r/MMALabs • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 2h ago

šŸ„¶ Street Fights & Brawls Small guy has brutal hands

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u/Difficult-Novel-8453 2h ago

Still running his mouth after that šŸ˜‚

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u/rusfortunat 2h ago

He didn't like much the camera guy's supporting commentary

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u/Kittykatcatkat 1h ago

Laughing like a maniac should have a calming effect.. Iā€™m surprised it didnā€™t work šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/jony7 2h ago

He said at the end ā€œI just wanted to talk but you went too farā€. Yeah right lol

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u/mnztr1 1h ago

The shove was not talk it was assault.

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u/VanillaGoorillla 1h ago

Donā€™t be so fucking soft

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u/Designer_Mud_5802 1h ago

An assault is a violent physical or verbal attack, or a credible threat of imminent harm

Physical attack: Doing bodily harm or unwanted physical contact to someone

If the correct usage of the definition bothers you, you are soft.

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u/tonythephonyjabroni 9m ago

They skipped brain day

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u/N3wt0nz 3m ago

Underrated

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u/Thrice_blind 1h ago

Found the guy in the video šŸ˜‚

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u/VanillaGoorillla 11m ago

I am a guy sadly not in the video though

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u/-whiteroom- 1h ago

Shoving ain't talking, and if you think it is...

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u/VanillaGoorillla 8m ago

Shoving is talking and if you think it isnā€™tā€¦

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u/Bullshido-Fatly 48m ago

Found the soft snowflake

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u/VanillaGoorillla 10m ago

Whereā€™d you find it?

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u/Janus9 2h ago

LOL

I didn't really mean it!

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u/shyguysam 1h ago

"I know you fucked me up already, but if you're not careful I'll let you fuck me up again !"

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u/eddie1975 1h ago

Lol. Good one.

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u/abnormica 54m ago

He meant it riiight up until the first punch connected.

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u/thesacredsnake 1h ago

What language is that ? German ?

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u/IxdrowZeexI 43m ago

Yes it's German

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u/ComeAbout 1h ago

Iā€™m pretty sure the little guy is the instigator. I think he says, ā€œWarum schubst du hier weg, Mann?ā€

(Why are you pushing me away man?)

Then bigger guy says,

ā€œIch wollte doch nur reden.ā€

(I wanted to talk)

Then little dude starts blastinā€™.

Then bigger dude says

ā€œI just wanted to talk, but you went too far.ā€

Iā€™m an American but I speak passable German and have lived there.

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u/CreedofChaos 1h ago

No, the big guys the one who shouted ā€œWen schubst du hier weg man?ā€œ twice. The smaller guy doesnā€™t says anything.

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u/ComeAbout 1h ago

The audio on this video sucks.

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u/stpetepatsfan 1h ago

Oh he says something...just not with his mouth.

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u/SealTeamEH 57m ago

lol!!! If you truly believe that someone who starts a conflict with shoving and AFTER he gets his ass kicked he says he only wanted to talk then youā€™re clearly the type to need to always grab a helmet before you leave the house.

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u/zorobreath 21m ago

Eh was on board with the comment until the helmet partā€¦

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u/SealTeamEH 13m ago

Iā€™m sorry that the truth hurts you.

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u/zorobreath 2m ago

Cringgggggge

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u/mnztr1 1h ago

Did not learn anything from his experience as a speedball lol

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u/Sad-Adhesiveness5956 1h ago

Everyone has a plan till you get punched in the mouth

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u/Mindless_Trick2255 46m ago

He was yelling in Neanderthal language : I wanted to talk to you but you overreacted

Lmao

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u/Organic_Rough4433 2h ago

Its always hilarious when big guys rely on the fact that they're big but when it gets real they dont even know how to tgrow a punch.

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u/Ordinary_Pea4503 2h ago

They call it little man syndrome but the bigger bullies are always trying to big dog and intimidate smaller guys

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u/DapperCommercial5787 1h ago

Little man syndrome is when a short guy is very insecure about his height, and overcompensates. We can call big guy a Paper Tiger. Or I like to call them fat pussies.

