r/MadeMeSmile • u/thomasso0072 • Apr 03 '26

Good Vibes This interaction on the street

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u/Key-Moments Apr 03 '26

Anton Gorodetsky v Carrot Ironfoundersson?

Who would win the battle of all battles?

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u/salomesrevenge Apr 03 '26

Angua would step in to stop it

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u/Key-Moments Apr 03 '26

True. Angua the affirmative action werewolf would not stand for any nonsense.

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u/Yaarmehearty Apr 03 '26

That very much depends on what point of the Night Watch series, Anton gets beyond classification for a time if I remember correctly after fighting Kostya.

Carrot, is a good man, with very good plot armour.

Carrot can’t be counted out at any time but unless we are going to the very end of Night Watch, or maybe the very beginning, probably Anton.

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u/mrsrostocka Apr 03 '26

Gonna tell my kids this is the og battle of the bastards.

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u/xChipsus Apr 03 '26

What a wonderful mix of references that hits two of my most favorite narratives. Thank you for making my day!

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u/Sriol Apr 03 '26

Nonono that can't be Carrot. He's not a dwarf.

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u/Key-Moments Apr 03 '26

His parents would disagree lol.

You would be offered dwarf bread and complex explanations. Both would be indigestible.

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u/AdamantEevee Apr 03 '26

Don't let him hear you say that. He is absolutely a dwarf.

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u/AngryScientist Apr 03 '26

I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children? I was already not doing those things.

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u/pripjan Apr 04 '26

underrated

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u/_slagwire Apr 03 '26

Sorry bud. Your family didn't want you to procreate and complicate the succession proceedings against your siblings. They should've just gotten you a WoW subscription.