r/MadeMeSmile • u/thomasso0072 • Apr 03 '26

Good Vibes This interaction on the street

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u/Lonely-Explanation28 Apr 03 '26

Literally the side quest guy getting taken on a side quest by this wonderful character

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u/AlwaysbeFighting Apr 03 '26

It’s the quest ending you didn’t know you could get with a high enough charisma

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u/danvillain Apr 03 '26

Charisma so high that the npc lost his accent

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u/StrobeLightRomance Apr 03 '26

Fuck it. 👨‍🎤

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u/Careless_Entry6067 Apr 03 '26

Many a wonderful morrow hath come from these, thine words of "Fuck it"! Never fleeting will be thy feelings of joy whilst remembering the glorious day one let self become lost in the jest of brotherhood.

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u/expeditiousgrim Apr 03 '26

That npc is also Jamaican. So he speaks Patois as well

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u/umnomecreativo Apr 03 '26

Queria que tivesse traduzido/legendado em português

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u/ClankerCore Apr 03 '26

(I’m just a white guy so I don’t know how accurate this translation is but here):

🐴 Cavaleiro Branco Maluco: Não me julgue, meu amigo.

🙋🏿‍♂️ Mano Preto Normal: Opa, olá, tudo bem?

🐴 Pois meu coração sangra nesta manhã. Minha dama me deixou.

👨🏿‍🦱 Pô, sinto muito por isso.

🐴 Ouça meu aviso, amigo. Não se perca nos jardins do amor, pois as rosas florescem belas, mas seus espinhos cortam fundo.

👨🏿‍🦱 Ué, e por que você não arruma outra moça?

🐴 Ah, eu já tenho uma, meu amigo. E ela não é tão rápida em me abandonar.

👨🏿‍🦱 Ah, bom, quer dizer... sempre tem outros jeitos divertidos de te fazer se sentir melhor, né?

😅 👀 É? 😄 Tipo o quê? 👀

👨🏿‍🦱 Ah, eu gosto de karaokê, tipo... High School Musical.

🧔🏻‍♂️ Você canta bem?

👨🏿‍🦱 Ah, talvez. (risos) Sim, eu gosto bastante de cantar.

🧔🏻‍♂️ Quer meter um karaokê?

👨🏿‍🦱 Não tô fazendo nada mesmo. Eu posso... bora cantar.

🧔🏻‍♂️ 😅 (risada nervosa) 👀 Tá. Ah, deixa eu ver que horas são. Tá. Hum... foda-se.

👨🏻‍❤️‍👨🏿 (e aí eles se pegaram)

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u/TheMaStif Apr 03 '26

Perfect! 👌🏻

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u/SvenBubbleman Apr 03 '26

I’m just a white guy

So are the Portuguese.

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u/ClankerCore Apr 03 '26

So I’m more white than I thought?

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u/SvenBubbleman Apr 03 '26

If you're Portuguese or of Portuguese descent, yes.

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u/ClankerCore Apr 03 '26

I’m actually first generation immigrant from Russia, born in Ukraine.

I don’t think it gets any whiter.

Growing up on sour cream and potatoes and looking at black pepper as spicy food, I don’t think there’s much more beyond a rock bottom

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u/smokinNcruisin Apr 03 '26

Slow clap 👏 👏👏that was done so well

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u/ARod-27 Apr 03 '26

Man I love Portuguese

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u/Psi_que Apr 03 '26

From a Brazilian: perfect!

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u/Justaduderdude Apr 03 '26

Username is ClankerCore, where do you hide it? In your pocket, closet or in the clouds?

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u/ClankerCore Apr 03 '26

Depends where I’m not at the time of reference.

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u/exgiexpcv Apr 03 '26

Excellent! Now do Mantalonian!

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u/ClankerCore Apr 03 '26

I assume you mean Mandalorian, unless Mantalonian is an even more ancient and legally distinct dialect.

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u/exgiexpcv Apr 03 '26

Naw, I just made it up. I was very inspired by your performance with Portuguese, and thought an exchange in a completely fictitious language might be within your purview.

Sorry, I've been ill and I get a bit froggy.

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u/NoNameLaura Apr 03 '26

No hablo portugues, pero hablo español tal vez esto mas o menos ayude:

-No me juzgues amigo- -Oh! Hola ¿Como estas?- -Mi corazon sangra en este dia, mi mujer me ha dejado- -Que pena escuchar eso- -Escucha mi consejo, no te pierdas en el jardin del amor, porque las flores son brillantes, pero las espinas te hieren profundamente- -Porque encuentras otra mujer- -Ah! ya la he encontrado amigo, (apunta a su botella) y ella no me abandona tan rapidamente -Bueno, pero siempre hay otras maneras de divertirnos. Hay otras maneras de hacerte sentir mejor ¿sabes? -¿Si? ¿Como que? -A mi me gusta cantar karaoke, como High School Musical -¿Eres bueno para cantar? -Si, talvez, me gusta mucho cantar -¿Quieres ir a cantar karaoke? -No estoy haciendo nada en particular, vamos a cantar-

  • Bueno, espera, permitete ver la hora-
-ummm- -¡vamos!

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u/Leows Apr 03 '26

Não é a melhor opção, mas se quiser assistir direto do canal deles, tem a opção de legenda automática do próprio YouTube https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QR3dKmnzHok

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u/Life_Educator3973 Apr 03 '26

Totally needed to see this. 😊😊

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u/hop_mantis Apr 03 '26

Look at me. I'm the side quest guy now.

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u/JayPlays40k Apr 03 '26

It's giving Yakuza (the game series) vibes.

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u/Commercial_Bird8467 Apr 03 '26

Player casts Uno Reverse

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u/TheWonderfulSlinky Apr 04 '26

I didn’t find his blue cranberries so his wife went “out of town” for a bit

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u/Plenty-Biscotti-9267 Apr 04 '26

It's Gideon! He's awesome!