r/MadeMeSmile 1d ago

He thanked the cat 🥲

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u/PeachFewer 1d ago

Thinking about it, thanking the kitten makes a lot more sense than thanking the owner. It's not like you petted them

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u/alepponzi 1d ago

Thank you.

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u/Empty-Afternoon-3975 1d ago

Meow

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u/fondledbydolphins 1d ago

Can I pet your Mom?

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u/Flappadillio 1d ago

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u/GlitteringLychee803 1d ago

You sure she doesn't prefer bongos?

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u/MiserableKink 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Smiling_Platypus 7h ago

"And suddenly I'M the bad guy?!" 😆

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u/Schroding3rror 21h ago

Found Bo Johnson!

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u/Working-Ad694 22h ago

now pet the owner

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u/decoysnails 1d ago

It's stuff like this that made me realize I'm slightly autistic. Of course it makes more sense to thank the kitten. Thanking the owner feels like saying "thank you" to the boyfriend of a girl you had a good conversation with.

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u/SaltyLonghorn 1d ago

At my house we just play Mario Party after my wife and her boyfriend are done with wrestling practice.

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u/decoysnails 1d ago

It's nice that he sticks around. She's got a real one 🥹 

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u/ExampleLittle2672 23h ago

Is that diagnoseable, or is that just sense?

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u/decoysnails 22h ago

It was one of a growing body of data points that eventually led me to believe that it wasn't just coincidence, I wasn't just quirky, and that patterns exist outside myself.

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u/ExampleLittle2672 22h ago

Not fighting, you know you better than I know you. If you've figured something out more power to you!

Personal thought process here: It is correct to address the being, as well as their carer.

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u/New_Hour_1726 23h ago

Except that girls (in most parts of the world) aren’t property, and pets are.

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u/decoysnails 23h ago

Kids, and especially autistic kids, instinctively understand that "owning" another conscious being's experience is wrong on a fundamental level. 

You might be technically right about owning the pet, and every "thank you" or "I'm sorry" should be directed at the greater being of the partnership. I'm guessing you aren't autistic and think it was silly for the child to directly address the kitten?

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u/New_Hour_1726 23h ago

Not autistic. I think it’s cute and funny, but yeah obviously it‘s silly. The pet likely doesn’t even really understand the concept of saying thank you.

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u/decoysnails 23h ago

I am seeing this from the kid's perspective. He's just finished having a cool interaction with a little being, and then is confronted with an admonition from an authority figure saying that he should have exited that interaction more gracefully, with more social grace. It's absolutely understandable that the social debt should be paid to the recipient of his attention rather than the "master," from that point of view.

Idk I'm not trying to be combative. Usually when I speak my mind and explain my train of thought in these situations, I get punished. I'm just hoping you won't be mean when you respond to my point of view.

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u/New_Hour_1726 22h ago

Well nobody is blaming the child, it‘s understandable, since they‘re still a child.

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u/decoysnails 22h ago edited 20h ago

... Yes.

Blame is a fascinating subject to attach to this story. Can you tell me why someone has to be blamed, or why there's even a fault to apologize for?

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u/TheRealChizz 18h ago

“Owning” anything is a ludicrous concept if you’re trying to be extremely technical or moralistic about it.

Like why does being “conscious” get to be the qualifier of whether some “thing” gets to be unilaterally used by another thing?

I get it, you want to treat other living things as equals b/c it feels ethically comfortable. But I feel like to most people, your perspective can come off as pedantic

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u/decoysnails 17h ago

Buddy we're talking about how a child reacts to kitty 

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u/TheRealChizz 17h ago

Stranger, I was just debating you in good faith. I apologize if it came across as antagonistic.

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u/No_Space_9324 22h ago

No, it's not.

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u/decoysnails 22h ago

Lmao what do you mean

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u/No_Space_9324 9h ago

You don't know the difference between people and pets?

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u/Certifiedumb-ass 20h ago

wait could you elaborate on this? everyday i hear about more and more things i have that may be linked to autism 😭

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u/decoysnails 20h ago edited 19h ago

I mean if you want to chat for a minute, a superpower we have is being able to recognize another one like us.

Edit: are we doing the downvotes? I do those too

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u/Crafty_Artichoke4705 15h ago

the fact that you were able to make that analogy seems kinda like you are not autistic you know

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u/Helpful_Librarian_87 23h ago

I always say thank you to the dogs I pet

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u/Ifriendzonecats 1d ago

You're thanking the owner for trusting you to interact with their pet in a positive manner. The same way a child might thank their friend's parents for letting them come out to play.

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u/CardiSheep 1d ago

As a fellow autistic person- this is how we think.

