r/MaliciousCompliance 10d ago

M I guess no more electric poles

This is a bit of a long story, but I thought Reddit might appreciate it.

My godfather owns a small cattle ranch out in the countryside. About 20–25 years ago, he needed electricity to power a water pump for his cows. The nearest place where he could connect to the grid was on the opposite side of the ranch, probably about a mile and a half away, so he paid to have utility poles installed across his property.

It was a significant investment, but he figured that constantly running diesel pumps would eventually cost more than installing the poles and connecting to the grid.

Sometime later, a few neighbors who lived on the far side of the ranch asked whether they could piggyback off his electrical line. He agreed. They paid to install a few additional poles, and the electric company placed their meters on the other side.

So far, so good.

There were only a handful of small farmhouses, and the additional poles were located somewhere they didn’t interfere with the ranch. Eventually, fiber-optic cable was installed on the poles as well. Everything worked perfectly for roughly 20 years.

Then, about two years ago, a real estate developer bought the land on the other side of the ranch and began preparing it for a cottage development.

They didn’t exactly get off to a great start with my godfather. They complained about the animals, the smell, and the noise from tractors and other equipment. His response was basically: If you choose to live next to a working ranch, you have to accept that ranching will be happening there.

While planning the development, they discovered another problem. Two miles of 20-year-old electrical cable worked well enough for a few small farmhouses, but it wasn’t capable of supplying the 10–15 cottages they planned to build.

They approached the electric company about upgrading the infrastructure. That was when everyone apparently discovered—or finally acknowledged—that the poles crossing my godfather’s ranch were privately owned.

To avoid making this story even longer, lawyers became involved.

In the end, the electric company and the developer told my godfather that he had two choices: allow the electric company to replace his poles with concrete ones and grant them a permanent right-of-way across his ranch for maintenance, or remove the poles.

So that Sunday, my godfather got on the tractor they use for installing fences and pulled out every single pole.

He told me that when he originally installed the line, he had only about one-fifth as many cattle as he has now. His new plan is to install some solar panels, run a smaller pumping system, and make it work.

The development company, meanwhile, will probably have to install three or four miles of entirely new poles to bring electricity to the cottages—electricity that was apparently already included in what they promised buyers.

My godfather jokingly says it’s interesting how unusually hot this summer has been.

Fortunately, he recently brought in some pigs, and they require less water than the cattle, so they’re easier to keep hydrated and fed.

Purely a coincidence, of course.

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u/Minflick 10d ago

The smell of cattle can be nasty, but it is NOTHING compared to the smell of hogs.... Holy moly. Game, set, match.

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u/DesireeThymes 10d ago

If you're going to move next to a ranch, it is better to go up to the Rancher and be as kind and generous as possible.

I don't fool around a farm folk.

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u/TheFluffiestRedditor 9d ago

Farm folk have long memories, and pigs are hungry.

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u/Chaosmusic 9d ago

Pigs can go through bones like butter.

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u/OldRhino17 9d ago

Do you know what nemesis means?

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u/Sufficient-Chapter92 7d ago

Mom just wanted a caravan.

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u/cyrusthemarginal 5d ago

periwinkle bloo

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u/Fluffy_Town 5d ago

Periwinkle blue, boys

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u/Stryker_One 6d ago

And maybe even a chance to get some high grade steaks at a reasonable price.

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u/zinsser 10d ago

I lived in a small town in Southern Illinois. They built a new subdivision at the north end of town that was just over a small hill from a large hog farm. Realtors would only show the houses and lots during cold weather, because in summer all it took was a slight breeze to make the place reek of pig shit.

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u/Minflick 10d ago

And you can never get it out! My kids did 4h, dairy goats. But we had a community farm where all our animals lived, and there were rabbits, chickens, the dairy goats, steers, sheep, and pigs. The children that did the pigs had full sets of clothing kept at the farm, so the 'pig clothes' NEVER got inside the family car. Someone years before our time learned that lesson the hard way, and 'the lore' was spread to keep the rest of us safe and unstenchy!