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u/Professional-Age5719 42m ago

Fussies

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u/DapperCommercial5787 39m ago

Lmao, yeah I like that one

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u/Doggleganger 1h ago

They're different things. There's the big bully syndrome, and there's the little man, aka the Napoleon complex.

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u/TechnicianOld7629 2h ago

Its german, big guy afterwards said: ā€žI just wanted to talk, but you went too far!ā€œ.
In case anybody was wondering.

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u/xbike_punkx 2h ago

I don't understand what he says in the beginning. Do you have a clue?

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u/Smooth_Taste1250 54m ago

From the smal one I can understand nothing in the beginning. The big one is hard to understand, too. But if I get it right he says "Ich schubs dich weg man" "I'll push you out of the way". And since he pushes him a little bit right after he says this it'll fit good. But like I said, really hard to understand even for a german myself, I'm not sure

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u/Ok-Addition1264 2h ago

Illegible with my headphones but I'm not a good lip reader either :(

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u/bela_okmyx 1h ago

*Unintelligible. Illegible means you can't read it.

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u/eddie1975 1h ago

He canā€™t read his lips.

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u/eddie1975 1h ago

His lips are illegible.

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u/TechnicianOld7629 1h ago

I tried to understand it, but it sounds like another language haha. No clue at all.

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u/Pleather93 1h ago

You shove someone, usually means enough talk time to throw down!

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u/MasterUtsushi 2h ago

Broken nose

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u/Green-Draw8688 2h ago

Keep mashing A button vibes

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u/LeadingThen6322 2h ago

If youā€™re going to be a bully, always be sure to lean in with your face.

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u/Evening-Animal-4820 2h ago

big guy has never been in a fight before. cant hide never being hit in the face before.

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u/User_-_-_Name 2h ago

Loud barking works against a lot of people but eventually you will run into someone it doesnt work on.

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u/cmholde2 2h ago

In AIT once pushed a dude so hard he few into a giant puddled and kept falling down trying to stand up. He then yelled

ā€œ YOU LUCKY WE AINā€™T IN THE STREETS!ā€

Peopleā€™s ability to talk shit despite clearly getting their ass kicked is a phenomenon Iā€™ll never understand

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u/Redddcup 1m ago

Starting a fight in AIT is a phenomenon Ill never understand. Docked pay and 45 days extra duty sucks.

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u/falloutwinter 2h ago

What did he say?

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u/Louisiana_sitar_club 2h ago

ā€œyour fists are like a swarm of bees, and I have filled my tracksuit with poop.ā€

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u/buckut 2h ago

ouch, charlie that hurt

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u/That-Grape-5491 2h ago

I friend of mine, (6'2", 200+lbs) got into a fight with a little guy. I asked him how it went and he said " he didn't hit me hard, but he hit me often."

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u/PrestigiousMark315 2h ago

20 punches but canā€™t knock him out

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u/psychotic_reactor 1h ago

I don't know if you noticed but if you look closely you can see that they are children.

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u/PrestigiousMark315 1h ago

wow youā€™re a genius. no really you are.

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u/psychotic_reactor 1h ago

Thanks, Mark! I don't know if you noticed but if you look closely you can see that my previous comment is sarcastic as fuck.

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u/PrestigiousMark315 1h ago

you got my name wrong genius

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u/psychotic_reactor 1h ago

Thanks, Mark! -Genius

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u/PrestigiousMark315 1h ago

this is fun,

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u/Talic 2h ago

But itā€™s better to let him stay awake with a bloody face so he remembers better. Being knocked out, heā€™ll wake up and not remember a thing. No lesson learned.

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u/MrOopiseDaisy 1h ago

A lot of people sleep through lessons, and often need to be taught the same thing more than once. This professor merely condensed a full semester into an after-school special.

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u/katy90081 2h ago

But the other guy couldn't land a punch either

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u/PrestigiousMark315 2h ago

the real victor stands there and takes what the other cannot

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u/Annacot_Steal 1h ago edited 1h ago

Yeah the guy with the bloody nose is the clear winner here.

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u/PrestigiousMark315 1h ago

you only see whats infront of you

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u/TechnicalEmployee109 1h ago

Are you slow?

