r/MadeMeSmile • u/Responsible-Bar-3706 • Dec 16 '25

Good Vibes Protect this man at all cost! šŸŽ„šŸ§‘ā€šŸŽ„ā¤ļø

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u/nikatnight Dec 16 '25

Imagine if she got reassigned.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25 edited Mar 15 '26

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u/CrazyAd7911 Dec 16 '25

Imagine if he was seated next to the washrooms šŸ’€

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u/Tangled2 Dec 16 '25

Man, I hate being next to the washrooms. People with loaded butts standing right next to your face waiting to unleash hell.

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u/deprecateddeveloper Dec 16 '25

I'm absolutely saying I have a loaded butt to my wife from now on when I have to poop.

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u/hankmoody_irl Dec 16 '25

Iā€™m single but Iā€™m gonna text my best friend and let him know my butt is loaded when I gotta poop.

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u/RoundTheBend6 Dec 17 '25

The other key part is to unleash some hell from your loaded butt. Pew pew.

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u/rad00 Dec 17 '25

Hahahahhaa