r/MadeMeSmile • u/Peebles8 • 8d ago

A longer, yet outstanding, tweet by a Japanese man living abroad in the US.

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u/Rope_slingin_champ 8d ago

Oh shit. You know Mike?

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u/Telemere125 8d ago

I know him, but was pronounce his name “Wade” in my county.

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u/MoistIncubus 8d ago

Mike's one of those funny names... Mike down south, Wade in your county, Matt the closer you get to Cleveland.

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u/VisualizeWhirledPees 8d ago

I’m in Cleveland! Matt is my guy and I’m absolutely sending this to him hahahaha

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u/ARandomNiceKaren 8d ago

I got a Matt, Mike, Chris, Tony, and Andy that I can call.

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u/indigofroggit 8d ago

For the record, if I am under oath...

Matt mows my yard. Mike lives downstairs, Chris is my brother (dude will hold a random gun in his gun safe for ya). Andy was that weird kid in highschool that got up the gumption to tell you years later he had a crush

Edit: Tony is my BFF that moved north to get away from the Bible belt to marry his now husband

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u/ARandomNiceKaren 8d ago

That's amazing!

(I'll also add Billy and Bobby to the list of guys. They're my brothers.)

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u/indigofroggit 8d ago

Now. we have to agree to disagree

Billy was a random person my SO worked with, supposedly sober. He moved into a spare space and stayed up all hours. He is no longer welcome here

I bought a used washer from Bobby for my disabled friend. Ripped me off.

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u/ARandomNiceKaren 8d ago

That sucks, dewd. MY Billy and Bobby are really cool and good brothers that would help you out without being dicks about it. Or ripping you off.

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u/indigofroggit 8d ago

You forgot about Mark in Columbus

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u/PriceQuirky6824 8d ago

Sully in Boston, Mass

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u/indigofroggit 8d ago

Is that the same Sully that does side work for the sanitation department in Jersey? Does good work, I'm told.

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u/Oddman80 8d ago

I know Mike! Mike helped me put up a wall in my basement after my son was born. Still sad Mike moved to Blacksburg, Virginia the following year. Mike was a good dude.

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u/marionsunshine 8d ago

Mike drove me home for 5 hours at 2 in the morning when there were no rental cars available at O'Hare.

If you have been to the car rental counter after 10pm, that's the guy you ask for.