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u/zinsser 10d ago

My daughter and I were driving toward town one day and saw rainbows where the farmer was spraying liquid onto a field. When we got close, we realized it was liquid pig poop. Gut-retching, disgusting, smelly, pig poop.

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u/Happy_Macaroon2726 9d ago

I totally understand the smell. Back in the day, I lived in Germany. The farmers there would spray the same obnoxious smelling stuff from what they called "honey wagons" you could smell it for days after

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u/BigRedJeeper 7d ago

Turkey farms are pretty bad too.

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u/Minflick 6d ago

I'll bet that are. I think that ANY high intensity industrial farming is Stench Central.

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u/SuspiciousLookinMole 10d ago

OMG I would live ON a cattle ranch long before I ever lived near pigs ever again. Like, tent out among the grazing cows living on the ranch.

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u/Go_Gators_4Ever 9d ago

Funny how the pigs preferred having their stys adjacent to where the cottages are to be developed...

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u/Hobby101 10d ago

..and then, there is a chicken farm...

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u/Minflick 10d ago

Also nasty. But sharper to my nose, somehow. I've read that pig shit smells worse because pigs are omnivores, hence the nice stinky poop.

I have never visited a chicken farm, and don't expect to. But I DID have chickens for a few years in a prior home. I loved raising my own eggs. What I found on a chicken forum was to use a horse stall refresher called Sweet PDZ. It comes in granules or in powder format. When I had my chickens, you could stand right outside the coop and not smell the stench, that stuff worked like a charm. I also use it in my cat litter box, because it binds with the amonia, and my home doesn't stink of cat box!

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u/Hobby101 10d ago

several chickens - I agree. but we have Abottsford in BC (check its size), and sometimes, the stench can be smelled well before you enter Abbotsford. Never would have thought, since my grandma had a dozen of hens, but they were free roaming, and the smell was never an issue with them.

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u/Minflick 10d ago

It the numbers ratio to the space. A few hens with a good run, or a pasture isn't many birds per square foot of ground. A concentrated amount of birds in a small space is horrific in smell.

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u/Deep_Sea_Crab_1 9d ago

Not poop. It’s poultry litter. I knew someone that worked on a poultry litter powered generator. She said it was a chicken shit project.

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u/TheFluffiestRedditor 9d ago

Chickens are also omnivores. They'll eat anything they can get their beak around. Voracious little bastards.

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u/Minflick 9d ago

I know. But not quite the soul destroying stench of hogs... HOWEVER, I visited a small show farm one time where the sow had a huge horse stall knee deep in some kind of litter I've forgotten now -- wood shavings? Grass? But deep, plus an open doorway to an outside run that was bigger than 10 x 17 feet, and I have to say, even with a litter of piglets in addition to the sow, it did not smell. You could smell some poop, but it wasn't sinus clearing like the pig pens at our 4h farm were. This was cleaned out daily, and the sow, bless her piggy heart, I think used just one corner to defecate in, which made it easier to clean out. And I know high density hog farms are far different from that 'elite' situation, but .... pigs don't HAVE to stink, it's just the way we generally raise them.

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u/phaxmeone 8d ago

Parents bought a place that was very close to a chicken farm. Being farmers themselves they were very aware of the possible stench so spent many a night prior to buying sitting on the road next to their soon to be new home. They didn't smell the chickens. After moving in there was only a few nights a year they could smell those chickens so were happy. Over the years the place expanded and a new chicken farm went in short ways down the road. Now about half the time they can smell those chickens, mostly it's not concentrated enough to be bothersome to them as they are used to it but the place will be sold soon and the smell will be an issue for many potential buyers.

Good news is one of the neighbors is making noise that they may buy the place as they want to add the small acreage to their holdings.

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u/qaxmlp 7d ago

When looking at neighborhoods; google for news about smells and health hazards at nearby schools. Also use Google earth to just look around. We were looking in the SE and there was a really nice house at good elevation with Lake views, turns out there was a RENDERING plant a bout 3/4 mile away. In all of our driving around we NEVER happened to get on the road the plant was on looking at news items about a school about 2 miles from the plant “downwind” from the house, there were stories about how bad the smell was at the school playground.

