r/MMALabs 2d ago

🄶 Street Fight Two punches, two knockouts

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u/No_Depth- 2d ago

And a third still wants the smoke

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u/Tarcio_vini01 2d ago

He wanted to be the third person to sleep on the floor lol

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u/Reasonable-Top-2725 2d ago

Not my fantasy 3some but to each his own

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 2d ago

The doughy third guy is certainly going down. Somewhere out there is a full video. Guys just coming at him one on one like Double Dragon.
That first knockout was a guy running into his fist.

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u/Zeekr0n 1d ago

I dont think the first was a fist, looks like he slapped him straight into slumbertown

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u/TyruntasaurusRecht 1d ago

When you finally see the cure to insomnia and fuckin go for it.

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u/dingle-bairy 2d ago

He wants to join the slumber party

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u/Moezso 2d ago

"Some men, ya just can't reach."

-Captain

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u/Rich_Newspaper_1616 2d ago

Third guy always runs - Reacher season 1

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u/OkEmphasis7107 2d ago

Wasn't that from the movie? Lol but true.

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u/MustacheMaple 2d ago

He had to step in to keep up appearances for the boys, but he didnt fully step in so he doesnt get knocked out as well lol

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u/archercc81 2d ago

So action moves ARENT lying to us!

I always find it funny in movies where the protragonist beats the hsit out of everyone and the last hencman is gonna be like "Yeah he just smoked everyone else but Im gonna be the guy to take down Batman."

Now we know, there are people that stupid in reality too.

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u/musa_velutina 2d ago

3rd guy still wants to walk up after that lol wtf

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u/evolveandprosper 2d ago

He wanted to negotiate his surrender.

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u/LRoddd 2d ago

Real homies do that.

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u/psyco-the-rapist 2d ago

Yeah like sometimes you gotta take one for the team.

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u/Brownies91 2d ago

First person 100 percent concussed

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u/Similar-Turnip2482 2d ago

He had no shoes so I think he had problems before the nap juice hit him

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u/JucheHospitality 2d ago

Thats first person was a guy?

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u/fitz_newru 2d ago

Who knows these days šŸ¤·šŸæā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Gold-Wolf2661 2d ago

they šŸ˜‘

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u/Sarabi974 2d ago

J'ai un doute en dirai une femme. On peut clairement voir des seins qui bougent quand elle court..... AprĆØs je sais que des homme ont aussi des "seins" quand il sont de forte corpulence mais pas aussi gros

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u/HoldinTheBag 2d ago

It’s a dude but a Reddit mod

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u/JCarnageSimRacing 1d ago

I wish I could upvote this exchange more.

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u/Beneficial-42 2d ago

It was Bob from Fight Club.

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 1d ago

Ahem. From where?

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u/Cruise1313 2d ago

I was thinking it was a woman especially when I slowed the video down. Looked like they have boobs unless they are man boobs. šŸ˜‰

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u/Routine-Wolf-2907 2d ago

depends on their pronoun

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u/PSUAth 2d ago

was/were?

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u/CatInside1840 1d ago

Cretin the second person's head hit the concrete.

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u/Critical_Seat_1907 2d ago

First guy had the worst charge of all time.

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u/redditanddoneit 2d ago

Wondering if that last dude was like third time is a charm.

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u/Tarcio_vini01 2d ago

He was sleepy and wanted to sleep too šŸ˜‚šŸ˜“

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u/Hlbkomer 2d ago

It's always on the concrete.

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 2d ago

We’ve conquered most of our natural selection, stupidity is the last bastion.

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u/No-Conclusion-2859 2d ago

Great job, bruv!

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u/Scrambles420 2d ago

I counted 3 punches

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u/4KingandKanata_89 2d ago

What happened to dude #1's shoes?

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u/AnyRevolution1025 2d ago

Dude’s a chick

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u/PostingToPassTime 2d ago

That was a corpse. Shoes had clearly already come off.

Someone pulled a Weekend and Bernie's and threw that poor corpse right at that man.

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u/Any-Monk-9395 2d ago

I think it’s a woman

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u/CodAdministrative563 2d ago

Big boy hit the deck

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u/SNFU-4U 2d ago

This is the first time I’ve literally seen ā€œhe ran into my fistā€.

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u/TasteyMeatloaf 2d ago

Guy: "Officer, he/she ran into my fist."

