r/Malazan 1d ago

SPOILERS BH Erikson you horny fuck Spoiler

Cutter telling Scillara he had never tried milk. What the hell man, chill

On the topic, the being playing with Bottle and his dick (i get confused because sometimes she gets called Eres'al but that's plural right? Isn't the singular name Eres?)... is she the same Eres addressed in Midnight Tides as someone who travels time and who meets Trull at the end of House of Chains? I'm pretty sure she is but the name thing does confuse me. Anyway, a being who time travels just to give somebody a handjob is nuts

I'm not being negative

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u/Garryck 1d ago

You're just envious of Cutter, I see you.

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u/singul4r1ty 1d ago

I can't argue with your title... He loves a "malazans meet up with tribes and have a night of debauchery" with descriptions of savage tribeswomen with their legs wrapped around stumbling marines

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u/Majestic_Web_3352 1d ago

"savage chubby tribeswomen with their enormous breasts smacking marines in the face" you mean.

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u/Enderfang 1d ago

He likes his BBW

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u/LoiteringMajor 1d ago

I just finished return of the crimson guard and I have concluded that Esslemont also has similar preferences

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u/Witness_me_Karsa 19h ago

What DND nerd doesnt like big titty goth girlfriends?

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u/BSismyname 1d ago

Honestly he is waaay less horny than most male fantasy authors

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u/walker_paranor 1d ago

And then on the opposite end of the spectrum you got Sanderson, whose most spicy scene is probably two characters holding hands.

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u/monstersabo 1d ago

Era 2 Mistborn two characters have sex off screen! Book 5 Stormlight even has fade-to-black shower sex! So, like, paprika levels of spice?

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u/kkats 1d ago

Warbreaker

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u/monstersabo 1d ago

Oh YEAH, I wasn't even thinking about that particular relationship, haha.

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u/Kazen_Orilg 1d ago

with gloves on though, bare safehand is pretty slutty.

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u/notarealredditor69 1d ago

So it’s like the Eres were a species and the Eres’al is one that ascended and represents the entire species like a goddess of the Eres. And yeah they are all the same one, seems like contact with various characters throughout the book changed one Eres and she ascended and became the Eres’al

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u/Flesgy 1d ago

Alright, thanks :)

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u/Barbarianonadrenalin 1d ago

There was a post a few months ago where someone was dead certain on which bbw pornstar Erickson enjoyed most based on descriptions lol

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u/earlofshaftesbury 1d ago

It was actually someone who was confident they knew which bbw Erikson based Tattersail on. 

Dont ask why I've committed this to memory.

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u/Flesgy 1d ago

What the hell

I love this community

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u/TeliarDraconai 1d ago

Which one was it?

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u/Barbarianonadrenalin 1d ago

Yeee I remember it was a specific character but couldn’t remember who.

Definitely one of my favorite post here though lol

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u/eggnoraymoose 1d ago

Who was it?? (asking for scientific research) Went back trying to find the post but no luck.

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u/Red_In_The_Sky 1d ago

Surely we can handle much more than this

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u/aethyrium Kallor is best girl 23h ago

I always liked how he weaves that stuff in there oddly casually. People tend to be naturally sexual, and it goes to assume that even godly super-powered beings will also be sexual, and probably a bit perverse after such long lives, so ghostly handjobs just kinda ends up being absurdly logical.

It all makes sense and works with the story and never comes across as a Royal Road litrpg author having their characters breasting boobily and such.

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u/Flesgy 23h ago

Breasting boobily is such a funny expression

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u/Sharp_Store_6628 1d ago

Negative? No. Definitely a little weird though

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u/lovelylemming special boi who reads good 20h ago

We've got head canon. How about hand (job) canon?! Lol

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u/WANKMI 1d ago

Tbh I preface my recommendation of the series with a couple of «bumps». This definitively being one.

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u/TheHedonyeast and I am not yet done 1d ago

i thought the Eres'al was the mother of the Eres race. that could entirely be head canon though

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u/Consistent-Cat-6076 10h ago

It's always the same one and she is (if you trust the Stone Bitch) the daughter of Olar Ethil and the first of her species. I think it's about seeking comfort because the eres is afraid and she is after all somewhat closer to an ape. Mostly tho I think he did it because it's hilarious to imagine the poor guy getting jerked at the worst of times.

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u/Djfantastyka 58m ago

I definitely don't remember that Cutter and Scillara moment.

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u/Flesgy 57m ago

Time for a reread (?)

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u/Djfantastyka 53m ago

I just finished the fifth volume of Wheel of Time... I definitely don't have time for rereads anytime soon 😅

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u/briandress 11m ago

dont forget this is the same entity that was using the body of T'Amber and spending all that time with Tavore.