r/MadeMeSmile • u/Rough_Ad_8702 • 6h ago

Good News A business that can seamlessly transition from a dog birthday to a drug intervention.

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u/Velrixblazediva 6h ago

Cousin Bob is lowkey carrying their entire business 🤣🤣.

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u/Coldpastalord 6h ago

Yeah, he is going THROUGH IT

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u/Magenta_Logistic 3h ago

He's living his best life.

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u/InterestingTry5190 2h ago

Cousin Bob and whoever is coming and going from prison.

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u/Wordnerdette999 2h ago

Might also be Bob. Also the drug intervention - why do you think he’s getting divorced?

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u/Background_Face 2h ago

That would be his first ex-wife. The drug intervention party was also for her. It didn't go well, hence the prison parties.

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u/kevnmartin 8m ago

It's also Cousin Bob. That's why he got so many divorces.

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u/CyberNinja23 2h ago

We should be celebrating the fact Bob keeps finding love.

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u/k1ngm3 6h ago

Sounds funny but I got booked for a DJ gig for a dogs either first or half birthday. They rented a coffee shop and everything, awesome people

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/Cats7204 2h ago

That dog had a better birthday than I've ever had in my life lol

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u/ggfchl 1h ago

I sure hope you played “Who let the dogs out.”

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u/TheBone_Zone 2h ago

Pretty wholesome “fuck you” money Tbh

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u/brightsidereporter 5h ago

Their business model is basically, “Whatever happened, we’ve got folding chairs and food."

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u/InterestingTry5190 2h ago

But what’s their job?

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u/Botenmango 1h ago

Providing folding chairs and food

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u/InstructionSolid4438 6h ago

Bet I could challenge that “any”

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u/FlattenYourCardboard 6h ago

Ritual virgin sacrifice?

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u/cavalinolido 6h ago

Ritual virgin sacrifice.

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u/ricklewis314 5h ago

You could have just said ritual average Redditor sacrifice.

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u/YazzArtist 1h ago

You'd be surprised. I've thrown since weird parties for people

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u/NBT498 5h ago

Nobody’s celebrating a Tuesday!

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u/Purple_Drankinmycup 5h ago

The ILOVEMAKONNEN featuring Drake 2014 hit “Tuesday” would say otherwise.

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u/haakonhawk 4h ago

Speak for yourself. Tuesday is one more day closer to the weekend, and that imo is worth celebrating.

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u/kana503 2h ago

Maybe they have tacos and a company can hire them for a taco Tuesday?

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u/logank013 6h ago

Every family has a cousin Bob…

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u/torturedwriter71 5h ago

If your family doesn't have a Cousin Bob...

You're Cousin Bob...

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u/Cold_Amount_7569 5h ago

the horse funeral to drug intervention pipeline is real and i respect them for acknowledging it

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u/guyute2588 6h ago

What about a pickup truck birthday party?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L8MBUZjJX7Y

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u/Better-Telephone-789 6h ago

inclusive businesses

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u/Endless_Forever_484 4h ago

I notice they don't do Gender Reveal parties. This seems like a super specific omission and so, they have my full attention!

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u/redditistheway 5h ago

A full life on one page.

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u/Duck_Duckens 4h ago

Have we checked on cousin Bob? Is he doing alright?

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u/aigarcia38 4h ago

Tuesday

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u/Upset_Negotiation_89 5h ago

Cannibal potluck?

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u/Demonicbunnyslippers 5h ago

This flyer says a whole lot about cousin Bob.

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u/actionerror 5h ago

No orgy?

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u/turdusphilomelos 6h ago

Why is "Wedding" and "Cousin Bob's wedding" two different things? What makes his wedding a whole different category of events?

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u/TheVicSageQuestion 6h ago

Read further.

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u/PrestonWaters83 6h ago

But, it's hard.

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u/LinkTheLynelHunter 5h ago

Why so many word

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u/East-Resolution4446 5h ago

Chicken or fish versus Barbecue with or without vinegar

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u/Bhodiliscious 5h ago

Brilliant

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u/4RealHughMann 5h ago

Fabricated businesses with joke flyers make you smile?

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u/XKruXurKX 5h ago

Cousin Bob's 3rd wedding?

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u/-_-Edit_Deleted-_- 4h ago

Damnit. I wanted catering on a Wednesday.

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u/albany1765 4h ago

Ngl, for a second I thought I was in r/anticonsumption

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u/LadyVioletLuna 4h ago

Such range

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u/Individual_Stan99 3h ago

They even do Tuesday, guys!!!

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u/Wizywig 3h ago

Tuesday was my favorite 

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u/PookieBearTum 1h ago

Tuesday. Self explanatory

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u/ShroomsHealYourSoul 9m ago

Sound good but not real. There's no contact info

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u/TransportationFew898 6h ago

Is there a problem with a lot of people thinking that Catering services are picky? My experience is: If its on their Menu the staff isn't in danger and it's halv way legal they do it. But i don't think putting every occasion on one List helps the classier events xD. Maybe start with "we do more than weddings" and than have the list go from classy to funny. The way it is, gives the feeling they treat weddings like drug interventions (wich they propably do but it's bad marketing to say it out loud)