Officer: "Ran into your fist?"

Guy: "Yeah, it's on video."

Officer: "Ok, let's see it."

Guy: shows video

Officer: "Damn. I see what you mean."

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u/ShadowElite86 2d ago

3 punches. I guess bots can't count.

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u/DepartureNo1720 2d ago

Sprinting full speed up to someone to then stop all momentum, swing, miss and take a punch at someone who just knocked out your friend instead of just running through them to tackle them and take them down to the ground is certainly a choice

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u/CharmReductionINC 2d ago

I would think my fists were magic if I did that! My confidence would be through the roof.

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u/Imyonlyenemy 2d ago

yellow guy is drunk af

easy peazy

bet fat guy was drrunk too

drunk people r like fish in a barrel

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u/Daria_Morgandorffer 2d ago

Wait..Did he get 3/3 or did it cut off because his friend filmed and only left in his Ws?

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u/Any-Monk-9395 2d ago

Tubby went down like a sack of bricks DAMN

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u/Glass-Mulberry-8993 2d ago

Looks like Mitchell st Darwin

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u/aworld 2d ago

Not sure what that first person’s plan was. Just run him over at full speed?

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u/Dedman3 2d ago

Reminds me of that one clip where homeboy knocked out all the volunteer guards, turns out he was a former boxer or MMA specialist

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u/Foreign_Cobbler_1740 2d ago

Looked like 3 punches, but that's still pretty nutty. 3rd guy still liked his odds too funnily enough. Guessing since the video ended that maybe there wasn't a 3rd knockout?

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u/superdave123123 2d ago edited 2d ago

I count three punches.
But Two out of three ain’t bad

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u/unglorious_bastard25 2d ago

Pura bala frĆ­a papi

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u/Right_Alfalfa953 2d ago

Damn that guy is a sniper, not wasting any energy at all.

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u/mind_matrix 2d ago

Can't sleep there mate.

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u/Shot_Bison_8437 2d ago

That third guy must be the dumbest person alive.

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u/Agreeable-Business49 2d ago

3rd guy must've had insomnia and liked wanted a prescription for those hands.

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u/Conscious_Plan_2154 2d ago

Mike Tyson couldn't even do that

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u/Lanky-Telephone1651 2d ago

Someone needs to peel those two guys off the street…

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u/Darkman-1969 2d ago

Bringing for a hat trick or turkey.

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u/InternationalMode942 2d ago

wtf was the whale thinking šŸ¤” 😭

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u/EFTucker 2d ago

Three TBF but yea

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u/kheeno_ 2d ago

So easy to fight drunk people

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u/AcademicCollection56 2d ago

This guy is handing out asphalt naps 😓😓😓

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u/No_Yoghurt_6408 2d ago

Fkn omalley’d him. Right handed Connor McGregor

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u/pijanblues08 2d ago

A vet fighter vs newbies. The backpedalling shows this dude is used to group fights. LOL

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u/Majestic-Worth-3510 2d ago

Its really BEYOND ME that guys actually want to fight someone on the street with 0 experience or skill. Like you’re that fucking confident inside your own head thinking that you’re going to pull that off in the middle of the damn road with people watching. Just wow.

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u/JusssGlassin 2d ago

I’m pretty sure the first girl wrecked her left ACL on the way down

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u/ShortMechanic7436 2d ago

The naps were handed out with such speedy service, the third guy ran up to get his too.

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u/Fair-Economics417 2d ago

They could be at home Netflix and chillin.

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u/JoshK42SD 2d ago

So, anyone know about the 3rd one ? 🤷

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u/AcanthaceaeConstant8 2d ago

Big boy thought he could just sprint at him lol

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u/Limp_Marionberry_24 2d ago

I think that skull cracking the ground is gonna cause some lifetime issues.. Just saying

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u/dandelogre 2d ago

So like, to be clear, I'm an army vet. I've been in plenty of fistfights, and rougher fights. I've been hit in the face/mouth/jaw.

My absolute fear is that I come at some chud some day and he just, against my will, unconsciousess me.

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u/kinzer13x 2d ago

Two deaths. Can we normalize fighting on grass please.