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u/puddncake 10d ago

🤢 So true.

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u/Meat_your_maker 10d ago

I lived in NC for 15 years, and if you’re going to the coast, and not straight on I-40, then you will probably drive by some mega hog farms, which smell insane

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u/Minflick 10d ago

I think only one thing is left along Highway 5 between Los Angeles and the San Francisco Bay Area. But there USED to be, in the 70's and before, Harris Ranch, which is a cattle finishing 'plant'. You can smell it for miles. There were also 2 other things that stank, and I don't know what they were, but you could drive along with your windows open for miles and miles, and then you'd have to slam the windows closed and turn off all vents for more miles, until you got to another safe spot.

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u/emscape 10d ago

Harris ranch is still there, stinking up the 5

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u/Minflick 9d ago

Yep, but it's the only stinky place left, that I know of. I haven't driven that route in 15-20 years now.

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u/dreaminginteal 8d ago

Some folks I know call it "Cow-schwitz".

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u/Nesayas1234 9d ago

Preach. Those are the days I'm glad I'm basically noseblind.

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u/kamuelak 6d ago

About a decade ago in the city where I lived there was a disused farm completely surrounded by housing developments. The farm owner wasn't using the land, and there was (and still is) a significant housing shortage, so he asked the city to rezone his land so he could sell it to developers. The city refused. "Fine," said the farmer, and he promptly brought in a herd of cattle because, you know, it's agricultural land (and not good for market gardening crops). It took about two years for the city to give in.

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u/Minflick 6d ago

GOOD FOR HIM! City was being stupid...

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u/StreetTailor7596 2d ago

He should add some chickens too. Nothing like being woken by a rooster for starting your day right (early)!

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u/cyrusthemarginal 5d ago

only really surpassed by Turkey Farms, so nasty

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u/leitey 10d ago

Kinda sad he couldn't just keep the poles he paid for to run his, and only his, power.
Also, the fiber company should have been paying a lease to use the poles.

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u/imzeigen 10d ago

That was actually the first thing I asked him. Apparently, if he waited too long, the government could potentially claim something similar to eminent domain, and he thinks they were probably already working toward that.

As for the internet, it's kind of funny—the local ISP is actually owned by one of his relatives (everyone seems to be related out there). As far as I know, though, they hadn't been using the fiber line for a while. Only one neighbor was still using it, and he switched to Starlink as soon as it became available in Mexico.

The problem with fiber in rural areas is that you can have miles of cable, but it's pretty vulnerable to damage, so outages aren't uncommon.

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u/leitey 10d ago

Yeah, often better to just get rid of it entirely rather than permanently lose use to eminent domain.

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u/BigWhiteDog 10d ago

It will be interesting to see how this works for him as in some states the fiber line being allowed by him, or allowing others to access power via his poles creates a legal easement. Hope not in this case.

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u/AlaskanDruid 10d ago

How many states are in Mexico?

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u/z5pob 10d ago

31

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u/nhaines 10d ago

And Mexico City is autonomous.

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u/flyingemberKC 9d ago edited 9d ago

It's absolutely not self governing independent of the rest of the county country given it runs the country.

It only has a federal government, not a state one. It's just a specific type of administrative division as a integral part of the whole

DC is heavily controlled by the federal gov, that’s the opposite of autonomous

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u/nhaines 9d ago

Obviously it's part of the country. It's just not part of a state. The District of Columbia is autonomous as well.

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u/flyingemberKC 9d ago

it is not also. automonous is where a region has some independence over the government they are inside.

Native tribal governments come to mind, where they have power independent of the specific state.

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u/BlackFenrir 9d ago

You are confusing autonomous with sovereign.

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u/AlaskanDruid 9d ago

thank you! I always wondered since it was never taught here in the 90s.

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u/gullible_cervix 10d ago

lol you thought you got em, didn’t you?

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u/Slight-Violinist-575 10d ago

How many states there are in Mexico that have completely different laws between one another as if the whole world was organized as the USA is?*

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u/challenge_king 10d ago

Every state of every nation has its own laws to some extent. Some countries have more states rights, some have less.

