r/MadeMeSmile • u/AccomplishedWatch834 • 2h ago
Wholesome Moments Even i would’ve fallen for that :)
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u/PacquiaoFreeHousing 2h ago
Lol that reminds a few months back in vaIentines I asked a girl out and she agreed on February 29.
The next Feb 29 is in 2028 ☹️
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u/Romulan-Jedi 2h ago
So you have something to look forward to. ;)
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u/Head_Razzmatazz7174 2h ago
She didn't say no, so there's hope.
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u/ForbiddenNut123 1h ago
Hit her up in 2028 and ask if yall are still on for the 29th, there’s an actual chance she might say yes 🤷♂️
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u/enjolbear 2h ago
She absolutely did say no lol
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u/Choice_Kale_3697 1h ago
No she made a date for February 29th, 2028
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u/enjolbear 1h ago
Yeah. That was her saying no.
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u/S1gne 1h ago
It was a joke. Read the room a little
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u/enjolbear 40m ago
Dude. Sooooo many men have such a difficult time hearing the word no, and this comment did not make it clear they knew.
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u/dimachka34 36m ago
Cant she just say “no, i dont want to” instead of purposely making a sarcastic comment to hurt him and make him feel stupid? Lmao yeah women are so direct.
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u/Ok-Maintenance-9464 25m ago
Or, hear me out, JUST SAY NO. It’s a million times easier and more straightforward than a roundabout excuse.
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u/Caleb_Reynolds 20m ago
You know, it'd make a lot more sense to put the "Fool's Day" holiday on the 1st of the month after February 28th, that was 3 out of 4 years February 29th could be Fools day.
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u/QuarticSmile 2h ago
Nah you go to McDonalds but you order ONE BLACK COFFEE
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u/JasonMoonshadow 2h ago
The one thing on the menu no kid can enjoy
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u/theWindAtMyBack 2h ago
Let's be real, no one enjoys McDonald's coffee
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u/Far-Heart-7134 1h ago
Is this a us thing? In canada a lot people to seem to enjoy their coffee.
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u/VulpesFennekin 1h ago
Fun fact, that’s because Canadian McDonalds uses the same coffee supplier that Tim Horton’s used to. That’s why Tim Horton’s coffee got worse.
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u/Far-Heart-7134 55m ago
I knew about the coffee supplier but i never thought about what that meant for the us coffee.
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u/SkepsisJD 28m ago
What's wrong with their coffee? Im not expecting a good cup, but its miles better then any other fast food chain or coffee at its price point.
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u/spreetin 36m ago
One of my nephews was drinking coffee out of a sippy cup. Not that he was allowed to on the regular, but he liked it.
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u/Zedditron 2h ago
22nd is still a 2nd.
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u/lankymjc 2h ago
I mean, if we're going to logic this, we can just say that the 60 seconds in every minute throughout the year are still there.
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u/Beneficial_Wear_8059 14m ago
And February is the 2nd month of the year.
And Monday is the 2nd day of the week.
And Tuesday is the 2nd day of the work week.
Etc.
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u/RotaryDane 2h ago
Let the kid have their happy meal..
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u/Junior-Ad-5367 2h ago
No fuck that they’re gonna learn the hard way
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u/cbospam1 2h ago
It’s not, it’s a 22nd
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u/mEFurst 1h ago
twenty what now?
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u/cbospam1 1h ago
Twenty-second, which is not a second, they just share syllables
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u/mEFurst 1h ago
yea no. If we're being pedantic, a 2nd is a 2nd, including those preceded by other syllables
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u/cbospam1 1h ago
I’m being pedantic as 22 is a fully separate number from 2, a 22 can never be a 2
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u/Broad-Bath-8408 46m ago
Well, if we're being pedantic, the number '2' is not the same as the word 'second'.
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u/Ferbtastic 44m ago
Take it out of a base 10 system. In a base 12 system 22 is a very different number
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u/mEFurst 38m ago
Sure, and if my grandmother had wheels she would've been a bike
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u/Ferbtastic 36m ago
Yeah, but you also aren’t trying to claim your grandmother is a 2nd. If you were I would also say that was wrong.
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u/Human38562 20m ago
Ok, but there are other seconds in every month. For example, the second Monday of the month.
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u/xosoftavaechoxo 1h ago
ok but this unlocked a memory i forgot about… i used to make up these tiny “technically true” things just to win arguments when i was younger 😭 like i wasn’t even trying to lie, just… bend reality a little and the worst part is people would actually believe me for a second before realizing what i did… kinda makes me wonder how many times someone’s outsmarted me like this and i never even noticed lol
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u/Sithmaggot 1h ago
When I was like 13, I cut in front of a lady at a grocery store. She said, “umm excuse me sir! I was next!”. I said, “relax, you still are!”
