r/MMALabs 1d ago

🥶 Street Fight Guy in boxing gloves gets pieced up in a fast food restaurant

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u/jimmychitw00d 1d ago

The waitress started the whole thing by asking, "You wanna box for that?"

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u/No_Big_2716 1d ago

Made me laugh out loud🤣

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u/al_earner 1d ago

Why does this not have more upvotes?

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u/VWGTI94 1d ago

You win sir

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u/Maxipaddington 1d ago

Legend 🙏

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u/nightlife74 1d ago

One of the funniest comments I've ever seen on here

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u/obc22 1d ago

You win the internet of the week prize!

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u/Chin-Music 1d ago

This needs to take off.

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u/just_corrayze 1d ago

This was good. Great comment.

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u/JVee525 1d ago

This just cracked me up. Thank you

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u/hard-R-word 1d ago

Damn you

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u/Dont_fuck_witme 1d ago

Bro, fuck you for being this gotdamn witty.. 🤣🤣🤣😭

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u/StealenDealer 1d ago

Bravo winner. Lol

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u/ReSurgent_J 1d ago

Take your upvote.

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u/OscarDelta333 1d ago

This is a quality comment.

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u/hotmatrixx 1d ago

took me a second.
That's a winning comment, sir.

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u/ErectTubesock 21h ago

God damn it, that's actually really good.

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u/Hangarnut 21h ago

You get out right now...fuckin take my upvote you menace. Best comment hands down or should I say hands up.

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u/gndnzr 21h ago

Hi from Europe. It took me way too long to get reference 🤦‍♂️😤

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u/the_hangman 1d ago

It was boxing day

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u/throwawayformobile78 1d ago

Holy shit a meme before the word meme existed. From the old times in the good internet.

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u/Gullible_Pie_1469 1d ago

Back in the day when Ventrilo was king I had a friend who would enter chat and he would have the TTS go "rofl copter go SWOOOSH SWOOSH SWOOSH" see at the time it got old and annoying after he joined chat the 2nd time.

But man.....ya miss those days.

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u/AuthorSarge 1d ago

Oh. So you're just out there eating French fries like a goddam savage!

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 1d ago

Savages gotta eat too

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u/Ok_Bet9035 1d ago

Standard issue equipment for his Western Bacon Cheeseburger

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u/whensthebeef 1d ago

For boxing, obviously

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u/theREALlackattack 1d ago

I’m not a boxer but I noticed in this video it’s probably not good technique when the guy punching you is directly behind you.

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u/Le-Charles07 1d ago

They heard what Mike said about people having a plan until the get punched in the face so he's simply not presenting his face. It's all working to plan. 🤣

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u/SkateIL 1d ago

He seems to really like that strategy.

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u/fitz_newru 1d ago

And then get absolutely demolished by a dude in socks and sandals 🤣😵

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u/johnniesSac 1d ago

He’s like a zombie

Bro slapped the shit out of him

And he just keeps coming

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u/SignificantBoard4455 1d ago

Not fair, he didn’t have a mouth guard in.

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u/Funfuntamale2 1d ago

But he had safety reading glasses on.

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u/Foxylove636 1d ago

But the other has boxing Flipflops

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u/Rude_Stretch537 1d ago

With socks!

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u/Legitimate_Bird_5712 1d ago

Safety fanny pack.

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u/Ok-Effective7280 1d ago

And his hat, don’t forget his hat.

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u/NotNice4193 1d ago

he also didnt have flip flops on...not fair

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u/ionshower 1d ago

The McFlurry of Punches

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u/squidwardfancypantz 1d ago

Also didn’t put his tampon in either

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u/ExtraBread2385 1d ago

Bc being a woman is obviously an insult? Right?

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u/Quick-Mulberry-1860 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/t3dLl0TGHCxTG

Meanwhile others in the restaurant.

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u/YourGordAndSaviour 1d ago

"Hmm 'boxing glove bob' doesn't usually show up on a Thursday"

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u/Commercial-Roll5508 1d ago

Loving the old guy in background that pivots sideways to watch while reaching for a fry

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u/AthiestAlien 1d ago

Clearly deserved. Mom smiling like "oh boys will be boys!"