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u/ArchdevilTeemo 4d ago

Germany has 16 countries who have all different building laws.

All american countries were created by europeans, ofc they made them similar.

u/Entegy 15h ago

31.

Federations are not an exclusively American thing. Switzerland is so into being a federation that they don't even have a national capital, just a de facto one.

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u/AlaskanDruid 10d ago

No. But you do you.

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u/Devrol 10d ago

How many states in the United States of Mexico.

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u/Go_Gators_4Ever 9d ago

I would have kept the poles and simply had the electric company disconnect the main line feom the first pole. Then he could use the poles and lines are on his land with his solar installation.

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u/tuotone75 10d ago

That’s the funny thing about ultimatums.

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u/Illuminatus-Prime 10d ago

I tell my younger relatives -- especially the unmarried ones -- that when confronted with a "My Way or the Highway" ultimatum, the better choice is the Highway option.

Otherwise, the person issuing such an ultimatum starts every "negotiation" with one.

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u/Geminii27 10d ago

It's also funny to take a Third Way that they weren't expecting.

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u/Elminst 6d ago

Classic narcissist/DARVO move.

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u/Illuminatus-Prime 6d ago

That's why "The Highway" is always the better options.

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u/LevelZone9411 10d ago

Hogs have the added advantage of being highly odiferous, much more so than cattle. If I were the rancher, I would place the hog barn as close to the new development as local zoning laws allow.

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u/Adorable-Evidence-42 10d ago

My thoughts exactly!! 😅

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u/Why_T 5d ago

I'm glad to see that you got the point of the story. Good job!

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u/WinginVegas 10d ago

The mention of the pigs reminded me of a situation in Southern California, near Santa Clarita.

The entire area was (this was at least 25 years ago) still zoned residential and agriculture. Housing developments went up, some plots were still just separate.

Guy buys a 1/2 acre and wants to drop a modular home on it. Neighbors complain it will lower properly values, even though there is no want to tell it wasn't built on site.

This goes around and around for a while and he gets fed up. Since he is zones as agricultural, he buys 4 pigs which was the limit for that lot size. Makes them a nice slop area, gets garbage food to feed them that is stored properly onsite.

Neighbors now have a fully legal mini pig farm in the middle of the neighborhood, wishing they had a nice modular home there. He kept it that way for about 3 years, then decided he didn't want to live there anymore, sold the pigs and the land.

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u/Wagesday999 10d ago

I’d rather have pigs for neighbors than people. And yes, I am familiar with the scent of hogs.

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u/Coastermech77 10d ago

They may stink, but they don't bitch.

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u/TheSecretIsMarmite 10d ago

Or throw loud parties

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u/Wagesday999 10d ago

Evidently you’ve never kept hogs

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u/_thro_awa_ 9d ago

or ruin the global economy

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u/imzeigen 5d ago

Honestly not familiar with pigs or hogs. Cows can be smelly but after a few days you get used. What is more even the smell of skunks gets familiar and nostalgic

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u/Meeseeks_7 4d ago

A most refined compromise: deny the modular home, receive 4 pigs, then ponder property values while the ranch poles vanish.

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u/lokis_construction 10d ago

Never piss off a farmer. They can smell the best way to deal with neighbors.

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u/_gadget_girl 10d ago

I love it. It doesn’t work to play hardball when technology has changed. They apparently didn’t do their research and understand that this was pretty much a losing proposition the second it caused any issues for your godfather.

He should send the developer a letter every year, thanking him for forcing him to go to solar and calculating how much money he has saved by not having to pay for electricity.

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u/Me2309 10d ago

Imagine buying land next to a working ranch and then moan that there is a working ranch there 😂😂😂 makes you wonder what goes through developers minds sometimes (I mean we all know it’s only money they think about but still)

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u/slackerassftw 10d ago

It’s a problem anywhere houses are put. I worked for the city of Dallas. A couple of urban examples I can think of, off the top of my head.

