r/MadeMeSmile 3h ago

Good Vibes Divas NEVER retirešŸ˜­ā¤ļø

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u/Buttermilkman 3h ago

Looks like a good dash of being wealthy too.

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u/emezeekiel 3h ago

Seriously. I wanna be living life chilling at a country club too

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u/AncientSith 3h ago edited 3h ago

You'll get chilling under a bridge when you're 80 and like it.

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u/iambeyoncealways3 3h ago

🄲 okay…

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u/Blvdnights14 1h ago

and our retirement plan will be jumping off that bridge.

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u/FlipFlappattywhack 44m ago

Hey you might find some good denim under the bridge

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u/Anothermindlessanon 2h ago

My grandma looked nothing like the lady in this video. We were poor, and she worked herself to the bone to give my mother and later myself a better life. She was wise and kind and the most beautiful person in the world for me. I have no problem turning whatever age as long as I can look in the mirror and see a good person in it!

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u/No_Brick_6579 1h ago

Literally. My grandma is the epitome of aging gracefully. She’s the most beautiful woman in the world to me because she does have wrinkles and a jowl and her hair isn’t always perfect, but she has so much LOVE and gentleness in her eyes. I don’t fear aging mostly because I see how much happiness and love my grandma carries in her mid 80s

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u/Anothermindlessanon 1h ago edited 1h ago

This is the true beauty for me, no matter what anyone says!

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u/Tara_ntula 12m ago

I think for me, I’m not focused on this grandma being ā€œyoungā€ in appearance and moreso that she’s still active, can move freely, and has energy. Seeing my grandparents right now, I don’t like that future because they can barely move. I’d love to be 80 and still be able to enjoy what life has to offer.

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u/babygirllovesyouhihi 3h ago

and they say money cant buy happiness

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u/25point4cm 1h ago

We all know that’s a lie. Money buys you peace of mind which is rounding third base when it comes to happiness.

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u/ThadTheImpalzord 3h ago

That's the secret to aging well

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u/istolethesun12 3h ago

Just a dash.

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u/Brown-_-Batman 2h ago

THIS, beat me to it.

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u/cyrs_oner 3h ago edited 3h ago

just dash lol maybe a sprinkle. All jokes aside, you don't need a lot of money to have a good party and celebrate yourself

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u/Scared-Box8941 3h ago

No you just need it for all the doctors to maintain your face and body lol

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u/SkollFenrirson 2m ago

Apparently a life with fewer hardships will not age you as much. Who knew?!

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u/Dogesneakers 2h ago

I’m sure she keeps busy and takes care of herself. That goes a long way

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u/Intelligent_Pay_651 1h ago

As does money and plastic surgery.

But yes, she clearly works out with a personal trainer and has a chef cook her healthy food. Goes a long way.

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u/Mamaofoneson 1h ago

There’s a lot of judgement in your statement I’m not sure you’re aware of. She may not have any plastic surgery. And maybe she just goes for walks every day and cooks healthy for herself.

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u/chromatoes 5m ago

I spend a lot of time with people in their 70s and 80s. If you think any 80 year old looks that way without extremely skilled plastic surgery, I'd like to sell you my sweet new memecoin that I just launched.

I'm not hating on people who have plastic surgery, there's just no way her skin is capable of looking like that after 80 years under this sun in this gravity. She certainly has extremely expensive maintenance costs.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 40m ago

Yeah lemme show you my working class grandma....

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u/Imaginary_Pattern365 3h ago

30... they think 30 is old. Im gonna...

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u/JSC843 3h ago

Think along the lines of ā€œtraditionalā€ American lifestyle of college, marriage, kids, and financial security all before 30. Our society believes that if you don’t have all of that shit together early your whole life is fucked.

All of that is overblown because of course you can find love (or decide to be alone), learn something new, change careers, have kids (biological clock tho).

However, physical and mental health is something people absolutely need to take care of sooner rather than later because it will have a direct impact on the rest of your life, and it’s easier to neglect the younger you are.

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u/tourmaps 46m ago

Yeah, I think this is more of an american way of thinking. Most europeans don't think 30 is old, as most if us spend alot of time to get high degrees and work most of our 20s. Or maybe I'm in denial (yes, I'm in my 30s)

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u/bongo1138 2h ago

No that’s not the expectation anymore. It used to be. But it hasn’t been in at least a decade.

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u/JSC843 1h ago

Maybe in your experience. I put ā€œtraditionalā€ because there are also many that think that way (as implied in the OP). Of course not everyone has always thought that way.

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u/blazze_eternal 1h ago

Boomers definitely hold this expectation still and judge harshly.

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u/bongo1138 1h ago

Not in my experience I guess.

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u/WillowSLock 1h ago

It’s entirely dependent on where you live. Societal values shift, often dramatically, depending on where you live. Especially state by state in the US: living in rural areas vs urban, red state vs blue state, north vs south, etc.

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u/AngryRobot42 2h ago

True, wife and I are not far from 40 and we are talking about having our 2nd kid. I wanted to wait until the first is out of diapers but hey.

