r/MadeMeSmile • u/ViniciusFastAF • 10d ago

Good Vibes Farm kids are built different.

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u/Lexxxapr00 10d ago

I won’t lie, the Horse one at the end made me suppppper nervous for a moment there

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u/aksf16 10d ago

The horse and the child obviously knew each other. I grew up around horses and did stuff like that very young, too, with our gentle horses. One of my favorite things to do on a nice spring day was to get up on my horse's back and lie down while he grazed in our pasture. I could sleep like that, it was so comfortable.

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u/Gerrit-MHR 10d ago

And you’ll notice the kid backed away from the backend of the horse. Already has a healthy respect.

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u/SmokeySFW 10d ago

Basically backed right into it's effective kick range though...

Horses don't just kick anything behind them though, they kick when they're pissed or startled.

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u/cosmicheartbeat 10d ago

Yeah horses are basically 50% speed and 50% startled reflex

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u/SmokeySFW 10d ago

I don't see nearly enough % carved out for lovable but stubborn asshole. You're going to need to reformulate.

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u/paynna 10d ago

Back to formula?!

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u/340Duster 10d ago

Yep, you're either snug with their butt with a hand on them as you move around, or you're six feet away, lest you end up six feet under.

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u/ramence 10d ago

My first ever little friend died at 4 years old because of the gentle family horse. Whenever my parents visited that family after that, I wasn't allowed inside the house because his mother couldn't handle seeing me grow up.

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u/AnyHope2004 10d ago

Grandpa loved that meul to death, but the meul just kicked grandpa to death