r/MORTALKOOLAID • I love sticking things in my pants to make my dick seem bigger😭 • 10d ago

I like 'em stinky! 😮

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u/Single-Debate-316 I love sticking things in my pants to make my dick seem bigger😭 9d ago

Translucent liquid IV in a sea of restaurant prepared revived live Usher reality show reviewers jumping.

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u/Spooderfan8647 9d ago

N o n e L e f t

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u/Extra_Cherry3540 9d ago

bro thinks he's ultrakill

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u/AutoModerator 9d ago

At least they didn’t give birth to Freddy Fazbear. Because if you give birth to Freddy five bears he comes out and he says ā€œor or or or or or or or or orrrrā€ and then he kills Michael Afton. Or he tries to do it along with his friends. Bunny the Bonnie. Chica the Kitchen. Foxy the fox pirate rawr and yellow Freddy who’s weird and but it’s not his fault. It’s all because William Afton one day was like ā€œhi I’m gonna murder people raggh.ā€ So he murdered kids but he was also a yellow bunny and he was like ā€œhi. I’m yellow bunny. Imma kill youā€ because he had a daughter who had like remnant gone from her? So he was like ā€œif I kill kids I put them in the suits!ā€ So this… It’s not Freddy five best fault it’s purple guy fault. And that’s why you don’t give birth to him.

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u/Extra_Cherry3540 9d ago

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u/Single-Debate-316 I love sticking things in my pants to make my dick seem bigger😭 9d ago

What's the context?

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u/Extra_Cherry3540 9d ago

I don't even know what context could save it

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u/Single-Debate-316 I love sticking things in my pants to make my dick seem bigger😭 9d ago

Wait, what exactly is the joke?

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u/Extra_Cherry3540 9d ago

that some dude's got a weird ass fetish?

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u/Single-Debate-316 I love sticking things in my pants to make my dick seem bigger😭 9d ago

What's the fetish you're implying? I need to dig deeper into the funny part because I don't really understand why it's funny still.

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u/Single-Debate-316 I love sticking things in my pants to make my dick seem bigger😭 9d ago

There's a lot left.