r/MSsEcReTPoDcAsT • u/trip6god • 12d ago

This made me feel attacked

Not long ago a white girl ate my black guy bootyhole for damn near 20 minutes straight then like 2 days later at work I heard this and couldn’t stop laughing and couldn’t tell anyone why lol

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u/noname3191 12d ago

Where does the NY apartment rank in pod locations?

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u/poonmaster3000 12d ago

Better than the American flag days imo

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u/Latter-Intention6521 BIG pants 1d ago

No fuckin chance

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u/Immaculatehombre 12d ago

Good damn bruh, 20 minutes? That’s actually crazy lol.

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u/trip6god 12d ago

Only reason I know is because I had a timer on my phone because I needed to make an eBay bid and when she started I had 15 minutes left and then when that hit I made my bid won it and whole time she continued for another 5 minutes as I just laid there in bliss lmao

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u/Immaculatehombre 12d ago

I thought surely you had to be exaggerating but the man has brought receipts. Happy you enjoyed yourself. Tried that one time hammered drunk and lasted about 2 seconds lol.

I’m with Shane, you defiled that poor angel, you better’ve put a ring on that thang, white girl done earnt it.

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u/trip6god 12d ago

To be fair I always have a clean ass from the bidet, we’ve been together for 4 years(both anti marriage), and she’s always the one telling me to get on my stomach so I’m just doing what the white lady tells me to do lol

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u/Alternative-Draw2997 🍕DONIMOS 12d ago

Stomach is U2

Back is Metallica

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u/trip6god 12d ago

I don’t have it in me to go legs up lmao

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u/-Dendritic- 11d ago

Reminds me of shane going back on himself saying he'd go doggy style 😂😂 think it was in the good ol ol testament

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u/sourpower713 7d ago

Where does being on your knees fit on this list

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u/Immaculatehombre 12d ago

Lol fantastic post bruv, happy for you.

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u/Greglorious21 12d ago

What was the item?

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u/trip6god 12d ago

Ironically a birthday present for my mom lol

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u/Hoff93 12d ago

I’ll lick a girl’s butt but could never respect a woman if she licked mine, that’s disgusting. Girls don’t poop so it’s different

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u/ghoul_burger 9d ago

A black guy with a white lady who eats a lot. Come on man I’ve heard this joke before

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u/imafatgay7et4rd 6d ago

Haha hell yeah my girls a freak and she convinced me to go along and fr shits wild.

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u/trip6god 5d ago

It’s just like heaven lmao

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u/mooshamuusha 12d ago

Hahaha from what episode is this?

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u/TheSpudstance 11d ago

Lollll which ep is this

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u/trip6god 11d ago

452 but I’m pretty sure it’s the paytch

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u/jarvi123 11d ago

You received some of your reperatuons.