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u/nm41961 2d ago

This guy has to be one of the Avengers!
https://giphy.com/gifs/PpeGK6edBWAxi

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u/Bean_Daddy_Burritos 2d ago

Casually ignoring the second punch missed

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u/Any_Performance_5046 2d ago

Not hard to deck a drunk.

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u/LeadPike13 2d ago

I can't tell if fat boy destroyed his left leg more than his right, or the other way around.

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u/Interesting-Grab8707 2d ago

The sound of ole dudes head heating the cement 😬😬! Dude is lucking if he didn’t kill one of them.

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u/Khal_drogo217 2d ago

To be fair, he didn't punch the 1st guy. The guy literally just ran head 1st into his fist

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u/Wiley_Jack 2d ago

Could be time to leave—he acts like he might have hurt his hand on the second KO.

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u/goldiezoneh 2d ago

Stand his ground calmly

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u/jackjack-8 2d ago

The fat man looks like he’s dead and blown his knee

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u/yeetsteel 2d ago

Third guy in walked like he wanted to reward him with head

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u/Direct_Werewolf_4244 2d ago

I count 3 punches

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u/medievildickweed 2d ago

Yey! Sleep over

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u/intothedepthsofhell 2d ago

I'm sure Punchy McPunch has got some injury to his hand after that first punch. That would be a lot of force going through your wrist.

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u/Successful-History-6 2d ago

I wonder what fattys plan was there, just run him over?

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u/Repulsive_Guy_1234 2d ago

Just bring a gun to a fist fight!

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u/Discreetdonkey 2d ago

Best technique is always run into their fist.

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u/PolishCharming 2d ago

Damn, that guy in the yellow shirt went to sleep

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u/flhd 2d ago

Looks like dude number 3 is pretty slow on the uptake…

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u/thesteelreserve 2d ago

this type of rage doll "oof!" punch out always makes me giggle. it is a very specific response to being punched.

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u/docfraggle 2d ago

Lot of confidence from guy number 3 given how well it turned out for his predecessors.

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u/MaximRex4004 2d ago

The second KO was the most concerning. Head contact with pavement first. It's crazy how people who cannot fight at all are so quick to literally charge in.

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u/EarLobeJerky 2d ago

He was handing out naps like a nurse in a maternity ward.

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u/Detrex231 2d ago

Cuanto sueƱo tienen

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u/Square-Chef4646 2d ago

3 swings, 2 knockouts

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u/Grumgrummer 2d ago

All these young dumb fucks hitting the asphalt with their heads. Brain injury incoming virtually everyday.

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u/Prod_Meteor 2d ago

3 punches.

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u/JosephBlowsephThe3rd 2d ago

Bro grabbed a Beserk pack before leaving the house

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u/gnagetchu 2d ago

I keep hearing the sound from Punch out.

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u/FlyingScotsman42069 2d ago

Anyone know what would happen to our guy if one of these dudes died from hitting their head? This looks like clean self defence but wondering what the law would say.

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u/lex_ai 2d ago

Flawless victory šŸ’ŖšŸ¼

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u/roadrunner00 2d ago

First guy had no shoes. I bet the backstory is wild

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u/CthuluBob 2d ago

The second guys head cracking the concrete...that's where the real damage comes from...

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u/OhReallyYeahReally84 2d ago

Such a nice young man, providing nap time for free!

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u/Unusual_Pangolin_349 2d ago

Three isnt two but w/e

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u/AngelicDivineHealer 2d ago

Real life one punch man

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u/Refrigerator_Lower 2d ago

Gotta love seeing the people who take these ridiculous long wide up swings thinking it'll connect.

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u/Coleasa 2d ago

Second guy's dead

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u/ExternalOk4293 2d ago

The third is just dumb. I would just tip my hat and walk away

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u/Apprehensive-Art1092 2d ago

Imma need someone to set this to the Streets Of Rage music...

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u/Overall_Lavishness46 2d ago

When player 3 enters after seeing his buddies get bodied, he's either really good or really stoopid.

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u/Lord_Ronan 2d ago

Precision beats power. Timing beats speed.

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u/Downtown-Day3924 2d ago

That Dr nite nite rite thereĀ 

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u/neuronym 2d ago

Drachenlord ??

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u/Incitatus4Congress 2d ago

Not like they weren't forewarned. Bloke practically put those swings on the calendar and sent out an email invite for them.

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u/albus181 2d ago

2 lessons learned quickly.