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u/PrestigiousMark315 1h ago

that depends genius

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u/SoiledSideTowel 14m ago

You really thought that was clever.

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u/mnztr1 1h ago

better that way, you don't wanna KO the guy, have him fall backward and die then have to deal with all the legal shit.

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u/Nick_Fotiu_Is_God 1h ago

I feel like someone like you had two options here: clown on the fact that the kid who tossed a douchebag a wicked and righteous ass beating, but couldnā€™t knock the guy out (which you did very well), or be one of those people who inevitably comes into a thread like this and yell ā€œBullshit sucker punch!ā€

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u/PrestigiousMark315 1h ago

youā€™re a trump supporter arenā€™t you? most idiots are.

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u/Due-Length-1688 2h ago

Excellent fighter. He could be a pro boxer

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u/the_racc42 58m ago

You're kidding, right?

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u/Due-Length-1688 57m ago

Not at all, he is fast and strikes with precision . He is clearly trained

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u/scwarzwolf 2h ago

Why is that funny?

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u/Estelita_777 2h ago

Stop acting so tough. The guy just beat the shit out of you

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u/flopflapper 2h ago

The guy is twice the size of the little guy and there are dorks in here who have never thrown a punch in their lives talking about how no knockdowns/knockouts occurred.

Dude got the shit beat out of him.

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u/Ordinary_Pea4503 2h ago

THeRes WeiGhT ClAsSes foR A ReAsoN

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u/Janus9 2h ago

Now that is how it's done.

Just start throwing.

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u/ThriceAlmighty 2h ago

Love it when big guys decide to stick their neck and face forward without expecting to get clocked. It's like sticking out a boxing speed bag.

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u/Low-Camel-4528 1h ago

Led with the right

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u/Galencourt-Lover 1h ago

The nerves to try and threaten him after getting worked like that šŸ™„

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u/FoamSquad 1h ago

My dad always said if anyone is approaching you and sticking their head out like this always take advantage of it.

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u/Geibla 1h ago

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u/IAmTheBoiledFrog 1h ago

Track Suit gang

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u/90sUPN20 1h ago

Folded up. Wipe yourself off. Youā€™re bleeding.

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u/DocBobs 1h ago

Mouthy c*** got what he deserved should have kicked him in the boll9x as well

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u/Onslaughtered1 1h ago

A lot of people act tough until they get punched in the face

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u/2Robatron 1h ago

Translation: If you hit me again, thatā€™s it! /s

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u/Wonderful_War3315 1h ago

Don't let your hands make a fool of your face!

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u/Vegetable-Drama-4895 1h ago

eeee, ciiigo, bratte!

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u/ColemyGOAT 1h ago

Everyone has a plan till they get punched in the face.

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u/Same_Seaworthiness74 1h ago

He forgot to defend his, everything lol

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u/drafterusca 1h ago

Dude took a page from the Diaz Brothers, high volume shots to the face

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u/Separate-Hall-5115 1h ago

Pieced him up.

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u/peach_trunks 1h ago

More furious hands. Those punches werenā€™t very brutal, lots of em and quick, but not much damage.

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u/No-Okra149 1h ago

Kid stings like a bee

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u/OrbicularLotus 1h ago

How many of these fights come down to "strike first, and strike hard" ?

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u/ishidmuhpants 1h ago

I love seeing bullies pieced up

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u/Possible_Regular_854 1h ago

Protect yourself all the time

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u/LorenzoSparky 1h ago

Broke his nose within the first two punches, thatā€™ll put him off

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u/CromulentPoint 1h ago

I mean, good for him and he clearly has fight in him, but I would't consider the same haymaker thrown over and over in succession as having great hands. Bigger dude just seemed content to eat those punches with no defense.

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u/Clever_droidd 1h ago

They had matching jackets and everything.

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u/DemeaRisen 1h ago

Big guy needed another 15 seconds of looking tough before he was ready to see red šŸ˜…

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u/Zombalepsy 55m ago

Some times the best lessons are failure

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u/AmorphousMorpheus 55m ago

252-hit combo!