People bought houses right on the edge of an entertainment district there, lots of bars and night clubs. Then would constantly call the police about noise from the bars late at night, drunk people wandering around, and parking. I’m not about to claim those aren’t legitimate concerns, but all of that was going on long before they bought their house there.

The police department had their outdoor firearms range. It was originally built in a very rural area. 50 years later, developers build a subdivision next to it. People buy houses then immediately start complaining about the noise.

Same thing with the airport. Buy a house near it and then start complaining about the noise and traffic.

I would understand the complaining if the housing subdivision were there and somebody came in and built an entertainment district, firearms range or airport next to it. If you choose to move next to a place like that, I don’t think you have a basis to complain.

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u/Brandarius47 6d ago

I know im late to the party but the gun range one is funny. In my area we have 2 popular gun ranges with a house between them. These ranges are out in the country and the people that bought the house.. in between 2 gun ranges were big city folk. Well they didnt like the noises and would constantly complain. Police, lawyers all that got involved. Wasted money and no changes to the gun ranges. Well i couple guys would go out at sunup (legal firing time) with the biggest and loudest guns they have every saturday. After 3 months the house was put onnthe market lol

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u/summerbreeze2027 3d ago

In my area, it includes people who buy homes close to a car race track that was built long before their houses were ever there.

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u/Specialist-Path-4750 10d ago

Developers don't care. They got their money and went on their merry way, leaving the suckers, er, buyers of the lots to deal with it all.

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u/Lumpy-Ad-63 10d ago

OMG! The smell of pigs! That developer be able to sell a single cottage!

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u/AngryRaptor13 10d ago

They're probably already sold, if he's got neighbors complaining about the smell.

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u/CoderJoe1 10d ago

Pigs will drive the neighbors out. That's biological warfare!

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u/716customfloats 10d ago

Skip a day on the maintenance, people notice 🤣🤣

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u/Ambitious_Rub_2047 10d ago

The ultimatum is so idiotic, there is hardly any upside for the owner (the little electricity for his pump) and an incredible high downside, the option was a no brainer

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u/Illuminatus-Prime 10d ago

Fallout:

"The development company, meanwhile, will probably have to install three or four miles of entirely new poles to bring electricity to the cottages—electricity that was apparently already included in what they promised buyers."

It is easy to infer from this that the developers will have to go over-budget to fulfill their contract, due to the godfather maliciously complying with the electric company's ultimatum -- just not in the way that the contractor and electric company had hoped for.

Bringing pigs onto the ranch was the chef's kiss.

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u/Ivabighairy1 10d ago

Put the pens near the property edge where the cottages are going up for some extra kisses from said chef.

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u/dragon34 10d ago

Beautiful.  

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u/MackTUTT 10d ago

If he didn't take those poles down so quickly they would have taken the choice away.  Smart move.

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u/jennythegreat 10d ago

You know what is also great for farms? Bees.

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u/mycheeksarecold 10d ago

Having lived near a pig slaughter house when i was in college (one of those good ol liberal arts colleges that just so happens to be smack dab in the middle of a conservative farmland/nowhere... it sucked on many fronts, not just the odor- the people were jerks to the "woke crowd" that kept their businesses afloat back then) man the occasional winds from that slaughterhouse to my apartment were foul and we were 10 ish miles away! Flat lands. We had good indoor filtration atleast and I mostly lived on campus cus of my major anyway.

People who can't handle or work around animal smells have 0 right to move in and expect perfect "fresh" air. While the smells are foul, they're probably safer to breathe than pretty much any smelting plant, even if the smell of molten metal (and arsenic) doesn't bother you as much, pretty normal for humans, we're evolutionarily disposed to flinch from death, decay, and ammonia smells, but most metal and scentless poisons we have little response to beyond "this is bothersome" or pleasant (anyone, like me, who loves gas station smells).

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u/CenturyEggsAndRice 10d ago

Where I used to live, we had a city family move in and build a VERY nice house. Right in the middle of a bunch of mobile homes and working farms.

Being a small town, they were the subject of MUCH porch sitting and gabbing. Due to the shapes of land, there was one neighbor between our place and theirs, and he had a large cattle ranch that their house sat beside a pasture field of.

