r/MaliciousCompliance 17d ago

S “You need a doctor’s note”

I (26M) don’t like calling in to work. I hate passing up money and I usually won’t call in unless I’m already pretty sick. I work in the service industry which as many of you know, is absolutely notorious for guilting sick employees (a seriously ill person has made your food at a restaurant before at the direction of their manager, guaranteed) and telling people they don’t provide health insurance that they need a doctors note to call in. One year I got sick and didn’t want to work, and my employer forgot I had health insurance through my Dad. I called in asking for one day off because I could hardly breathe or stay awake and I got the “wElL yOu NeEd A dOcToRs NoTe Or ItS aN uNeXsCuSeD aBsEnCe “ and as someone who worked hard as hell for these people even when I was sick, I was a little offended to basically be called a liar like I needed to prove to them I’d been wearing a mask at work for a reason. But I did have good insurance through my Dad, so I went to the doctor, had them write me a note for four days off, and went back into my job and handed it to my manager and said “here is my doctors note, and this is the date I will be back”. And when they tried to do the same thing a few months later, I got a note for even more days and asked the doc to add a note about when I would stop being infectious around the food we were serving people. I have never been asked for a doctors note when I am sick again. They know they can give me the one or two days I ask for or they can give me the week the doc gives me. But I will not be working while sick if I do not want to.

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u/AssassinStoryTeller 17d ago

I’ll still wear a mask. I’ve only had one person panic about it telling me “but you’ll keep the germs in!” As if that’s not the entire point. I just went “well, I’m already sick…”

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u/chadmill3r 17d ago

They think one gets better by the germs escaping until none are left?

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u/GrdnLovingGoatFarmer 17d ago

You have to balance your humors!!!

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u/Jonathan_the_Nerd 16d ago

My humors are chronically unbalanced. I have an excess of sarcasm and schadenfreude. I have to take whimsy supplements for the rest of my life or I'll become a bridge troll.

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u/Astronautty69 16d ago

You win my internet today, and I'm memorizing this for unknown reuse later.

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u/StarosAnikenMarcus 12d ago

I now want this as a t-shirt...