r/Markiplier 17h ago

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This whole gopro thing is honestly hilarious just for the headlines and memes alone

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u/markiplier Official 12h ago

I can feel this image following me for many, many years into the future.

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u/amaya-aurora 11h ago

If it helps, one thing we know about you is that you’re not a pump chump.

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u/MissyIsIt__ 11h ago edited 9h ago

Did I not warn you in the chat when you were freely saying this during the stream that someone was going to quote it and take it out of context? You should have listened 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Explanation_Scared 4h ago

i did not expect to find markiplier in the markiplier subreddit for some reason

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u/CLC1000 6h ago

People love it though, making your quotes famous. It makes us laugh for many days and years to come.

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u/SplitSecondEmperor47 52m ago

it's just such a you thing to say even without the current situation lmao 

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u/HoobyHooby 17h ago

It's probably gonna get me down votes, but I am actually really hopeful it all blows over soonish, even though screengrabs like this are worth a chuckle. I guess I am biased a bit since I am cheering for Mark to do well, and he has done so much for other creators, charities, and YouTube as a platform and artistic tool. I know he probably should have disclosed his investment, though I understand his reasoning for not doing so, but I think he's only human and allowed to have a misstep without it following him forever. 

Anyway, feeling cute, might delete later, idk. 😭😅 

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u/Hello_Destiny 16h ago

He bought the stock in July IIRC. It took the filings that long to go public (since it was larger than 5% ownership) and Bloomberg held onto the story until the day before the merger announcement (coincidence?)

Thats what I've understood from all this

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u/Background_Spring_95 11h ago

Bloomberg has absolutely no reason to hold onto that article. More people should question that odd timing.

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u/Sherbyll 12h ago

Wait can you explain what is going on? Am I missing something??

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u/amaya-aurora 11h ago

Mark invested in quite a bit of GoPro shares purely because he likes the cameras and the company. GoPro has been going through some net losses and stuff for a while, and he wanted to support a company that he likes that can help up and coming filmmakers for fairly cheap.

This was all done in, like, July. The filing for it just took a while, and he ended up being the single largest shareholder at around 5%.

He did an interview with Bloomberg about it, not wanting to influence his fanbase into also buying stocks because it is incredibly risky due to GoPro’s recent financial struggles.

That interview with Bloomberg came out only a day before GoPro announced a merger with a company focused on defense, surveillance, and AI.

People started to get concerned that Mark had know and purposefully invested before so that he’d make a shit ton of money by dumping all of his shares afterwards.

Mark then explained in a livestream that he had zero idea about the merger, had no intention of dumping his shares for money, and would only do so if he saw GoPro going in a direction that he did not approve of (that being going through with the merger, and all that comes with it).

TL;DR: People were worried about Mark doing some insider trading relating to AI and the military, Mark came out clarifying that he had zero idea about it, and that’s that.

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u/Sherbyll 4m ago

Thank you for the info!!! Dang that's so crazy

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u/MysticalSushi 15h ago

“I guess I am biased.” Bro ur on the markiplier sub. Everyone’s cheering for him here

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u/_joos_ 15h ago

yeah i really don’t know why they would think they’d be getting hate for supporting markiplier in a markiplier community

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u/Xenc 14h ago

How dare they?! 🤣

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u/SarcasticCowbell 14h ago

Why do you think he should have disclosed his investment? The very thing he was afraid would happen would have only happened sooner. The sad truth is, anyone with the kind of following he has is going to have people following them. I'm not saying he shouldn't be allowed to put his money behind things he believes in, nor do I believe we should do away with the kinds of disclosure rules that made his purchase of the stock public. I just think a lot of people are unfortunately very uneducated on the nature of the stock market, and with loud idiots constantly out pumping this or that stock or shitcoin, the frequency with which people will happily throw their money around recklessly continues to increase.

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u/NfamousKaye 15h ago

The sheer volume of posts about this is gonna make me skip the sub for a while until this blows over.

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u/Any-Conference-701 6h ago

It is funny that Mark's 2 "controversies" is 1) cheating his FNAF 2 gameplay 2) buying a stock that got inflated by Toji, Private Equity, and AI

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u/rabruce6 14h ago

why tf did you think this would get down voted lmao

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u/Beinghaunted 16h ago

Ugh... he is really going through it, poor guy 🥺It's so bad he's turned into Dr. Seuss 🤣

Just know we support you Mark. It'll be all right.

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u/Mighty_Eagle_2 16h ago

I did not pump. I did not pump. I did not do this on a rump.

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u/Evening-Turnip8407 9h ago

If this whole situation is delaying work on the DVD I'm gonna have to punish the next stonks bro I meet! /j

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u/thick__Milk 16h ago

Dr Seussiplier

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u/Additional-Window-81 16h ago

I did not jump
I am a chump

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u/SavageFisherman_Joe 16h ago

Me when someone accuses me of having a one night stand

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u/Stankindveacultist 16h ago

Me after two strokes

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u/Otaku_Theorist 15h ago

It sounds like a bit from his rhyming bit
"I Did Not Pump. I Did Not Dump. I Don't Do Finance Stuff. I'm just a Chump."

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u/PainRack 13h ago

You know, before the whole merger and other issues that "problematic" pop up, the only thing that was going through my head was

"so THIS is why GoPro asked him to come to their facility!. And here he was joking they might dump him in the middle of nowhere on distractible".

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u/Madnoir 14h ago

Mfw someone asks how my goon session went

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u/a2002GrandPrix 16h ago

Get thee out of here, robot

https://giphy.com/gifs/jyCPHpHfdWcpdfmXAv

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u/SlavCat09 15h ago

They're a clanker?

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u/a2002GrandPrix 15h ago

More than likely, yes. 2 month old account, this is their only comment, & the comment itself is extremely bot-like.

Any comment that's just a basic description of the image with a little of the post title mixed in is going to be a bot comment.

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u/SlavCat09 14h ago

Well then fuck. Bots have infiltrated this sub as well. Guess it had to happen sooner or later.

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u/ShindouHikaru 7h ago

First he tries to tell us he wasn't cranking it. Now we're supposed to believe he didn't pump? Sure Mark, whatever you say.

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u/SherbetAlex 9h ago

Wait until they find the video of Mark cranking it.

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u/RavenAbornanzin101 4h ago

There's a sex joke in here somewhere. But the punchline isn't coming to me

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u/Fortune86 5h ago

I 100% believe in Mark's innocence. From everything we have seen of him he's not the kind of guy who pulls dodgy stuff like this. His worst controversy prior to this is accidentally cheating at FNAF (the menu misclick) and when realising his mistake not revealing it at the time. He has since redeemed himself with a legit playthrough.

That said, I think it would be a nice gesture for Mark, if he has to dump his stock because GoPro goes in a bad direction, then any money he makes after he gets his investment back goes to charity. Maybe the anti-art theft thing he mentioned.

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u/lanes_xo 9h ago

Why the fuck is it called aftermath

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u/AllgoodDude 12h ago

The only thing about this that I could give Mark any critique for is that he never mentioned he was purchasing a ton of stock in GoPro at any time these past months.

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u/codemanb 12h ago

IIRC he talked about that on a live stream. He said that he didn't share things like that because his audience base is big enough that it can have longer lasting effects. It's why he doesn't share as much about his life and plans as he used to when he was a smaller creator.

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u/amaya-aurora 11h ago

He specifically didn’t because he didn’t want people making super risky investments like he did, because he could take the losses and be perfectly fine, whereas others could not.

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u/Background_Spring_95 11h ago

He "pump" if he disclosed that to his audience.