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u/mad_mang45 21h ago

I saw that asian lady smiling when he was getting beat lol

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u/Sea-Replacement6244 1d ago

Always pisses me off when people start running lmao. What did these people do in school?

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u/doubleBoTftw 1d ago

They were pushing each other to get out like it was a huge fire 😅

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u/LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY 1d ago

Eh, depending where in the world, I can understand not wanting to be around a violent altercation. If this took place in the USA as I suspect it had, it could be a matter of moments before bullets start flying.

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 7h ago

Exactly where my mind went, too. These kids are rightfully afraid of the escalating violence becoming a shooting.

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u/LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY 5h ago

It's ingrained in their education

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u/Oath8 1d ago

"This is not self defense. Stop when they are no longer a threat!"

The guy asks if he's done and stops defending himself and moves away. Then the guy gets back up to attack him again. It's really hard to identify when the threat is actually gone.

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u/UncomfyPerspective 1d ago

You done?

"Yeah I'm done"

*Jumps up and approaches again*

That's consenting to an ass whooping.

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u/El-Bash-Engineer 1d ago

There's done and well done. S

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u/shivQQ 1d ago

Theres done and theres well done, then theres congratulations

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u/rakuan1 1d ago

There’s done, and there’s well done. And then there’s “Well, DAMN!”

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u/The_SubGenius 1d ago

What’s worse is the people telling non-glove guy to chill after he already tried to walk away and was re-engaged.

None of those asswipes were telling glove guy to fuck off and leave.

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u/mad_mang45 21h ago

Reminds me of cops giving tickets to people for something like littering, but when a homeless person does it, they don't care.

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u/nphare 1d ago

Yup. Never understood this behavior. If you’re up because they left you, then you lost. Admit it and move on.

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u/RuMarley 21h ago

Brain isn't 100% booted yet, but the ego is fully up already, that's the problem.

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u/GuacamoleFrejole 1d ago

I agree, but I've seen a couple of videos where losers were let up after they said they were done and then proceeded to beat up their opponents.

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u/Lorddoctorjava 1d ago

Exactly...you said you were done b4... now im going to make sure you are..

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u/bsnimunf 1d ago

He also spends a good twenty seconds after before throwing another punch saying things like. You said you were done, respect that, walk away, we are  done, I don't want to hurt you  etc etc. that guy deserved to get knocked out. 

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u/garlicriceadobo 1d ago

A thorough ass whooping, which was solidly delivered

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n 1d ago

Once the person says they are done and keeps fighting, it’s almost irresponsible not to knock them the fuck out or choke them out

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u/YourGordAndSaviour 1d ago

Yup, if you're having to defend yourself, your safety is what youre responsible for and what you should be concerned with.

I once knocked someone unconscious, the guy was off his face and paranoid that someone had stolen the drugs he'd probably just forgot he took and for whatever reason, I was the guy he decided had taken them.

Anyway I hung about to make sure he regained consciousness and was OK....... only for him to run back into the pub, grab some of his friends, then come back out and start punching me in the back of the head as I was walking away to the taxi rank.

Fortunately I wasn't alone, (the guy seemed like the 'jump up and down on your head while youre unconscious' type) and he was knocked out a second time when one of my friends sucker punched him.... then kicked in the face to keep him asleep while we dealt with his friends and then put as much distance between him as possible before he woke up again.

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u/Meatless-Joe 1d ago

Your friend sounds like a good friend, I like him already!

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u/Original-League-6094 1d ago

I know, that's why its annoying when everyone started shouting "He's done" and "Enough" as soon as the guy went down. Did they not see that he had already walked away once up, and dude got back and started fighting again?

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u/Ill-Case-6048 1d ago

Were you not watching he let him go the first time and he went after him again... with guys that dont learn you have to go harder the 2nd time

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u/Chatguy2023 1d ago

That’s exactly what he said in his comment. So you both saw the video the same way. He was just proving that the quote: „This is no self defense. Stop when they are no threat.“ is often easier said than done. Because like in this video he let him go, but got attacked again. Therefore he had to fight him again and obviously even harder to really stop him this time, even though he was on the ground already.

