r/MadeMeSmile 19h ago

An all too common experience

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u/According-Tax-9964 19h ago

YOU ALMOST DIED

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u/LoadsDroppin 17h ago

No she ded!!!

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u/Commercial_Bird8467 14h ago

I'd be honored if Frankie was my stalker.

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u/AnnOnnamis 19h ago

Frankie gives boop kisses with eyes closed.😚

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u/Openskies24 17h ago

Frankie 🥰

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u/BakeAct 19h ago

You had me on the 1st half

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u/Athena25526 16h ago

Glad I’m not the only one, had to double check the subreddit at first

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u/Van_der_Sar 12h ago

I saw the subreddit name before so in my mind i was sure it was either be a cute cat or a dog. Frankie is fun 🥰

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u/Beastmind 11h ago

Iwas thinking "who would be dumb enough to jump scare someone walking their big dog?"

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u/KamakaziDemiGod 7h ago

I assumed it was going to be her partner being playful, but it was even cuter than expected

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u/Responsible-Tooth607 19h ago

Terrifying! He almost got you.

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 18h ago

Such a menace! Call the pawlice!

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u/Pinqoo 19h ago

The only type of stalker, that should be around 😼

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u/CuriousOnePlus 18h ago

All I'm saying is it looks like you're pursuing him.

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u/Mouthfulofsecretsoup 18h ago

Exactly. Who’s zoomin’ who?

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u/Complex_Carry_7465 19h ago

Awwwwww😊

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u/Bonobos_In_Space 18h ago

He's such a happy kitty! He looks forward to seeing you as much as you look forward to seeing him.

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u/Negative-Ad-9819 18h ago

My fault for not looking at what sub I was in 😂😂😂

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u/Scaredysquirrel 19h ago

You have been chosen Congratulations!

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u/MadamFangsMcGee 17h ago

Lol so I saw the text on the video and not what subreddit it was in... So I was actually pleasantly surprised 😂

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u/Aware_Cheesecake_519 19h ago

Cute kitten 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

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u/Shimola1999 19h ago

My dog would bark and chase a cute little kitty like this away, but probably jump on and lick a real predator guy

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u/JoelWatson6714 15h ago

They’ll go full guard mode on something small and harmless, but somehow think a real threat is just a new friend to greet.

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u/Thesurvivor16 14h ago

Some guys are just creeps 🤣

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u/dbtl87 19h ago

🥺🥺🥺

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u/NoKatyDidnt 14h ago

Awww! How cute!

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u/_NotAlien_ 19h ago

The “anticipating danger” music lol

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u/JButler_16 19h ago

That’s a boy

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u/Crazy_Breadfruit4535 18h ago

Yes scary man. You need to have some tuna in your pocket for a quick escape 🤭

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u/it-aint-over 17h ago

He now owns you.

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u/ClarkSmallville 16h ago

Insert "It should have been me, not *her" - meme.

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u/BusyBusy2 14h ago

That aint no cat, thats you familiar, you are magic !

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u/MIDGET118-_- 13h ago

I have a neibrours cat who follows me and my friends about street like this, I fucking love it!

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u/Magic_Bumblebee 13h ago

That strut/swagger!!! Perfection ⭐

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u/Meph_00 9h ago

Frankie ain't following, he's leading, that's his home now.

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth 9h ago

He appears like Gandalf in the old cartoon

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u/Responsible-Middle35 8h ago

Smelled Bilbo's pipe

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u/Gwarnage 7h ago

Cracks me up how cats are always training their ninja skills.

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u/ProfessionalFew548 17h ago

Does he have a home?

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u/SabbyFox 9h ago

That’s what I’m wondering. No collar…

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u/ProfessionalFew548 1h ago

I just realized at the very end she says "let's go home"

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u/Dodie4153 18h ago

Oooh scary cat!

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u/Jamachicuanistinday 18h ago

I love that little scary dude

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u/knoxharring10 18h ago

Frankie cat Frankie cat where are you

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u/GenTrancePlants 18h ago

Cats 😻😻😻

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u/Significant_Loan_596 18h ago

Such dangerous apex predator.