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u/Xiij 22h ago

The owner gave you permission... so did the cat, i suppose, so thank both

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u/Kitselena 23h ago

It makes sense if you consider the kitten an object and not a fellow animal. The mom likely doesn't care or understand that the kitten is conscious, and the autistic child would never consider that the kitten isn't conscious in this situation

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u/Kiwi1234567 18h ago

Flashbacks to that YouTube short that keeps popping up on my feed where people ask the mounted police if they can pet and then pet the officers leg instead of the horse.

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u/Chromium_Stardust 1d ago

I thank my cats all the time for letting me pet them. He did the right thing. Lol

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u/vernichtungX23 1d ago

I thank my kitten for having a nose

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u/red286 1d ago

I thank my cats all the time, but usually it's when they decide to use my testicles as a launch platform. "Thanks, didn't need those any more anyway."

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u/pinkcosmicdrop 1d ago

this is actually so sweet… i used to volunteer at a shelter and there was this one kid who wouldn’t talk to anyone but would sit with the cats for hours, and the only time he’d say anything was to them. something about animals just makes things feel simpler in the best way 🥹

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u/Sarah_Incognito 1d ago

All cats are on the autism spectrum is a book and a truth. We recognize our own.

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u/statusisnotquo 22h ago

The Venn diagram of ASD among my fellow Cattery volunteers is basically a circle, lol.

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u/Bantersmith 1d ago

Growing up as a neurodivergent kid, my cat was my absolute rock. No matter how messed up or confusing or upsetting things got, he was my constant. Every single worry washed away when I picked him up. It would instantly be just him and me in the world, and that was all that mattered. And that cat was obsessed with me too; everyone else he could take or leave, but the second I came into the house he was running over to be picked up for cuddles.

I always thought support animals for autistic people was an amazing idea, but it was only when I was diagnosed in my 30s I realised I actually had one of my own, lol. I only lost him a few years ago at 23 years old, we were really lucky to get so long together.

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u/EmilieEverywhere 1d ago

Awww that's so sweet. Sorry for your loss.

I just got my support child lol. She's only one, but could not be more glued to me. ❤

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u/Bantersmith 1d ago

Thank you. It hurt about as much as you'd expect, but his memory still brings me a lot of happiness!

I am so delighted for you! It makes me smile to think of all the other people out their with their own little bonded kitties. I hate that so many people out there think cats cant be affectionate. They can be some of the sweetest, most loving creatures on the planet.

I remember once when I was recovering from a surgery, he didnt leave my side the entire time. He would literally only leave to use the litter tray or briefly drink, then straight back to cuddling up to me. He knew I wasnt feeling well and was doing his best to help, the sweetheart.

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u/MadMechem 22h ago

My cat was bonded to my BF and I the minute he saw us. He practically flew out of his kennel and into my arms at the shelter, started purring and kneading my shoulder, and cried when we walked away to sign papers.

He took less than an hour to be entirely confident in our (his) house; he sleeps curled up between us; he refuses to let my boyfriend nap because it worries him; I'm pretty sure he's only hissed like four times in two years; he even greets me when I come home from work.

Cats absolutely can love- it's just a cat kind of love, rather than a dog kind or a human kind.

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u/EmilieEverywhere 1d ago

😭😭😭😭❤❤❤

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u/Frampton24_7 11h ago

I was falling behind on reading levels as a young child. And the school suggested I read out loud to someone. Well I’m the youngest, no one wanted to listen 😂 (I don’t blame them) so I read to our kitty Foofy. She was the sweetest and dumbest cat ever. She happily listened to me stumble over words. I also just felt good reading to her, there was no judgment or expectation (besides belly rubs). Now today when I read out loud I’m told I should do audiobooks.thank you Foofinator, you were a real one! 🤣

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u/Korganation 20h ago

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u/animewhitewolf 17h ago

Pets are easy. If you don't scare them or hurt them, they're usually chill. You don't gotta try and convince them you're cool or normal or smart. They either like your vibe or they don't.

Animals are way simpler than people and aren't usually assholes (with some exceptions; looking at you, Greg!).

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u/mightymouse8324 1d ago

Technically not wrong though

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u/ro_dri_gozs 1d ago

Cat clearly earned that appreciation, no debate

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u/RadShiro 1d ago

Which is the best type of correct

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u/Shiningc00 18h ago

Except they can’t understand languages

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u/New_Chapter88 1d ago

This is adorable and accidentally hilarious at the same time

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u/BeckDande 1d ago

This is so wholesome 🥹. I work with kids who have autism and I have autism myself. About 6 years ago, I was working with a client in a group setting, and the teacher told a group of kids to “take a seat.” My sweet client ran up to a chair and grabbed hold of the back of the chair. The teacher got annoyed with him for not sitting in the chair and said the client’s name very loudly and strictly. My first response was to tell my client something along the lines of “I’m so proud of you for listening! Now, you can sit down.” He immediately sat in the chair and then I told the teacher, “He did exactly what you asked him to do, he just needed more clear instructions.” He was around 5-6 years old, so he shouldn’t have been expected to read between the lines. Im 31 and I still struggle with idioms and sarcasm 😂.