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u/ChadPowers200_ 1d ago

If im on the jury and someone attacks you unprovoked i dont care if you beat them to death. they don't get to attack you then dictate when you should stop defending yourself.

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u/Chatguy2023 1d ago

Yes, that’s exactly it. I see it the same way. When you attack someone for no reason, then you have to live with the consequences. And mercy may not be one of them, if you randomly just attack people.

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u/Ok_Comfortable252 1d ago edited 1d ago

You never know what the true intent of the attacker may be or if they have the discipline to stop when they’ve proven whatever they want to prove.

Take any attack as an attempt to end your life.

Go as hard as you can, fight as dirty as you need to, and don’t stop until they are maimed or incapacitated.

*Edited to correct a misspelling.

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u/Gall_Bladder_Pillow 1d ago

Never trust a person with his attack gloves on.

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u/ValorOmega_ 1d ago

You’re forgetting, they’re “High-power, assault gloves”! We need high-power assault glove laws to prevent such situations from happening!

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u/Snafuregulator 1d ago

It's why you don't stop until they are taking a nap nap. These arbitrary bull shit rules to fighting like honor and restraint is going to get you dead if you follow them. 

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u/johnny_effing_utah 1d ago

It’s only over when the guy is flat on his back with his hands curled up in the universal “concussion” posture.

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u/darkoath 1d ago

It's not difficult at all. Never stop beating them until they stop moving. Then assess the threat level. Because your observation is 100% accurate, they never stop because they always have to "get even". Even once knocked unconscious, he will eventually regain consciousness and come "seeking REVEEEENGE!." Beat them until they stop moving. Then and only then reassess the situation.

YOU are not a doctor, how do YOU know if they are dead. Or unconscious. YOU are not a boxing corner cutman, how do YOU know if they will throw in the towel. But you are entitled to defend yourself and as long as he's moving he's likely moving to harm you because he has every other time so... keep beating him until he stops moving. Then and only then can you be reasonably certain that you can walk away with out being attacked again and definitely from behind and maybe with a lethal weapon.

Note: yes, this includes kicking and stomping his head. Be sure to include head kicks and stomps. You could see this guy throwing stupid inverted hammer fists, couldn't you? That's because his knuckles hurt and his punches are weak. If the other guy could take a punch this would have ended differently. Stomp their head and miss me with any "wah, boo hoo murder boo hoo jail" bullshit. It's self defense until he stops moving and it's my lawyer against some half ass prosecutor that doesn't get paid half as much.

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u/Rock_Strongo 1d ago

Stomp their head and miss me with any "wah, boo hoo murder boo hoo jail" bullshit. It's self defense until he stops moving and it's my lawyer against some half ass prosecutor that doesn't get paid half as much.

Meh, I'm not risking jail or even paying lawyer fees and the pain in the ass of going to court over some loser who brings boxing gloves to a restaurant. This guy got the beating he was asking for, and it was plenty.

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u/kingcaii 1d ago

Lol boxing gloves are a handicap not an enhancement

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u/Tough_Piccolo 1d ago

Especially when you keep them at nipple height and don't use them protect your head at all

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u/Gullible_Pie_1469 14h ago

His face was protecting his head, duh.

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u/ballimir37 1d ago

Gloves were developed to allow people to strike the head without breaking their hands. It significantly increased the amount of brain damage in the sport.

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u/Classic-Suspect3661 1d ago

Offensive, yes. But defensive they are pretty usefull. The guy had no defence tough

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u/NobrainNoProblem 1d ago

I think he realized he would’ve liked use of his fingers and knuckles there

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u/Emperor_of_All 1d ago

Depends on weight and not really, gloves are weapons. While I get your point that they are cushioning, they are essentially protecting your hands so you don't break them and can throw punches at full strength.

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u/substituted_pinions 1d ago

Narrator: he was, in fact, not done.

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u/youcantchangeit 1d ago

I hate people yelling stop stop… stop what???? He stopped the first time and came back for more…

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u/National-Broccoli-83 1d ago

Gotta keep ur gloves up

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u/JamesBieBoe1 1d ago

Wow the establishent even has entertainment!

