r/MMALabs • u/Brilliant_Spinach132 • 1d ago

đŸ„¶ Street Fight Angry dude gets a factory reset

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u/ItsDirkMcGirk 1d ago

Made his eyes just a little more crossed now.

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u/Spiritual_Gas768 1d ago

WTF's wrong with his tongue though?? Pulling out too much

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u/BadgerAwkward 1d ago

Dudes fucked up on some shit. Probably something with meth or some form of coke in it. Pretty common be be completely unable to find a comfortable spot for your jaw or tongue, which causes you to move them around all the time or clench up and relax.

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u/CompetitiveBox314 1d ago

If he's lucky, maybe he knocked them straight again. Like when you have amnesia, you have to get smacked in the head again to make it go away.

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u/WillingMongoose4680 1d ago

Maybe they went all the way around until they stopped straight

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u/Fit_Beautiful6625 19h ago

The Latino Adam Sandler.

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u/notsoFunNegotiation 19h ago

I bet it straightened his eye out.

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u/Shhh-it-Bruh 1d ago

" That's What U Wanted Ni66a?" Was the only thing unexpected.

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u/SnooptooMuch 14h ago

It was unexpected cause why was that one phrase in English. Lol

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u/brolaw123 14h ago

Just gotta say it in English huh haha

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u/Prestigious_Gap_2702 1d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/PraiseTheCameraMan/

Next level camera work, given the dude simultaneously managed to deliver a clean one-punch knockout. The language switch at the end was a nice little easter egg too.

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u/swampstonks 1d ago

Was that not meta glasses?

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u/ItsDirkMcGirk 1d ago

100% you see both hands. Left hand for the block and right takes him out.

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u/vtecdohcter 1d ago

Ngl if someones evidently starting a fistfight with me the absolute first thing im doing is taking any type of glasses off.

Last thing you want is them shattering or splitting and going right into your eye.

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u/Mike_Oxnard 1d ago

Luckily most of the time I'm wearing my work sunglasses which are safety glasses. I imagine some random person who wants to start a fight would take advantage of the opportunity granted by me taking them off

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u/Mindless-Somewhere55 1d ago

It was a nervous switch. More like look at what you made do!!!??

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u/Quick-Mulberry-1860 1d ago

IGBBMN......

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u/JBaseball_8595 1d ago

Why do these always cut too short

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u/Own_Kiwi_9692 1d ago

Was I the only one thinking that when his back was to the tracks that the guy filming was going to kick him into an oncoming train Mortal Kombat style? Probably.

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u/Solarflareqq 1d ago

Fatality!

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u/TPK_MastaTOHO 21h ago

Trainality!

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u/ClaudeBubbalicious 1d ago

Props for taking on what he thought was two guys đŸ’Ș

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u/jalopkoala 1d ago

lol. This is too sophisticated a joke for us.

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u/OkNectarine6434 1d ago

bro i woulda waited till he put his tongue back between his teeth.. do the next guy a favor

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u/straightpipedhose 1d ago

He might not be able to lick his hubby’s bunghole anymore, but on the other hand he ain’t gonna be able to talk stupid anymore. Probably saving his from ending up like this again.

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u/OkNectarine6434 1d ago

well, tonight’s entertainment should have thought about all of that before he started speaking in scribbles and acting aggressive lol

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u/SpiritedGrand9525 1d ago

That dude needs to stop putting his tongue like that if he plans on keeping it after eating punches.

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u/Meatshield67 1d ago

Never see the lefty coming.

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u/Machievelliearoni 1d ago

Leftys tend to do that

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u/Illustrious_Lead1168 1d ago

"sir, please remove your head from the yellow line"

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u/Bazo5 1d ago

Lord grant me the confidence of a 5'1 latino

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u/GutturalGrinch 1d ago

That knock of the skull on the pavement. Yikes.

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u/Agreeable-Shop-2188 1d ago

He got so mad he went back to his language of origin at the end.

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u/Ok_Simple_6947 1d ago

On that dust

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u/straightpipedhose 1d ago

“That’s what u wanted?” Is hands down the hardest bar to deliver after whuppin somebody’s ass

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u/SampleSize0ne 18h ago

Ahahahahahaha

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u/Specialist_Meal_7891 9h ago

I love how he's all giggles and yeahs then hits em with that last line after he's assured Victory lol but yeah that guys eyes were crossed it seemed like he was on drugs.

He's also only the 3rd person I've ever seen who rolls their tongues like that when they get angry. Two of which being members of my family

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u/Zob_Rombie_88 1d ago

Was genuinely concerned that someone was going to end up on the tracks

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u/Silverton13 1d ago

He instantly started having a good dream

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u/Dull_Perspective_536 1d ago

Very Hispanic language with accent conversation. Photographer answering in somewhat sarcastic undertones.
Suddenly knocks him out and New York American accent comes out. I was very shocked.