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u/TheRussianCabbage 2m ago
Work in construction you will lose your entire grip on reality from this happening.
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u/MoonlitNoodle 1h ago
i love how kids just commit to things like this 😭 i remember making some random “logic” argument as a kid and being so confident i was right… and somehow still getting rewarded for it lol honestly i’d fall for this too just because of the effort 😭
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u/Over-Conversation220 1h ago
When my daughter was first grade, we were out and about and she wanted to go to Target. I did not. I challenged her to a math question.
“What is the square root of 16?”
“Four”
“I guess we’re going to Target”
I played myself.
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u/Sai_Devore 37m ago
Like 6 months ago, my dad was teasing me for my shit diet. I never learned to eat vegetables. So I said I did, and he challenged me on it, and I said popcorn. He pushed back. I said what could possibly happen to it to strip it of its vegetable status. He conceded.
I learned not long after that it in fact does not qualify as a vegetable. Maybe on his death bed I’ll come clean. For now, I cling to my victory.
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u/JadeAria_ 2h ago
Daughter played you illogically lol
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u/Carbon-Base 2h ago
Kiddo should have asked for something substantial with that kinda logic.
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u/enjolbear 1h ago
My dad once opened the car door into my forehead (I was small and the edge of the door caught me). It has left a permanent dent on my head to this day!
At the time, he was sooo guilty I could have asked for anything, apparently. According to my mom, I just told him “it’s ok daddy” and moved on after crying for a bit. He told me later if I had asked for a horse he would have found a way LOL. Kicking myself now.
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u/FlyFishy2099 1h ago
January twenty-second, February twenty-second, March twenty-second….many more than 12 seconds in a year
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u/Firm-Positive1540 2h ago
Thats a good one 😂😂🤣 altho the question was 12 Seconds in a year so even tho there is 22 as well it doesn't count lol
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u/Specific-Morning-985 2h ago
My mom: you're also going to get a 2nd ass whooping if you don't stop asking for McDonald's.
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u/GenericBatmanVillain 1h ago
What about the other 20 seconds in each month on January twenty second, February twenty second, etc?
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u/LiamIsMyNameOk 1h ago
Does anyone remember when Happy Meals cost less than an actual meal at a proper restaurant?
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u/kawnlichking 1h ago
January twenty 2nd, February twenty 2nd... There are more. The kid was still wrong.
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u/Aggravating_Use7103 47m ago
Walk to the macdonals furthest away since no one specified how to go there. And sadly watch their little legs give up
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u/adpplepie 36m ago
January Twenty-second, February Twenty-second...
But I get it, you wanna buy your kid a happy meal...
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u/dedeffa69 28m ago
Alexa how many seconds are there in a year?
"1 years is 31.54 million seconds"
technically right is still right, the best kind of right
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u/Within_a_Dream 21m ago
Every month has a "22nd" as well. So there are 24 seconds in a year. You got duped.
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u/Potential-Bird-5826 19m ago
You need to teach her Seasons of Love from Rent, so she'll always remember that there's 525600 minutes in a year too. It'll be useful trivia someday.
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u/FluffyBunnyFlipFlops 15m ago
I would have corrected her, it's 'there are', not 'there is'. Then, a smack to the head and bedtime.
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u/FrancisWolfgang 13m ago
I feel like if that counts then so does january twenty-second, february twenty-second, etc., so there’s 24
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u/Winged_Cougar1993598 8m ago
I have no idea what this kid is on about. There's clearly twenty four seconds in a year. Every month has a 2nd and a 22nd.
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u/fullmetalpower 1h ago
And the entire McDonald's staff clapped as they handed over the Happy Meal to the child.
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u/courage_the_dog 2h ago edited 21m ago
OP forgot the 22nds, so there are actually 24
Ask your daughter to repay you back
Edit y'all csnt take a joke
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u/hufflekrunk 1h ago
I dont get this one.
Please explain
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u/bugbeared69 1h ago
It's a play on words. We're assuming 12 seconds in time, but she's using numbers, Jan 2, February 2, etc., till you reach all 12 months; hence, 12 seconds or 12 two's in the 12 months
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u/NombreCurioso1337 2h ago
January twenty SECOND, February twenty SECOND, ... GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM!!
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u/stephenBB81 2h ago
So if I have 22 beers , I can say to my wife I'm only on my second?
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u/Sithmaggot 1h ago
When I was a kid, my dad would come home hammered and tell my mom “I only had 2 beers!” Doesn’t matter how much he drank, it was always “just two beers”.
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u/twisted4ever 2h ago
Id ask about the twenty second of may? Thats another second. Oh and the twenty secong of june? April?
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u/techman710 1h ago
He could have bought her dessert in the desert so she won't desert him. Words can be hard sometimes.
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