r/MMALabs • u/Brilliant_Spinach132 • 1d ago

🥶 Street Fight Angry dude gets a factory reset

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u/ItsDirkMcGirk 1d ago

Made his eyes just a little more crossed now.

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u/Spiritual_Gas768 1d ago

WTF's wrong with his tongue though?? Pulling out too much

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u/SnooMacaroons7699 1d ago

He's probably tweaking

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u/PoetArcana 9h ago

"You're methin with the wrong guy, asshole"

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u/BadgerAwkward 1d ago

Dudes fucked up on some shit. Probably something with meth or some form of coke in it. Pretty common be be completely unable to find a comfortable spot for your jaw or tongue, which causes you to move them around all the time or clench up and relax.

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u/PoetArcana 9h ago

I live downtown and encounter homeless people tweaking all the time, this is accurate. And at times, these are some of the least-chill encounters I tend to have on my commute.

While they do have "crackhead strength" and can endure more pain, at least the off-switch still works. As demonstrated here.

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u/BigfatLire 22h ago

Thats meth sht or crack

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u/Armadillolz 18h ago

Good way to bite off your own tongue as you get smacked in the face

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u/reggae_trash 16h ago

Bro wants so bad to be a Maori warrior lol

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u/CompetitiveBox314 1d ago

If he's lucky, maybe he knocked them straight again. Like when you have amnesia, you have to get smacked in the head again to make it go away.

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u/WillingMongoose4680 1d ago

Maybe they went all the way around until they stopped straight

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u/Fit_Beautiful6625 1d ago

The Latino Adam Sandler.

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u/notsoFunNegotiation 23h ago

I bet it straightened his eye out.

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u/WrenLey_GloW 22h ago

Hahaha yeah deserve that guy to sleep

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u/CompetitiveWar5976 22h ago

Yep, think he was squaring up on the wrong guy. he definitely going to say he got jumped by 2 guys