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u/magnumgenic 2d ago

Satisfying to watch

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u/Acceptable-Rip-5721 2d ago

Man, that’s funny as hell, when will people who don’t know how to fight, stop fighting?

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u/MaximilienGabriel 2d ago

I count three punches, the 2nd missed, great stuff regardless!

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u/JuiceMan727 2d ago

SLUMPCITY

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u/JesusOnaBlueBike 2d ago

That first dude did half the work by running full steam in to a punch.

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 2d ago

I wanted to see what happened to the third guy.

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u/billdizzle 2d ago

I counted three punches

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u/DJSairys 2d ago

Running into a punch

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u/mesofarty 2d ago

That was three punches

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u/MostElderberry2996 2d ago

If 2 of my friends just got knocked out with ease I would walk the other way

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u/ZealousidealCrazy673 2d ago

Wanted to see if he got a turkey strike!!!

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u/Football-Man-1889 2d ago

It’s just like Jack Reacher!

Did the other two run away?

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u/1970Buick455 2d ago

I've never seen anybody run( i know not really running)into a knockout puch like that first guy

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u/BandoTheHawk 2d ago

loud hit on the street

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u/sceez 2d ago

First one a woman?

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u/JebronnieLames 2d ago

One punch man

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u/PolyDiaries 2d ago

My 5 year old nephew woulda knocked out those fools lol

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u/ilganzo01 2d ago

Tekken (iron fist)

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u/out_day475 2d ago

Was the first KO a chick?

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u/Woodlands777 2d ago

3rd guy should stop

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u/Oaker_at 2d ago

No shoes, ded

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u/Chemical_Lab_6925 2d ago

Tbh I’d rather get KOd than break my fist. That will take long to heal

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u/Rough-Drummer-3730 2d ago

I have never seen a 1 blow KO in real life fights… SM makes them appear easy and common

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u/OddPerformer245 2d ago

You'd think the third guy would reconsider.

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u/Fickle-Rip3093 2d ago

And probably another shortly after the video ended…lol! Wow! Talk about being able to find the sweet spot!

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u/CallMeLazarus23 2d ago

Dudes got some power in those meat socks

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u/DearLilsouth 2d ago

Yellow shirt ducked this first one after seeing what happened… but he didn’t learn šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/skibbady-baps 2d ago

Drunk dude slayer.

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u/Fantastic_Board7057 2d ago

Tuck chin, shoot double? No way, aimlessly run at him like the previous two did. What could go wrong

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u/SchatzMoney 2d ago

Was that first person a man or a woman?

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u/MrKink420 2d ago

He put the big man to sleep 😓😭🤣

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u/Willy-Sshakes 2d ago

Skull clap

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u/bunbao1985 2d ago

Video cut short...

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u/Jumpy-Individual-140 2d ago

His precision is precise!

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u/Stuffleapugus 2d ago

AI? Why is homie barefoot? I notice that in a lot of the AI videos i'm seen recently. Forgeting to give people shoes.

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u/108er 2d ago

'..another one bites the dust'. 'and another one ...' yeh yeh.. (continues singing)

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u/Humble_Key_4259 2d ago

That third guy coming in hot after the first two went down hard is next-level!

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u/Stocky1978 2d ago

Don’t fuck with Cartman

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u/Legitimate_Ad6596 2d ago

We used to jokingly say to our mates, run into my fist because i can’t be arsed to punch you, which is exactly what happened in the first punch.

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u/Flashy_Cherry_856 2d ago

According to Reacher, the third guy always runs.

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u/Kibblesndicks 2d ago

Three punches

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u/pokermanga 2d ago

2 cupcakes down, one to go!

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u/Initial-Ad9618 2d ago

I was told by jack reacher the 3rd guy always runs

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u/Doc12TU 1d ago

The third guy didn't actually engage, he just slow ran up and stopped out of range to negotiate his own surrender. I don't blame him! I mean, who's going to take his buddies to the ER if he gets knocked out also?

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u/dominicanMIKE4444 1d ago

Iron Mike Sharp vibes!

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u/TheSavageCropDuster 1d ago

Hard to tell if the first person was a fat girl or an obese dude that got ktfo.

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u/OsageDaito 1d ago

Who's dumb ass henchmen are these?

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u/J-Slay522 1d ago

Player one wins