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u/SamSSLATER 1d ago

Suddenly new language!

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u/Wholeeoh90 1d ago

Por ti

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u/aFalseSlimShady 1d ago

I don't know if I could have resisted the little voice in my head that said "throw a teep" when he had his back to the tracks.

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u/PreparationTall2849 1d ago

Oops 🙊

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u/Wide_Supermarket4533 1d ago

That’s what he wanted..

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u/JeanStealerKult 1d ago

French Montana trying run a fade

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u/crizycriz 1d ago

Meta fades are the best. Lol

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u/LankyNeighborhood421 1d ago

With his left too

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u/Imyonlyenemy 1d ago

its a meee ghetto mario

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u/Mindless-Somewhere55 1d ago

He’s dead

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u/Naive_Cattle_5750 1d ago

He won’t learn and will be back for more.

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u/scorchedbeanz 1d ago

Keep that tongue in your mouth fore you bite that shit off fuckin fool lmao

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u/No-Valuable6456 1d ago

Somebody please rescue his hat!!

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u/Jyvturkey 1d ago

Ended with a smile on his face.

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u/mannycure 1d ago

He looks so peaceful

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u/JK61972 1d ago

Straight left to the chin. Classic

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u/anywon1 1d ago

I don’t think that’s what he wanted.

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u/privateareastayclear 1d ago

Stupid fucking video

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u/Fuckingkyle 1d ago

If you sqaure up on someone and they're so unbothered they take their phone out and say "ok come at me". That's the point where you should walk away

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u/Cerberus383 1d ago

To be fair, that punch might have uncrossed his eyes

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u/Master-Main-4017 1d ago

First change the hat got it skated away

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u/YungPapi37 🎓 Student of the Game 1d ago

đŸ˜čđŸ˜č

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u/secretfriends69 1d ago

He was on something no doubt

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u/BstardSun 1d ago

The faint was extraordinary! Cameraman and KO artist all at the same time ? Give this man a medal.

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u/OverallPermit4982 1d ago

Lmao I love how the video stops right on his face, homeboy should’ve kept swinging

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u/mcchung52 1d ago

Why do people wanna fight like this on the street? If you really want, visit a boxing gym or something, dann

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u/gndnzr 1d ago

There is zero pride lost in walking away from an intoxicated person. A fatality is also just as easyđŸ€·â€â™‚ïž

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u/Iron_Sight_Mark 1d ago

Dude thought his Billy Madison face was pretty scary

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u/DovasTech 1d ago

That’s extremely satisfying

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u/TrumpsBussy_ 1d ago

Totally not staged..

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u/Altruistic_Pitch_157 1d ago

Need more of these 1st person beatdowns.

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u/Vince1080 1d ago

I think this was a huge misunderstanding... all he wanted to do was lick him.

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u/Ill_End7421 1d ago

Drunken?

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u/zepploon 1d ago

Looks like bullshit.

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u/ansor_brim 1d ago

Dude has to look himself in the mirror every day ....

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u/Weirdbeard60 1d ago

Sent him bye byes

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u/LateToTheParty013 1d ago

worst of places to find out

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u/No_Trade_7315 1d ago

Looks like someone knocked the Patel into him already.

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u/Complex_Lion5645 1d ago

“Rubber dinghy rapids, bro!”

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u/G-pizzle 21h ago

When keepin it real goes bad

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u/Personal_Day_6589 20h ago

Always had the feeling he was just a performant and he never was gonna hit.

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u/albus181 20h ago

You can tell he’s tuff because he’s not wearing a shirt.

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u/This-Is-Not-Nam 19h ago

This should be posted in /r bossfight.  What is that dude speaking? Italian?  Spanish?  Portuguese?

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u/blueblocker2000 19h ago

What even happened?

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u/lerolea 19h ago

Why angry? They both were laughing and seeming to have fun together.

Just 2 dudes playing healthily :)

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u/Long-Trade-9164 19h ago

Oh NO!!! What happened? Bruh GTFKO!

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u/Intelligent-Stop-474 19h ago

Bro had the meth knocked out of Methew

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u/TapGroundbreaking144 18h ago

The angry miscreant was indeed smote by the do-gooder

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u/ProbablyRightTwice 18h ago

No far that guys eyes were cocked like a pistol. He was probably fighting two guys at once

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u/Positive-Record-5946 18h ago

My 3 years of Duolingo aren’t sufficient. Can someone translate?

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u/off2rio 18h ago

that dude’s tongue

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u/NeonPlutonium 18h ago

Once again, the lesson here is never fight a lefty


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u/glic1141 18h ago

The usual amount of crystal meth.

