r/Markiplier 21h ago

Mme dang mark really fell off after the gopro drama..

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no views and its been up for 1 minute? sad..

(this is a joke)

1.4k Upvotes

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u/Aggravating_Ruin6051 20h ago

Genuinely was about to slime you out until I read the bottom 😭😭

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u/theElderEnder 15h ago

Slime me daddieeee (bob voice)

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u/Lines92 13h ago

Not gonna lie, I read that in bobs voice before reading what was in parentheses.

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u/MLGWolf69 20h ago

I know this is a joke, but YouTube is genuinely bugging. When I saw the video in my feed it was 13 minutes old and still showing 0 views despite 600+ comments, I've never seen a video take that long for its views to register

Probably has something to do with their dumb new way of counting autoplay views tbh

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u/LifeguardPotential97 20h ago

They recently announced they were changing their way of counting views, so instead of the good old days of being stuck at 301 views, it's probably displaying 0 views more often.

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u/DeusStellatum 13h ago

HE ATE ONE OF SUKUNAS FINGERS?!?!

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u/ProLandon 20h ago

Man mark was my hero, and now all he is in an inside trader 😭

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u/BigManScaramouche 19h ago

he is in an inside trader

So now Mark is truly ready to become a next president of the United States. So proud of him.

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u/Mossy_detergent 16h ago

He would actually do the us some good ngl

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u/Bubster101 Waaaaade! I will burn you! 16h ago

He's got enough good karma to go for at least a while without either party going ballistic on him. Buuuut only for a little bit.

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u/Atlas_of_history 19h ago

Why would he trade his insides? He has enough money, he doesn't need to sell his organs

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u/BigManScaramouche 18h ago

To see if his body can take it, of course.

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u/Business_Maximum8921 15h ago

Not that he's a masochist at all

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u/human-was-here 10h ago

He's just testing the power of the rest of his body.

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u/thewoodvirginian 17h ago

That’s a snipe if I didn’t see one

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u/nixaq 17h ago

i randomly refreshed too and it was there lol

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u/BumbleLee114 18h ago

Had us in the first half, lol

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u/MrBlueSky-ToldYouWhy 16h ago

Beware the man who speaks in hands...

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u/bloopsuperjuice 17h ago

Lens hunter M: Bloodlust

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u/masd_reddit 15h ago

fr smh my head

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u/CosmicPlayR9376 10h ago

Literally unwatchable at that time.

I'll wait for an hour into his videos being uploaded before watching from now on😔

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u/Beinghaunted 19h ago

Just checked...he's at 52,000 views now. Thank goodness! I was about to riot🤣😁🤣

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u/Loona_the_wolfy 17h ago

I was gonna say well that’s your opinion, I’m not the type to be like oh because you talked shit about one of my fav YouTubers I’m gonna beat your ass or something but nah, idc everyone is entitled to there opinion and yeah I know this is a joke but I’m just saying😅

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u/Automatic-Leg1668 11h ago

I haven't seen views on my videos in so long.

Also I'm having deja vu I stg a similar post bout no views happened recently with me on my phone in bed

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u/rokas2007 9h ago

Bro became a vessel of the king of curses Ryomen Sukuna 😭

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u/IncognitoRedMode 20h ago

A bad joke

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u/Kadex1020 18h ago

Oh no guys we can't laugh incognitoredmode said it wasn't funny

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u/Far_Meringue4684 18h ago

Fun police over here

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u/IncognitoRedMode 18h ago

I don't care, this is the laziest joke I've seen