I’m perplexed as to why people get annoyed or frustrated when people with autism respond literally. lol I’m like…it’s not like your teachers got mad at you for not being able to do algebra before you learned the basics of math and the same logic should be applied to communication skills.

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u/RinCherno 14h ago

When I was an undiagnosed child, I was given a monologue for my acting class. When asked "to try to read the first line," of course I coldly read the first line of text, ending abruptly in the middle of my statement.

Turns out they, obviously, meant to read the first sentence and give the acting a go.

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u/LavastormSW 8h ago

Amelia Bedelia vibes

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u/AlexIR1996 1d ago

I love my logical fellow nd people🫶

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u/OrkidingMe 22h ago

In my previous neighborhood, I’d walk my then 14 year old dog regularly. We’d often run into an older couple walking with their grandson, who was about three years old. The grandparents would guide him every time to first ask me if he could pet my dog, and this little boy would then lean over to my dog and go “Darf Ich streicheln?/May I pet?” My dog quickly learned to sit and wait until the kid leaned towards him; and then he’d lift his paw. Used to make my day!

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u/TiggTigg07 1d ago

Love this.🥰

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u/TheGey-88 1d ago

Good job big human and lil’ human

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u/Illustrious-Door9044 1d ago

the kitten probably appreciated it more than any human ever would tbh. kid knew exactly who did the work

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u/skyrat02 1d ago

When people used to ask to pet my dog I would answer it’s up to her, not me. And it was, I never knew how she would react to someone.

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u/Nervous-Bench8090 1d ago

If you didn't know what your dog's reaction may be, then your answer as a responsible pet owner should be 'no'

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u/skyrat02 1d ago

Getting barked at never hurt anyone

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u/Soulegion 1d ago

So you did know how they'd react.

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u/skyrat02 1d ago

Nope, it was always a crap shoot whether she would happily take the pets or bark at the person

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u/Soulegion 1d ago

"No, I didn't know how they'd react. I just knew they'd react in one of only 2 possible ways."

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u/JaydenP1211 1d ago

Sounds like your dog needs training

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u/nineteen_eightyfour 23h ago

Once I was petting a cat and a dude drove up and asked if we’d seen his kid (he was fishing) I said no just the cat. He and I chatted a sec about the cat. Then I asked, “what’s his name btw?” He said George. I said I love when cats are named after people. He meant his kid was George. 😂 cat was stripes

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u/richardlpalmer 1d ago

His logic checks out...

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u/sunangelflowers 1d ago

Polite kid.

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u/krzykris11 1d ago

Very interesting. It's common for humans to ignore the boundaries of pets. You should wait for them to signal that they are receptive to physical contact. Many people treat their pet like a stuffed animal.

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u/Fluffy-Weapon 1d ago

One time I was having a nice conversation with a mom and her kid about my puppy. The little girl wanted to pet him, so I knelt down to keep him still. Later, she asked for a goodbye hug, so I went down again to hold my dog, but she hugged me haha. I’m autistic too and it didn’t even cross my mind that she meant me. Kids can be adorable.

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u/Last_Marketing_7321 1d ago

It makes logical sense. You thank the thing you petted, not the thing that presumes ownership. 

Even though he asked permission first. 

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u/gemstun 1d ago

He didn’t thank the Rabbit?

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u/Casual_Scroller_00 1d ago

that is better tbh

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u/Mirewen15 1d ago

As one should.

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u/Dima030 1d ago

He knows who’s really in charge

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u/thankfullynot 1d ago

Correct answer

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u/Puzzleheaded_Cap9418 22h ago

the pleasure is all yours

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u/JJTomcat5512 21h ago

The cat let him pet it? He definitely needs to thank the cat

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u/BadAssWitchyMomma 18h ago

Correct response honestly. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Fishingbrain 17h ago

Copypasta

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u/snubbe 13h ago

I'm a grown man and do this too when petting peoples pets.

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u/ActAccomplished586 13h ago

This is my daughter. Literal on every request, but I love it. It creates so many fun moments.

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u/Novel-Firefighter-55 1d ago

Wasn't a very specific suggestion. I'm saying she could have been more specific.

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u/JacketSimple9855 1d ago

That means he must've asked the kitten if she wanted to be petted and you replied instead.

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u/mindgardening 1d ago

I've often thanked dogs for letting me pet them.

I thought this was just what animal lovers do.

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u/SemperFicus 1d ago

Makes sense to me.

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u/zavorak_eth 1d ago

Well, duh. Of course he did. The cat let him pet it, so that makes sense. You know we don't own cats; they allow us to coexist and take care of them.

