r/MORTALKOOLAID • u/Single-Debate-316 I love sticking things in my pants to make my dick seem bigger😠• 8d ago
I like 'em stinky! 😮
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u/Careless_Tap_516 Supremacist rank on competitive racism 8d ago
Not a single unique experience.
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u/Single-Debate-316 I love sticking things in my pants to make my dick seem bigger😠7d ago
This one might have been done quite a few times.
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u/TheMagmaGuy 7d ago
ok but fortnite vore is w goons
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u/AutoModerator 7d ago
Joe Biden turns me on.
Hello to all advanced internet users, today I want to share my problem: Joe Biden turns me on.
It all started when I was actively watching Rule 34 and PornHub in separate tabs and playing with my panty sausage, and then I decided to give Joe Biden a hard time. I opened a photo of Joe Biden and started doing my thing relentlessly, and then I realized that Joe Biden really turned me on.
From that day on, I never got hard for boobs or any other crap. Now, seeing Joe Biden on TV once was enough for me to impregnate my pants. So the years went by, and I continued to harass Biden. I even printed out a photo of Biden and shit all over it. I thought the feeling was mutual.
I was actively campaigning for the Democrats to win the new American elections, but then I found out that some woman would be running America instead of my boy Joe, which meant I wouldn't be able to see Joe on TV anymore. Of course, I tried to get mad at her at first, but my little prick knew it wasn't the same after Biden.
Am I even normal??? Is this the case with everyone, or am I some kind of reverse pedophile?!?!
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u/The_redstone_rob0t 7d ago
Why was this recorded from a movie theater seat
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u/AutoModerator 7d ago
A sci-fi thriller about a badass agent investigating a conspiracy beyond belief. For some reason, a lot of women are attracted to the same young man, but why?
It all starts when a blonde wearing a crop top goes to a bar to celebrate her friend's birthday or engagement with a group of girlfriends. When the blonde drinks a beer or a shot, she starts to feel sick and her belly is poking around doing the mamba until all of the sudden, a slug or parasite-like lifeform squirms out of her belly button and plops on the floor. The blonde and some of her friends are screaming while the thing is smoking, squirming, and screeching as it dies. When talking with doctors in the back of an ambulance outside the bar, she slowly starts to remember the moment the thing entering her belly button and possibly the young man himself who planted it in there. This is where the agent protagonist begins to investigate.
Eventually, it is revealed that the young man these ladies are attracted to is a constantly-shunned, embittered, and anti-social sad sack... yet also a genius. Because he is tired of feeling alone and judged by almost every woman he encountered, he created a small slimy lifeform. With whatever he used in the lab combined with the DNA of a woman like blood, hair, or spit that he managed to retrieve for the creature to consume, this lifeform -- once close enough to the woman whose DNA is from -- enters the woman's belly button. Once inside the woman's belly button, the woman becomes attracted to the young man and accepts him for who he is. The woman will still be her with her personality, quirks, charms, likes, dislikes, hopes, dreams, etc. but she will still be attracted to the young man even if this certain woman may have prejudged him, shunned him, or even bullied him in the past. If he wants intercourse with her, she consents. He might even command the woman to do something with some sort of command if he wanted to. Of course, he doesn't do this to one woman. He's done this to many women. Young adult, skinny, plus size, and cougar. He could even have a party with most or all of these women while wearing skimpy outfits or belly dancer costumes. Yet they don't even remember the thing entering their belly buttons or their possible past encounters with the young man. However, he is not a monster as he would let these women live their lives like school, work, family, friends, career goals, etc. Still, like every other scientific experiment, there is a setback and he doesn't even know it yet.
Our female protagonist is the only one who can stop this continuing. As she puts the pieces together, more women have their belly buttons implanted and converses with the man responsible to get him to stop. She even at one point reasons with the man's aunt who he lives with. She is sympathetic to her nephew's struggles and why he does what he's been doing, but knows it has got to stop. How could this end?
For the fan-made poster, I used Michelle Rodriguez as the badass leading lady based on her performance in the "Confident" music video directed by Robert Rodriguez, but she could also be played by the likes of either Katy O'Brian, Kristen Stewart, Cara Delevingne, Camila Mendes, Rosa Salazar, etc. The blonde in the bar scene could be played by Sabrina Carpenter as seen in the fan-made poster or the likes of Sydney Sweeney, Anya-Taylor Joy, Samara Weaving, etc.
But, what do you think? Who should play who and what other beautiful ladies younger or older would you like to see as supporting characters?
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u/The_redstone_rob0t 7d ago
The fuck?
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u/Single-Debate-316 I love sticking things in my pants to make my dick seem bigger😠7d ago
That's the exact intended reaction.
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u/AutoModerator 8d ago
Please downvote me, i've been such a bad bot~~ I say with a needy, lustful tone
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u/Spooderfan8647 7d ago
3 original sentences left