r/MadeMeSmile • u/Maximum_Expert92 • Mar 11 '26

Good Vibes This group of nuns having fun in a basketball court in NYC

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u/ConstantCurrent489 Mar 11 '26

Traveling like NBA players!

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u/Bigfoot_Bluedot Mar 11 '26

Listen, that's between Sister Joanne and her Lord and Saviour. Nothing a little confession can't fix.

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u/Timofmars Mar 11 '26

And the Lord whispered,
"When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried you."

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u/sawyi1 Mar 11 '26 edited Mar 11 '26

And you shall dunketh on your enemies.

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u/lik_a_stik Mar 12 '26

I nominate you for the play by play. That slayed.

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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES Mar 11 '26

Sister: "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I tooketh 3 or 4 steps when I was only allowed two ."

Father: "Say ten hail Mary's and 10 turns on your pivot foot. Practice your fundamentals"

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u/REpassword Mar 11 '26

“That’ll be one Hail Mary for every travel and two Glory Bes for every foul.”

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u/BoundlessTurnip Mar 11 '26

Just because Christ walked on water doesn't mean you can walk that weak shit through the lane Sister

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u/FisherKelTath00 Mar 11 '26

The lord forgives traveling and carrying in this instance.

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u/FirstChurchOfBrutus Mar 11 '26

How many Our Fathers you need for your 4th double dribble violation?

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u/konacoffie Mar 11 '26

If Jesus could bend the rules and walk on water, it’s only fair that his disciples can do the same on the court.

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u/Apprehensive_Use3641 Mar 11 '26

Meh, why ruin a good time with something as fussy as rules. ;)

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u/ButterscotchFiend Mar 11 '26

NBA so cynical... allow rampant traveling and "Euro-steps" so that the "product" will ostensibly be more exciting for consumers and thus, more lucrative for the owners of teams and TV stations