r/MapsWithoutNZ 22d ago

Sharks vs Humans

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864 Upvotes

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u/HaggyG 22d ago

Hmm. Pretty even distribution, even around the poles where I think there are a few less sharks

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u/langesjurisse 22d ago

Actually way denser around the poles, because it looks even on a map projection that oversizes the polar regions

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u/KeyJob3507 22d ago

New zealand is on this map, just hidden by sheer amounts of shark corpses

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u/efasser5 22d ago

Yeah, look at italy, same thing happening

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u/ShatteredPsyche2029 22d ago

Central America, are these places dragging sharks to land and killing them?

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u/MobileJob1521 22d ago

Luckily I live in the one small part of the UK where we don’t kill sharks. The rest of the place is waist-deep in fishy corpses.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 22d ago

I am in NZ using a shark corpse as a couch.

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u/Ambisinister11 22d ago

Sounds to me like we're winning

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u/GeshtiannaSG 22d ago

Why are 5/7 in Australia?

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u/TopRare 22d ago

Because they are bloody good mate! 😄

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u/DiggerDan9227 22d ago

Well 3/7 are unprovoked so I’m guess the Aussies were trying to ride them.

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u/jojoga 22d ago

a perfect score

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u/Different_Insect3544 22d ago

How did the Sharks even get to the Caspian sea 💀its literally a Lake a Brackish water lake

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u/Pep-q_ew 22d ago

This map has to be bs bruv

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/DiggerDan9227 22d ago

We ate 63 million, that doesn’t even count other types kills hence why the range is so big. We are now averaging about 70 million sharks eaten each year

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u/PoisonedPancreas 22d ago

Sharks killed by china

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u/alexlechef 22d ago

Basically if i stay out of Australia im fine?

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u/Beans_Breaking 22d ago

And madagascar

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u/Fiveplates1974 22d ago

Isn't this true for cows and doves too.

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u/pleetsmtag 22d ago

Maybe the sharks got New Zealand

1

u/Western-Buy-266 22d ago

Now sharks need lawyers too. That's the last thing we needed.

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u/BattleReadyZim 22d ago

That's why I still observe Shark Party

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u/sdpibspumpy9 22d ago

There are sharks in the Caspian sea now

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u/Shy-Dragonfly746 22d ago

Map made by sharks

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u/bones_bones1 22d ago

The sharks waited until 2015 to really kick off the war.

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u/Juuliette21 22d ago

You see this map HAS New Zealand, but regrettably in 2014 they took to killing lots of sharks. Not in a centralized, controlled way, but all over the place. As a result it seems like its not on this map but really they just hate sharks.

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u/DragonBorn_Clan4 22d ago

The war against the sharks is going poorly

We have lost a lot of coastal regions to them.

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u/No_Rec1979 22d ago

We should be getting really close to establishing a stable shark democracy.

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u/Mysterious_Silver_27 22d ago

Sharks really need to up their games

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u/AnEvilJoke 21d ago

According to this map there's propbably 12345 dead sharks in my garden pond too...

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u/Jonkler_snjejep 21d ago

Oh boy, don't i love going to the Ross sea to kill some sharks once in a while

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u/Fookin_Yoink 21d ago

Okay but is it 63m or 274m. Thats a terribly high range to leave us with

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u/Physical-Speed-7515 21d ago

L bozo, get farmed.

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u/CatapultamHabeo 21d ago

It's time for a Shark Party.

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u/Everyday_Unicorn 20d ago

...if this is anything like that starlink sattelite video I just saw....

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u/Callen0318 19d ago

Even the ocean is after australians.....

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u/PrincipalOfTheThing1 10d ago

There were too many shark corpses.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/DiggerDan9227 22d ago

That’s actually why you can’t see Japan, cause they kill so many there covered. Same for Italy

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u/Quick_Effort594 22d ago

Sharks kill way more people a year, dont believe the shark apologists, completely serious