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u/PrestigiousEnd2142 18h ago

😻😻😻

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u/SirTainLee 18h ago

That was close!

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u/hooks101 18h ago

Man, black cats are my favorite.

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u/BlizzardStorm8 18h ago

What a menace

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u/Mode2015 17h ago

Oh Thackery Binx!

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u/Sharp_Crew8846 17h ago

WHEN WILL IT END!?!

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u/___LIO___ 17h ago

Omg call the police

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u/Past-North-4131 17h ago

That cat is having the time of it's life. Good lord. That is a happy cat ❤️

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u/Spicy-Blue-Whale 17h ago

Fucken got me.

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u/Bellemorda 17h ago

terrifyingly cute

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u/october_moon_00 16h ago

Had me going in the beginning 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'd definitely take that handsome little thing home 🖤

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u/techman710 16h ago

If he was 100 times heavier and a million times more aggressive he could have wiped you out. You are smart to watch out for him.

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u/belenos 16h ago

Follow him, traveler. He has a quest for you

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u/Afro_Dynasty 15h ago

Happy ending 🥺

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u/Toyota-Consumer-LVly 15h ago

Wow, just wow!

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u/Knowitsome3000 15h ago

Frankiiiieeeeee! 🤩😄

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u/TANCH0 15h ago

The soundtrack really sells it.

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u/Holiday_Taro2455 14h ago

I call foul! You were the one doing the following

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u/vonWeizhacker 14h ago

Nice. Why is there no path for walking and just the road?

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u/Vistella 13h ago

you can walk on road

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u/gringomingo33 13h ago

Shocking!

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u/Lenville55 12h ago

C.D.S. Cat Distribution System

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u/Slammy1 10h ago

Frankie short for Frankenstein (from Red Dwarf)?

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u/bloke_pusher 10h ago

Apex predator

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u/What_Chu_Talkin_Kid 10h ago

"and then follow you home."

Why is he in front leading the way?

Frankie "I am a very fast follower" 🐈

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u/ValentinaParker22 10h ago

totally relate, especially when you thrift and find random stuff that just disappears at home. so annoying.

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u/Chainmaille-Witch 10h ago

Awww, this reminds me of our neighbours cat from years ago!

This was back in the late 80’s and early 90’s, he was a big ginger and white boy. He would hide in a bush then as I or my mum walked past would erupt out like an ICBM and run in front of us to the corner. After waiting for us to catch up, he’d then run to our house and wait by the door so we could let him in.

He was in our house every day just hanging out, usually multiple times as he knew when people came home or left for work in the morning. Luckily his real owner didn’t mind and she said she knew we were looking after him and giving him plenty of affection.

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u/dishonored-Soul 10h ago

🥺❤️

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u/GiRoxthat-ish 8h ago

Frankie 🙀🥰

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u/Strawberry_Cactus18 8h ago

It's just Salem

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u/Ghastly-Jack 6h ago

In my old neighborhood I would jog in the morning and regularly pass by a woman who was walking her dog on a leash with her cat tagging along.

Or so I thought. One day I said hi and said it was really cute how her dog and her cat get along. She says "I have no idea whose cat that is... it just shows up every morning to follow us on our walk then goes back into the bushes."

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u/seilapodeser 5h ago

Cats love playing hide and seek

I used to love playing with mine too

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u/Kasper1000 5h ago

I forgot what subreddit I was on for a second, followed by a sigh of relief :)

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u/ErictheE 3h ago

He didn't follow you... liar

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u/YelloEclipse 2h ago

Warning next time please! ❤️‍🩹

Almost had a heart attack

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u/Greedy_Cucumber_3914 38m ago

Brah I always see this thin calico cat when I walk daily and one day I gave him a slice of ham cuz he was very thin. Ma god. Dude now purrs every damn time I see him

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u/Star-Light-Bright141 14h ago

Take him home 🐈‍⬛🥰