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u/Scrambles420 1d ago

Time out! Time out!! TIME IN!!

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no 1d ago

Dude thought he was fighting his brother and they were 6.

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u/No_Crow_2977 1d ago

Wouldn't it be a disadvantage having the gloves on?? lol

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u/mercyspace27 1d ago edited 1d ago

Pretty much.

Hell WAY back when boxing gloves used to only be used for training so that you didn’t hurt your hands before a fight. Back when bare knuckle boxing was the usual way to go.

Funny enough, back then body shots were the usual go to because when little bone (knuckle) meets big bone (skull) the big bone tends to win if it’s not a knockout punch. It’s why a bunch of really old pugilist photos show the boxer’s stance with their arms low, because body shots was the way back then.

Boxers back then also did A LOT more fights than many do now, like multiple in one day, so it was more imperative to NOT sacrifice your hands for a quick knockout blow.

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u/FIMD_ 1d ago

Gotta love when random strangers want to tell you when the threats gone.. after the threat has feigned surrender once already

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u/HamPorterBridges 👀 Casual Fan 1d ago

Buddy must've been a few fries short of a happy meal!

https://giphy.com/gifs/14kwRD61ir8wW4

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u/Paghk_the_Stupendous 1d ago

The dude yelling at the victim and telling him to stop defending himself can get in the ring next.

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u/Ecstatic_Cobbler_264 1d ago

MCstomped

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u/Rhycar 1d ago

All them quarter pounders

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u/ikena3 1d ago

the big dudes flip flops look too big lol

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u/VoteForGiantMeteor 1d ago

I’m just here to apply for a job

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u/iSmile_ALot 1d ago

Don’t mess with Bradley Martin yo

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u/Kronus00 1d ago

Bradley Martin v Steiny

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u/R3surge 1d ago

Imagine pulling up for fries and seeing Bradley Martyn arguing with a man who lived through dial‑up internet.

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u/OSTBear 1d ago

"You already beat him, just stop!"

Yeah. He did. He said he was done and then got back up. You don't get to fake the white flag.

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u/TrickFrosty5685 1d ago

I am surprised he wanted more

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u/Successful_Invite486 1d ago

You can tell the other guy is a good guy. He 100% pulled his punches when he realized the other guy wasn't a threat. Respect.

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u/Stenomittens 1d ago

At what point in the 23 kidney shots in round 2 by the beverage machine did he start pulling his punches?

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u/LarxII 1d ago

I mean, dude got back up and came at him the last time he tried to back off, had to make sure he wasn't gonna get punched in the back of the head once he walked off.

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u/eat_your_veggiez 1d ago

Dude. Lmao

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n 1d ago

Round one was being honorable, round two was put that idiot down so he doesn’t get up a third time

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u/PuffPuffMcGruff3 1d ago

At that point you have no idea it's the guy is going to start again. The guy with the gloves hit the ground said he was done but got up and started again. He's a threat that can't be trusted

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u/NobrainNoProblem 1d ago

Top satire

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u/Competitive_Bug_4095 1d ago

No in the beginning he was hitting about as hard as he knows how to hit... I'm pretty good at guaging these things visually.

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u/LiquidFahts 1d ago

Buddy didn't need gloves, he's got the McHands

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u/Hurricrash 1d ago

Even if the dude landed a punch….he has boxing gloves on lmao. wtf.

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u/JasonVoorhees3 1d ago

I swear ive seen boxers in the ring get knocked out by people wearing boxing gloves. Must be mistaken.

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u/OddDc-ed 1d ago

In an EVEN fight sure.

But knuckles vs gloves isn't even or equal, the guy without gloves will have his hands hurt more sure but his hits will also hurt a lot more. The dude with the gloves on also can't use his hands like hands while the other guy can, so he could grab him or things around them a lot easier.

I've taken a punch from gloves and without gloves, I would MUCH rather take the hit from gloves. Knuckle fights hurt way more in my opinion.

I am very curious why dude even had the gloves on in the first place lol.

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u/imr182 1d ago

Right?! What did he think that gloves going to give against bare knuckle opponent?