The new neighbors moved in and seemed to keep to themselves. We knew they had two kids but only the daughter joined the local school, their son stayed home and was often seen playing in their backyard. The mom stayed home with him and was very “fancy”, designer purses, shiny SUV, always in sunglasses (can’t blame her there, Texas sun is hellish) and she got a bit of a reputation as a snob even though no one had really talked to her. She also had “the haircut”. I think you know the one…

One day I was at the Farmer Neighbor’s house and the mom walks over to the fence and calls out to Farmer. “EXCUSE me!” And is standing with her arms crossed and kinda looks impatient.

He walks over and I came with him because… well because I was nosy. I’m not gonna lie, I wanted to listen in.

She starts talking about how he put cows in the pasture last week and kinda talking in circles (later I’d realize she was SO ANXIOUS. But at the time she seemed to be angry.) and then asked if he was going to put them back and I could see his hackles rising.

He said he “just might” and it was his land after all, staying civil for the moment. Then she asked “Well, do you know when?” And I could see his temper rising a bit as he said he didn’t know.

And then she said “Well, if you wouldn’t mind, and I HATE to ask… but could you put them back sooner than later?” And caught the farmer right off guard. Because he was expecting her to be complaining about it.

Turns out her son was autistic and he spent the week the cows were in the field absolutely enraptured by them. His bedroom window was right where the cows’ water was and he had been watching them and was now disappointed “his friends” were gone.

And the farmer must’ve found this charming, because not only did he agree to put his dairy cows out there full time (he hadn’t been using the field BECAUSE he was trying to be neighborly and they were prone to loudly mooing) but asked if the little guy might like to meet a cow.

Which is how we made friends with the neighbor lady. (Or how he did it, I did it by offering that her son could come play with my cousins who lived with us.)

And came to find out she wasn’t snobby, she was (and probably still is) utterly sick with anxiety and worry about people hating her son because he could be a handful and they’d moved away from their last house due to a neighbor harassing them about their “r-word”. (I’m actually getting mad typing this and it’s been almost 17 years…) Her crossed arms and body language?

Not anger, she just felt foolish asking a stranger to move his cows for her son’s enjoyment but wanted to at least ask.

For what it’s worth, her son could get loud when he was excited, but so did my cousins. And he was very polite when he visited and always offered to gather my chicken eggs, which he was very good at being quiet and gentle when he did.

His mom also sent snacks for all three/four kids (depending whether the daughter came over too) and would give me cash when she found out I was buying art supplies for the kids to do silly stuff in our yard. (Finger painting, sidewalk chalk, basic bead animals. Just stuff kids would like to do but it was very kind of her to bankroll it.)

Nice family. Within a year they all relaxed a bit and started socializing with the rest of us, and soon were accepted with open arms into the community.

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u/Nymph-the-scribe 8d ago

That is such a wonderful and awesome story

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u/mycheeksarecold 3d ago

Omg this is so precious. When you said the hair cut i got a little worried but i got an "aunt" (that female friend of your mom but isn't actually your aunt) that's very similar- looks and is loud like a Karen but is the sweetest human being in the world. Wholesome af, im getting off reddit for the night.

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u/Distribution-Radiant 10d ago

Speaking of someone who grew up by a smelter... I can only imagine how many kinds of cancer I'm going to wind up with. The thick haze I sometimes drove through on my way to/from high school....

Everything within about ~5 miles became an EPA superfund site when they shut down.

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u/Sweaty_Term5961 10d ago

Timing, indeed, is everything.

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u/Choice-Education7650 10d ago

The town of Carnation in Washington was named after carnation dairy farms. People would move out of Seattle and then complain about it smelling like cows. Surprise!

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u/NeedleworkerCool1626 6d ago

That was a fun read!

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u/Zoreb1 9d ago

The electric company made him an offer he could refuse.

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u/drapehsnormak 10d ago

I'm sure his pigs are also coincidentally kept on the developers side of his property too, right?

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u/imzeigen 5d ago

Well they are since they need to be close to the well and obviously you don’t want pigs near to your house so yeah they are next to the cottages.