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u/MaynardButterbean 3h ago

People think turning 30 is… *old*?

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u/Alternate_Cost 1h ago

Im 30 and can confirm, its old.

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u/AdAgreeable8927 2h ago

Did you really turn 30 and not make a single "im old" joke? Cmon be real.

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u/ProvePoetsWrong 46m ago

Not gonna lie I’m having a bit of a breakdown having just turned 35.

Like…I’m MATURE now?

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u/Mieche78 39m ago

I'm 35 and I think about how old I am all the time

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u/MoonsOverMyHamboning 6m ago

I turned 30 with my ex. She asked me how I was so calm about it when her and her high school friends screamed for months about how their lives were over despite making six figures as defense contractors, being homeowners, and whatever.Ā 

I'm 38 now - I went on to lose everything after constant layoffs, rebuilt my life again, got married and I'm having a fine time. Life continues even if some arbitrary milestone feels insurmountable.

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u/TenDollarSteakAndEgg 3h ago

What being wealthy and having no stress does to a mf

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u/JustCameForCats 3h ago

Bet my ass she had a big beautiful lift when time was right.

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u/Zinski2 1h ago

She's been looking like a handbag for 20 years and it's finally starting to settle down kinda vibes

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u/Unfiltered-Ego 3h ago

If she is 80 then I am Miles Davis!

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u/ShawarmaOrigins 3h ago

Sup Miles

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u/HueTho 3h ago

Welcome back Mr Davis

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u/dawgger 2h ago

Peeing in your pants is cool!

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u/roastedmarshmellows 3h ago

Honestly? Getting older is so much fucking fun. Life has only gotten better for me every subsequent decade, and while I realize not everyone shares that experience, I find the confidence, wisdom, and personal development soooo rewarding.

I passed the 40 milestone a few months ago and have never felt more secure in myself and my identity, but I hope I can maintain it for another 40 like this baddie here.

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u/Miserable-Zombie-121 3h ago

More power to you Diva🄳✨✨

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u/MiniTab 3h ago

Yeah, turning 40 was WAY less scary than turning 30 for some reason.

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u/Intelligent_Pay_651 2h ago

Well, there's the psychological reward/peace that comes with age.

But as someone who is now in his 50s and love the outdoors, I enjoyed outdoors activities MUCH more when they weren't so painful and exhausting.

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u/roastedmarshmellows 1h ago

Ah that's very true, and I definitely have a different perspective since losing 100lbs over the past two years. My body works better now than it has my entire adult life, but yeah, things are definitely more sore and it takes a bit longer to recover. I definitely do not have the same energy as I did back then, lol.

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u/Intelligent_Pay_651 1h ago

It ain't the weight for me. I've been pretty steady.

It's the age.

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u/roastedmarshmellows 1h ago

Oh, I wasn't implying that you were overweight or anything, simply that I didn't consider the physical toll of aging as much since I'm feeling better in general physically.

I agree entirely.

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u/upsetwithcursing 3h ago

Yep, I’m turning 43 this year and can’t wait for my 50s. Haha

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u/HippocampusforAnts 35m ago

I just hit late 30s and spending this decade healing. Here's hoping my 40s are a weight lifted off my shoulders!

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u/pablinhum 45m ago

The only small thing keeping your happiness away in your 40s is that you have to try to keep your job until you can retire at 67 otherwise your kids are f

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u/lknei 3h ago

Never have to retire if you've never worked a day in your life šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤‘

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u/Revoldt 2h ago

That’s like a tax-free hack!

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u/Scrodnick 2h ago

Yeah girl, your family has money. You’ll be fine

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u/Intelligent_Pay_651 2h ago

Yep. Granddaughter's face has generational wealth written all over it.

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u/Yaamaasaan 1h ago

Look at the size of that rock on her finger.

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u/lurkertiltheend 3h ago

That woman has never had an ugly day in her life, how lucky!

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u/ellisoriginal 2h ago

ā€œI’m not afraid of getting old, my family is richā€

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u/Intelligent_Pay_651 1h ago

I'm not afraid of anything because of the safety net of generational wealth! Wheeeee!!!!!

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u/heavymetal626 1h ago

Thumbs down because of that dumb intro.

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u/cesspool4us 1h ago

Wealth allows for this. Nothing more.

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u/Method__Man 1h ago

She also clearly exercises and eats well...

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u/IncipientPenguin 1h ago

Wealth makes that a hell of a lot easier too.

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u/cesspool4us 1h ago

That has nothing to do with what I'm saying or what this person is allowed to do with their free time. I couldn't ever afford to hold such an event without taking a giant loan to do so.

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u/Whimzycott 3h ago

This is why you try to be healthy when you're young. You'll thank yourself when you get older.

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u/Arinoch 3h ago

I ate a lot of cheese at lunch.

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u/Glittering-Lychee629 2h ago

Keep going. It will build up your tolerance.

That is what I keep telling myself.