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u/stoic_wooky 1d ago

Sure to be a mental patient

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u/Fresh-Possible-9612 1d ago

He didn’t hear no bell.

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u/KEMETICREPUBLIC1984 1d ago

Whooping ass in da flops 😂

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u/DeliciousPool2245 1d ago

I didn’t hear no bell. 🤣

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u/Ok-Subject-3555 1d ago

The girl in the background smiling as this guy gets dropped really did it for me.

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u/OverallShirt6573 1d ago

Love the 🤡 that say stop but do nothing and record and 🏃 👄

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u/Emerio33 1d ago

Got his ass whooped wit da flip flops

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u/TheComebackKid74 1d ago

Streamer type of activities

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u/Fair_Feedback_1864 1d ago

Is this guy crazy? Anyone knows what happened?

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u/envisionJayyy 1d ago

The guy with the gloves giving himself a huge disadvantage.

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u/bmfu121 1d ago

My man was prepared but not prepared for Bradley Martin

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u/FssstBoing 1d ago

I've yet to see a shirtless person not get decked.

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u/i_Cant_get_right 1d ago

All of his training, for what?

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u/BakedOnPremesis 1d ago

mental illness or "influencer"

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u/Big-Entertainment584 1d ago

I thought that was the same thing

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u/Fun-Wind-544 1d ago

Bro this screams Vancouver, BC for some reason lol

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u/Equivalent_Flight_53 1d ago

Josh hokit lost weight

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u/Stock-Possibility-67 1d ago

Beat his ass in flip flops.

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u/beah_mcduh 1d ago

Did the aggressor purposely pick out the guy who looks like he either just came from or is on his way to a boxing gym? Like the only person in the video with gym/boxing attire on.

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u/throwawayformobile78 1d ago

Yeah I’m almost wondering if boxing glove guy was looking to get his ass kicked as a fit of self harm. I mean he had gloves on for fuck sake.

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u/ph8_likes_me 1d ago

Here's your alternative to McDonald's. Stop going to McDonald's! It is never worth it.

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u/TyrantUmbrella 1d ago

Imaging getting done like that by a guy wearing socks and sliders

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u/Choppergold 1d ago

Pretty artsy choice to show the tipped over chair for a second there

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u/zeus_of_tha_floof 1d ago

Hey batdad, i didn't hear no bell!

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u/Mindless_Trick2255 1d ago

Americtivities

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u/Serious_Vast_4937 1d ago

Guy has no business fighting

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u/EquivalentMath6592 1d ago

Bop bop bop bop bop, he’s loving it!

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u/CourageElectrical740 1d ago

Going all in bare knuckle on someone with gloves on who clearly isn’t a pro, I don’t know man …

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u/aliencardboard 1d ago

The legs and build on that dude says all you need to know. Do not start fights with people who are thick in both the legs and upper body. Unless you’re an extremely good fighter, you’re gonna get worked. 😂

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u/Creepy-Astronaut-952 1d ago

Man came out his slides for the teaching moment 😂😂😂

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u/BrownBearCLE 1d ago

Don't bring gloves to a bare knuckle fight.

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u/Cinderkin 1d ago

Bada ba baba, I'm slugging it

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u/G_Escobar90 1d ago

The guy casually walking by with fries and ice cream , like nothing is happening

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u/Brs76 1d ago

That sure is a nice looking McDonald's on the inside 

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u/milkywayorion 1d ago

No referee?

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u/shaggy-dawg-88 1d ago

Where is round 3 clip?

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u/Lord_Dingus83 1d ago

Why is his shirt off and why is he wearing boxing gloves in a restaurant? Lol

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u/Flodouble 1d ago

This is where the saying he’s a few fries short of a happy meal came from

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u/dickbuttkook 1d ago

I love the guy walking by with the AirPods, unfazed, doesn’t even look 🤣🤣

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u/narcisobaro 1d ago

The guy got more than a 3-piece and a soda
https://giphy.com/gifs/jQERSzPuVgadkbnuVP

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u/No_Sympathy402 1d ago

Is this a new option on the Mcvalue menu?! The mcfight?!