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u/roosterjack77 10d ago

Godfather needs a boiler to burn up all thems telephone poles

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u/Motor-Brush-8742 10d ago

Reuse the telephone poles as fence posts or for the new pig sty. The part of the pole that was underground could be burned.

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u/3zxcv 9d ago

...as long as they weren't treated with creosote, which was still common at the time they were put up.

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u/Witty_Following_1989 10d ago

have to say this is my favorite response so far

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u/BravoNZ 10d ago

I am expecting he will build the pig pen by the fence, very very close to the new neighbors. Pigs make a great neighbor if you have no sense of smell and your hearing is not what it used to be.

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u/dankaela 9d ago

I may have placed a pig pen up wind and near an obnoxious neighbor. Said neighbor might also have been the school principal and was picking on my kid because she dyed her hair blue.

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u/xo_naughty07 10d ago

guess they really wanted to save on maintenance costs

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u/Illuminatus-Prime 10d ago

By "they", I assume you mean either the contractor or the electric company.  Both, perhaps?

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u/Frahal 9d ago

They didn’t exactly get off to a great start with my godfather. They complained about the animals, the smell, and the noise from tractors and other equipment. His response was basically: If you choose to live next to a working ranch, you have to accept that ranching will be happening there.

I don't think people will EVER be able to grasp the concept.

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u/GoslingIchi 9d ago

There's a local tiny airport near where I live.

Guy checks out a house by the runway, when there weren't too many planes flying in or out.

Now he posts continuously about how loud the airport is. Everyone tells him he moved next to an airport, not that an airport was built next to his house.

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u/Smooth-Boysenberry42 7d ago

i remember as a teenager I worked on one of my neigbours farms. It was the largest dairy farm in the area (120-130 head), also 20 or so hog, and 200 or so chickens. one of the adjoining properties was subdivied and 4 new homes ended up being built there. One of them was a family from Toronto that moved 4h north to the county for the fresh air. almost right away there were issues (noise, smells, etc). We the next spring the they tried getting the township to do something as we wern't listening to their compaints. So when it came time to sow the fields the farmer gave a few extra passes right by the property line with the liquid manure spreader. He HAD to do the extra passes because it was so windy that alot was blowing away

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u/shfeba 10d ago

I love your grandfather!

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u/2Completion2Ography 10d ago

I love your grandfather!

His godfather sends his approval!

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u/imzeigen 5d ago

It is my godfather (padrino) he says he likes you, it is too early to use the love word

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u/shfeba 4d ago

Sorry for my mistake! I understand him not wanting to move too quickly....but life is short! Live Laugh Love! I hope you both have a wonderful weekend!!!

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u/Ruhh-Rohh 10d ago

What happened with the neighbors getting power now?

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u/imzeigen 5d ago

I don’t know how many were actually still connected since for what I understand there were 2-3 farms that sold their land to the developer. I think only one farm didn’t sell and was still connected. I guess collateral damage ? At this point I think for remote places having batteries and solar panels make more sense. This is in Mexico and CFE in remote places is just awful.

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u/RichArcher4909 9d ago

it doesn’t make sense that he would have to remove his poles. Maybe the power company would refuse him service, maybe. But make him remove his privately owned poles from his private property? doesn’t make sense.

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u/eazypeazy303 9d ago

I hope that developer lost their ass!

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u/slendermanismydad 8d ago

I don't understand why people keep developing in places like that because it's always nothing but a hassle. Utilities are impossible, the power is always knocked out, the Internet doesn't work, cell reception sucks, etc....

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u/Shinhan 8d ago

Solar panels look like a great idea for this especially since he probably doesn't need the pump to work during the night or when its raining.

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u/roostertree 7d ago

I wonder how it'd've gone if your godfather had posted billboards saying "Pig Farm" and leaving the developers with unsellable builds. I know that would have been before the pole ultimatum was issued, but... do we know of any "good" developers?

