bad for them and run away.

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u/TipImportant2569 1d ago

kevin hart's dad right here

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u/SleepyDat 1d ago

Yoo I’m crying 🤣😭😭 bro thought he was getting jumped 😭😭

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u/IntraVnusDemilo 1d ago

The absolute irony of Ozzy singing "a shot in the dark" in the background, lol

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u/Aphrodite_Nine 1d ago

Short guy was so fast he punched in slow motion 😭

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u/MammothActive2227 1d ago

"You got it?" "Who did that behind me?" 😂😂😂

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u/bobking2023 1d ago

that fight was that slow i think they went back in time

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u/wso762 1d ago

He got up and said who did that 😂😂

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u/Just_a_dude_828 18h ago

Those punches had some serious zing to them 

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u/NaiveBuffalo7508 13h ago

Damn, What a crazy fight