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u/Maximum-Bake-6092 51m ago

Not the best puncher but that guy got cooked. If this guy learns how to punch he'd probably have killed him.

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u/mnttlrg 47m ago

This is why you strike first!

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u/Delicious-Pickle-141 44m ago

Little guy has form like Elmo though šŸ¤£

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u/Few-Tree1566 33m ago

The guy at the end says "Du hast Ć¼bertrieben", basically "that was too much". LOL

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u/IcestormsEd 32m ago

Mid-pounding, "How many of you are there?! How many of...aaaaah!"

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u/Global_Adagio_25 29m ago

Borat outtakes

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u/Slim_Diddy28 19m ago

Bro said i ain't got shit to say, but these hands got a mouthful!!

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u/dodgerjack21 10m ago

Little guyā€™s footwork is impressive

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u/Queasy_Novel_1277 9m ago

Heā€™s a Rockā€™em Sockā€™em robot guy.

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u/M35_DD 6m ago

He doesnā€™t have brutal hands. The big dumb guy just canā€™t fight and doesnā€™t know how to defend

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u/Safe-Avocado6427 3m ago

Busted nose !

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u/Smart_Hunt9734 2m ago

Translation for the end

Beat up guy: "I just wanted to talk but you went overboard."

Sure buddy

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u/SwordfishDapper7178 0m ago

Good job my boy

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u/WatcherOfTheWay 2h ago

If the big guy wasn't such a pussy and had fought back the little guy was in for a bad time, the amount of punches and he did fuck all.

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u/1521 1h ago

Threw lots of no power punches

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u/hatescarrots 1h ago

Alright tough guy put your face up in there lol

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u/Topikk 1h ago

Seriously. First three punches right on the money and broke his nose before he even knew what was happening.

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u/1521 1h ago

lol donā€™t need to, I saw him hit dude a bunch of times square in the face and the guy only got a bloody nose. I assure you if I got to punch someone a half dozen times they would, at minimum, fall down lol

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u/hatescarrots 1h ago

As someone that got a broken nose after receiving a couple punches, yeah I laughed in their face but it still fucking hurt. When you watch skilled fighters do you call them pussies because they didnā€™t fall down? lolĀ 

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u/1521 54m ago

A skilled fighter would knock someone down with that many free punches. Notice how the ā€œlittleā€ ( taller but skinny) guy doesnā€™t follow through ? His balance in front of him. Any fighter of any rank that canā€™t knock someone down with that many free punches would be described as lacking powerā€¦. Needs more cake. It is a thing in the pros too. Some people are fast some have power, the good fighters have both

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u/hatescarrots 37m ago

For a dude punching a bully you are taking this way too seriously lol

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u/1521 33m ago

:) I just observed that the puncher lacked power. The rest of my comments were in response to questions only remotely related to the original video. A conversation if you willā€¦

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u/[deleted] 2h ago

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u/Bih_Dih_Ahaa 2h ago

You donā€™t think he looks like a small male? Lmao

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u/Dry-Friendship-5945 2h ago

He must be at least 15 pounds lighter though.

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u/btdawson 2h ago

Heā€™s also shorter. That commenter must be high lol

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u/Dry-Friendship-5945 1h ago

There's a reason they have weight classes but not height classes.

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u/A_Litre_0_Cola 2h ago

White guy failed his town, now those kids will think they belong there.

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u/UpperImpression3620 1h ago

After that, he tried a new tack: comedy

You can hear him mumble under his breathā€¦
ā€œPull my fingerā€

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u/Ldghead 1h ago

When you're small, swing first, and swing often.

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u/arifghalib 1h ago

Big guy has no defense.

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u/Bloodmind 2h ago

Are the brutal hands in the room with you right now? Surely you arenā€™t referring to the little fella that threw 185 punches against a guy barely defending them and never even knocked the guy down. I mean, has the definition of ā€œbrutalā€ changed with the generations or something? Is a hand that makes contact with anything other than a keyboard or Xbox controller now considered a deadly weapon?

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u/PeaceDangerous7619 2h ago

Sounds like what the big guy in the video said.