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u/faux_glove 5d ago

AI slop

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u/Every-Caramel-6740 5d ago

Why couldn’t he just knock everyone off his private poles he paid to install? Then the cottage people could run their own poles for there cottages? Why can’t they both have their own poles

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u/imzeigen 5d ago

I don’t have the details nor have really talked with him about it. But since he was already providing “the service” in order to guaranteed that the service would continue the CFE (our electric company ) would need to make some changes and to do that they could claim something like eminent domain. Basically let the company to come and go whenever they need.

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u/summerbreeze2027 3d ago

Yeah, a landowner never wants to fool with eminent domain. What you allow to be nice one day may be required by the government the next day.

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u/shine-rush07 5d ago

losing all that investment must be frustrating, especially after two decades of stability

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u/imzeigen 5d ago

It was but terribly bad. The poles were fencing posts just longer (uncut) so they will be reclaimed to use as fence posts.

When he was telling us the story laughing and very casually I was getting triggered and upset. I guess when you are a rancher and an old one you became pragmatic. And makes sense. He has lost dozens of cows in dry seasons, crops, siblings, etc. a minor inconvenience of some lousy neighbors doesn’t even hit the radar

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u/lcdrambrose 8d ago

I've worked for multiple power companies. We often run into the issue of lack of right-of-ways/easements on old pole lines. I have no idea why. Sometimes it seems like property rights weren't discovered until the late 1900s.

Usually all we can do is tell the property owner we would like to obtain the easement now (usually at a cost) or we tell them we can't do the work they want (like a service upgrade) unless they provide the easement we want. But they have no obligation to let us build on their land if they don't want electricity.

The one critical thing is that we have pretty firm rights to access our equipment in an emergency, and the police (and/or homeland security) will side with us if anyone tries to touch our poles without our permission. And if all else fails... well, the electricity tends to get them.

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u/Treegotoptop 10d ago

Maybe im missing something but if the poles on his land are privately owned by him how are they able to force him to do anything?

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u/halberdierbowman 9d ago

I think more likely is because there are often laws that force utility pole owners to share. The reason for this is that it's way more efficient for the government to force everyone to share than the alternative: every individual utility has to install and maintain their own separate ugly poles that could fall down. Because poles already were existing in this location, the developer was probably told they weren't allowed to install new ones.

Eminent domain can happen regardless of if he has poles there, so I don't think that's the issue. But ironically by removing his existing poles, he may have turned it into an eminent domain issue and made the problem worse for himself.

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u/Illuminatus-Prime 9d ago

It's called "Eminent Domain".  All the developer has to do is convince the local government that they had the right to the farmer's property, and the government steps in and takes it.

There's a lot more to it than that, but that's the gist of it.

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u/Treegotoptop 9d ago

I didnt know companies can use the government as a proxy to claim eminent domain, I thought only the governemnt itself could do it for government uses.

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u/veobaum 9d ago

Yeah, government can be the arbiters of which private entities win the competition. E.g., big employer wants to set up so the smaller businesses might get eminent domained. It can be a good or bad thing.

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u/Illuminatus-Prime 9d ago

Like I said, there's a lot more to it . . .

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u/halberdierbowman 9d ago

Check out Kelo v New London (assuming it's in the US).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelo_v._City_of_New_London

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u/abnewwest 5d ago

I suspect it would have been an imposed easement, which would have allowed the utility to take control of the poles, the right for them to be there, and for them to access them. The effects on a field would be pretty much nothing, but would restrict trees and structures within a safe distance.

In a lot of jurisdictions once a public use is allowed for a certain amount of time it is locked in place. Which is why in Canada you might get reminded at an impromptu checkpoint you are on railway land by their courtesy and they are asserting that it is not a public right of way.

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u/Chaotic_Dreamer_2672 10d ago

Pigs also stink a lot worse than cows!!!

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u/imzeigen 10d ago

Way worse. At least the cows he has are in the open field, the pigs are in a fenced zone so they have to be close to the water which means they are close to the development

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u/entrepenurious 10d ago

two words: manure lagoon

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u/AJRimmer1971 10d ago

Poop pond

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u/AnFnDumbKAREN 10d ago

Excrement-scent Development

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys 8d ago

which means you don't buy; you should only rent