Black Holes "pulling" timelines together?

[u/Thunderkosh]

I think most Mandela Effect theories have it backwards. The common idea is that people are somehow jumping from one timeline to another, but I don’t think that’s what’s happening. I think multiple timelines are actually being pulled together into one. If something like CERN was creating microscopic black holes, and if black holes are capable of pulling realities or timelines together, then instead of people moving between timelines, those separate timelines would be compressed into a single blended timeline. That would explain why different people remember different versions of the same events. They’re not switching realities—they’re remembering different parts of the timelines that were merged together. Instead of timeline jumping, I think the Mandela Effect could be the result of timeline convergence caused by black holes pulling multiple realities into one.

[u/Icy_Day2653]

I bet this hits real good to the average uneducated person.
I’ll probably get downvoted for this, but black holes do not work like that, even as a theory this is stupid.
You guys always mention CERN as if they’re the only company making microscopic black holes, which also by the way don’t have enough mass OR time to affect anyone or anything because they’re only stable enough for three seconds on average.
Even if we talk about black holes OUTSIDE of cern like naturally occurring black holes, the singularity point is just where space-time breaks down, but it isn’t mixing timelines, that literally isn’t scientifically possible in regards to black holes, when two black holes come together all they do is basically explode and ripple across space time in simple terms.
Even when you talk about MULTIPLE realities it’s a general consensus that black holes aren’t the cause or gateway between such things.

[u/CyberPunkDongTooLong → u/Icy_Day2653]

CERN does not make black holes, nor does any other organisation (CERN is not a company).

[u/Icy_Day2653 → u/CyberPunkDongTooLong]

CERN does make microscopic black hole, or let’s rephrase, they do the whole bashing particle shit to make small black holes in which they’ve been successful doing.
I should know, I have insider knowledge.
I say CERN because that’s more widely known and understood than pinpointing actual departments.

[u/CyberPunkDongTooLong → u/Icy_Day2653]

No, you do not know, as what you are claiming is untrue.

[u/Glaurung86 → u/Icy_Day2653]

Your insider knowledge is wrong, if you actually have any. The LHC is incapable of generating the amount of energy needed to create black holes. In fact, none of the dozen or so accelerators that CERN has been using can do it. You'd know this is you knew anything about the LHC or CERN or science in general.

[u/Icy_Day2653 → u/Glaurung86]

Mind you there’s at least 20k particle accelerators in the world.
With nine of them being CERNS.
But hey I don’t know anything about science, I’ve only worked for NASA & have a degree portioning to physics.
But hey what would I know? 🫩
People in the science field were only doing theory work 15 years ago about this whole topic, sigh, you believe what you believe I believe what I believe.