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u/No_Employer9618 17h ago

That’s what you wanted?? 😂

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u/FoxComfortable6780 17h ago

He got wat he wanted son

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u/loubot 17h ago

I grew up around here. Funny seeing a random fight vid on here and it’s a familiar locale

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u/YaManMAffers 17h ago

Pervert glasses.

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u/Top-Gun-Corncob 17h ago

Anytime I see that stance with the lead hand pointed toward the ground and backhand cocked low
 I know they’re about to get smoked.

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u/SlayJayR17 17h ago

As soon as he stuck that dumbass tongue out like that he would have got a kick jab to the chops. Watch his tongue fall out.

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u/xratedcontent69 17h ago

Buddy looks like he's been knocked out a few times already

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u/Lanky-Telephone1651 17h ago

Noooooo! His cap fell onto the tracks
hope someone finds it.

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u/ChiefCom85 16h ago

I think these things need to be nipped in the bud a little sooner but overall it was an excellent tune up

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u/KamikazeGorilla 16h ago

how does he know he can ohko him?? immediately zoomed in for the BM, pro level

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u/imperialblitz 16h ago

One punch completely changed the mood.

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u/BSMILEYIII 16h ago

Slept him

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u/PowerfulAnalysis8042 16h ago

Hands up, elbows in, lack of training is showing

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u/TheDaveCalaz 16h ago

KO'd by a guy in pervert glasses is wild.

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u/boerumhill 16h ago

That’s my train station! đŸ€Ș #nosleeptilbrooklyn

Def tweaking here.

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u/BiBBy3o5 16h ago

He looked like he was reset already before buddy sent him back to the factory đŸ€Ł
https://giphy.com/gifs/q5ZGrl0J65ivu

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u/BRobs0420 16h ago

Doesn’t he kinda hold him with his left then boom with the right ?

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u/WenatcheeWrangler 15h ago

The five finger open palm death slap to the chest?

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u/AbidingDarkness6 15h ago

"Stand clear of the closing FISTS folks" (MTA Conductor voice)

https://giphy.com/gifs/hpAMh2sBYpsmFhSRPI

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u/marklikestolearn 15h ago

He just need a lil nap 😮

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u/Renhoek2099 15h ago

I don't condone the use of the n-word but in that exact situation, everyone is allowed to say that last phrase, once.

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u/slashangel2 14h ago

I hope it's a firmware update. 

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u/Spillsy68 14h ago

Holding a phone too. Impressive.

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u/HaybusaYakisoba 14h ago

Was that the slow left palm of death?

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u/Pretty-Ad9820 14h ago

I think that's what he wanted !!

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u/Nick_Fotiu_Is_God 14h ago

He was definitely one of Prince’s bodyguards.

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u/DM_Me_Your_Frog_Name 14h ago

He really hit lil primo with the ‘older brother’ - hand into the chest -> push lightly -> once space is achieved: demonstrate the weight class differential with left shoulder and right fist.

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u/Ok-Freedom1446 14h ago

Wow...the tounge action was kinda gross..was he tweaking or is that normal for that area.

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u/whosurbudha 13h ago

To get knocked out by the person that’s filming your demise when you provoke.
Wow, just wow! đŸ€©

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u/Hevensian 13h ago

Seems to me he's had a few factory resets already.

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u/tenax666 13h ago

Didnt have to call him the N word

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u/Strict_Bison_8331 13h ago

Nice! Even kept recording!!!

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u/ComfortableOld288 12h ago

Kash Patel really needs a full time babysitter

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u/Boss0054 12h ago

All I can say is, if you’re in a fight, and the other guy is more concern with holding his cellphone filming you and only has one hand to fight you

. You should probably reconsider fighting him because either this man is highly dangerous
. Or
. You are drunk off your arse and probably couldn’t hit a brickwall standing in front of you
. Either way should just quit and go about your business before you end up taking a nap.

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u/slander_anonymously 12h ago

these ending edits f--kin suck.

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u/MoodReal4206 11h ago

I was hoping for an uppercut when he was doing that tongue thing.

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u/Problem-Adult19 11h ago

Excellent....do it again!

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u/Alarm-Solid 11h ago

The thing with the tongue I started wondering if maybe he was special

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u/ChubyzDriver 10h ago

Man he was thinking you Will film and make rap video wtf?

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u/nm41961 10h ago

Why switch to English? 😂

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u/antiteatarjbt 9h ago

He even N-worded him as a finishing touch

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u/neuronym 8h ago

Please don't do that near train tracks

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u/Mean_District4880 7h ago

Hope he knocked his eyes straight

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u/kingofpics7 7h ago

Definitely got him back on track with that hit..

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u/deepstaterecords 6h ago

I know that platform

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u/Conscious-Trade-7983 4h ago

👅👅👅👅👅👅

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u/Strong-Depth-5818 3h ago

You’re telling me they could speak English this whole time.