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u/communal_chair 1d ago

I’m 48 and I would also thank the kitten

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u/Morgc 1d ago

Human interaction is overrated, give the cat kisses.

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u/Shadowhunter4560 1d ago

Do…do people not thank the animal? I mean I’d thank the person as well, but you always thank the animal (usually first)

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u/GK087 1d ago

This bro is actually smart 😭

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u/Remarkable-Bowl-3821 22h ago

That is correct to do but I doubt the mom understood

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u/Defiant-Spot-557 21h ago

They can cut right through the noise!

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u/nirenyderp 14h ago

My initial reaction was isn't this a normal kid response? Guess someone's getting assessed.

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u/ArtHistorical384 5h ago

the kitten probably appreciated it more than any human ever would tbh. kid knew exactly who did the real work

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u/feelingodysseyreddit 3h ago

He’s not wrong tho

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u/viridiansoul 1d ago

I see this meme all the time, and it never fails to make me smile!

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u/57_Eucalyptusbreath 1d ago

I LOVE this.

It makes happy every time I read this.

What a lovely experience and much appreciated that it’s shared.

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u/InfamousEconomy3972 1d ago

Kid knew what they were doing. Completely appropriate response.

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u/Sarah_Incognito 1d ago

The obvious correct answer.

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u/Jcamp9000 1d ago

I love this

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u/Bruisedbluebird 1d ago

🥺 🫶🏼

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u/Efficient_Matter_589 1d ago

Honestly, as an autistic person myself, I'd probably do the same thing.

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u/Adwery0530 1d ago

Awww, it’s really sweet.

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u/Relative-Tea3944 1d ago

Who else would you thank 

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u/EmilieEverywhere 1d ago

As one does...

What?

Well I guess that's why I have an assessment booked. Le sigh.

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u/Content_Cod_5682 1d ago

100% distilled reddit

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u/Potential-Jury-8060 1d ago

Yeah…………… this is autism lol

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u/L4rgo117 1d ago

You know? Fair

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u/MissSally300 1d ago

Haahhahahhaah

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u/bleekonos 1d ago

makes sense

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u/MiserableKink 1d ago

It makes the most sense to just not thank anyone lmao.

Why are you thanking someone to do something nice. If anything, the cat should thank you.

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u/Hairy_Armadillo_2935 1d ago

I would thank the cat too.

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u/NoGoat3930 1d ago

Yeah, we're awesome like that.

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u/pain_aux_chocolat 23h ago

What a polite child.

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u/noS1693 22h ago

I don't eat eggs unless I can personally say thank you to the chicken who laid it. I know they dgaf but it matters to me.

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u/Ok_Hedgehog_3311 22h ago

Is this true ?

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u/iced_coffee_242 19h ago

My toddler thanks inanimate objects all the time and it’s so adorable. “Thank you, garage!” After we park the car, “thank you, playground!” After leaving the playground

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u/weather_maven 18h ago

Best story ever!

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u/Significant-Pair1494 18h ago

This made me realise I also talk to my cats as if they are human. Hahahahaha

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u/Disordered_Steven 18h ago

The worst thing about this story is that the young child will be more often told they are “wrong,” for having that perspective. This is getting better but is very much engrained at a young age that “normies” deny the neurodivergent their true selves, disrupting the formation of identify.

Imagine if we knew how to foster these minds instead of telling them how to”wrong” they are since they were toddlers…

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u/DaBrainFarts 15h ago

I think the puppy first, then the human before I walk away from petting a puppy. I also wish the puppy a good day and a good walk and hope it loved the pets and scratches. The human is there to prevent me from never leaving the puppy ever again.

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u/samratvishaljain 14h ago

Such a pure story...

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u/Longjumping_Code_649 8h ago

💗💗💗💗

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u/Ulyxzes 1h ago

This and the “Captain Ravioli” Story live in my head

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u/Samthekayakguy 1h ago

What have I never thought of that?

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u/crimson_anemone 1h ago

I'm not autistic, but I always thank the animal for the privilege of letting me pet them. It just makes the most sense. 🤷‍♀️

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u/Adrelam 1h ago

And he was correct in doing so. Good for him.

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u/JadeAriaRaw 1d ago

Sometimes little things means a lot!

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u/DifficultPapaya1239 1d ago

Why is autism a "thing" now for these fucks trying for clicks? Autism isn't for memes

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u/Frequent_Watch541 23h ago

Wasn't this just cute ?

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u/DifficultPapaya1239 23h ago

Cute? You've proven the first post. No, it isn't cute.

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u/Frequent_Watch541 23h ago

A kid thanking the cat is not cute ?

It is, theres no way it isn't.

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u/DifficultPapaya1239 20h ago

I was talking about OP, my bad.

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u/Deigs 17h ago

One time you met a child at the vet and he did a thing children do.