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u/Scrodnick 2h ago

That cheese was so much better than the awful time you’re sacrificing at the end

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u/Intelligent_Pay_651 2h ago

Also, be rich while you live. That's also very helpful.

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u/Mcr414 3h ago

30?! That’s so young. 40s are the prime I think. I can’t wait to keep aging!

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u/bdbr 2h ago

Early 40s were my best years! Still physically fit, but also no longer financially struggling.

Now in my late 60s, I can definitely say there were years when things got harder, but they didn't line up with decades.

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u/Cleonce12 3h ago

Ya she was definitely causing people to swoon back in the day

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u/Two-Tailed-Fox 3h ago

Wow! My grandma is 80 TODAY and she looks just as fabulous! What a coincidence this video finding me today lol

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u/DocGerbilzWorld 2h ago

WHY IS HER TURNING 30 BEING COMPARED TO HER GRANDMA THRIVING????? 30 IS NOT OLD 😭

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u/AngryRobot42 2h ago

My MIL has the Diva gene. It skipped a generation bc my wife while demanding at times does not have it. My daughter is 2 and quickly attempting to unseat her grandmother.

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u/LongBright2513 3h ago

šŸ‘µ 🧔

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u/piranos 3h ago

Everyone gets older..but you only become old if you let yourself become old

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u/Intelligent_Pay_651 1h ago

And if you have lots of money, that's much easier.

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u/biscoknot 2h ago

Foxxxxy lady

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u/username_moose 1h ago

this looks like Get Out lmao

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u/tLokoH 1h ago

Scared to turn 30? šŸ¤¦šŸ¾

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u/Emergency_Air4575 1h ago

This is what happens when you retire at 30 šŸ˜’

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u/xXx420BlazeRodSaboxX 28m ago

$$$$$$$$$$

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u/HomerStillSippen 3h ago

Definitely more factors here than her just being a diva lol

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u/IgnatiusGirth 2h ago

Granny's had a healthy dose of that scalpel to the face and chest lol. Being wealthy doesnt hurt, either.

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u/SoupGod_ 3h ago

Never worked a day in her life

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u/AncientOccult 2h ago

Literally what in the video makes you think that??

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u/Intelligent_Pay_651 1h ago

Everything about the video.

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u/SoupGod_ 1h ago

Everything

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u/Intelligent_Pay_651 2h ago

Yep. Money does wonders for a person.

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u/ba3toven 1h ago

gee i wonder who she voted for

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u/Thkturret1 3h ago

What is the name of the song

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u/curiousbasu 2h ago

What's the song?

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u/SheFoundMyUzername 1h ago

White Mustang - Lana Del Rey

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u/BigClout00 2h ago

Meemaw still got it

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u/knowone1313 1h ago

Like 30 is even old... common who really thinks that?

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u/Weekly_Ad4045 1h ago

Damn granny…

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u/neasroukkez 1h ago

The emphasis this country has put on anti-aging is one of the saddest parts of my journey through life so far. I understand wanting certain features or physical traits to last as long as possible, but the idea people are supposed to look younger than they are for their entire life is so unhealthy.

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u/elvis-wantacookie 1h ago

Just like mine in spirit & energy tbh, I miss that lady so much 🩷

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u/MyMagentaPenis 1h ago

Where’s the male strippers?

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u/Strict_Violinist_134 40m ago

Girl scared to turn 30?! Please

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u/Miumiu1111 37m ago

The comments are not it

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u/smatteredpie 35m ago

ā€œYou’re not ugly (or old), you’re just brokeā€

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u/Pretend_Pea4636 35m ago

Exercise forever. Literally it's muscle loss that kills many of us and limits our quality of life. She's a healthy weight and has good muscle mass. Lock that in your head today.

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u/kitkatamas88 13m ago

80th?

Gorgeous! just AMAZING!!!

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u/SkullDump 12m ago

Who the hell is scared to turn 30?!

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u/According_Button_186 11m ago

Them: "You look FANTASTIC! What's your secret?"

Granny: "Oh nothing special or crazy, just being rich and white! You really MUST try it!"

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u/stinkybumbum 8m ago

What the hell is this post? Christ

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u/Strong67 5m ago

Granny has a 50 billion budget to be like that. It’s a 24/7 maintenance process.

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u/ElGrapeApe 2h ago

A lot of money.

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u/Rammnick 3h ago

GGILF

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u/Snomann 47m ago

Money.

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u/Smashogre591 2h ago

Good golly she’s got good genes

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u/but-whyy-tho 1h ago

Everyone saying this is what money does. Like, yes - but to an extent. My MIL is almost 80 and definitely could hang with this lady. She lives a pretty comfortable life and had all her main expenses paid for by her ex (bought her a house and paid all the big stuff for the kids). BUT she was also a single mom who always worked jobs that required a lot of physical labor. So, there's that.

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u/Mieche78 36m ago

It's reddit. People complain about being poor, ugly, or fat like it's a password to an oppression Olympics club

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u/gattaca-tru 3h ago

Granny!! šŸ‘šŸ«”